Zorro (1957) Quotes

Zorro (1957)

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	Season 1 / Episode 38: - Bernardo Faces Death Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia: Now, I am on duty also. But you do not see me going in and out of the tavern, do you? Cpl. Reyes: No, Sargeant. Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia: Exactly. And do you know why? Cpl. Reyes: Because from here I cannot see the tavern.
	Season 1 / Episode 38: - Bernardo Faces Death Cpl. Reyes: Sargeant, I hear noises! Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia: What kind of noises? Cpl. Reyes: Listen. [Loud crashing sound] That kind of noises!
	Season 1 / Episode 38: - Bernardo Faces Death Don Diego de la Vega: This is the closest either of us has come to death, and we did it to ourselves. There must be a moral here somewhere...
	Season 1 / Episode 37: - The Eagle Leaves the Nest Don Diego de la Vega: No man has such a mad desire for power unless he secretly knows he is weak.
	Season 1 / Episode 37: - The Eagle Leaves the Nest Don Diego de la Vega: Must it be a dream, Sargeant? All you have to do is to reach out your arm and grab Zorro! [Puts Garcia's hand on his arm] Like that! Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia: It is not so easy. I have tried! How I have tried, you just don't know! I have been pushed into wells, and fallen down flights of stairs... Once he even led me into a tar pit up to here! Don Diego de la Vega: Well, that's just what I mean, Sargeant! You give up too easily!
	Season 1 / Episode 37: - The Eagle Leaves the Nest Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia: You heard the noise, baboso! That is what we are looking for! Cpl. Reyes: What does a noise look like?
	Season 1 / Episode 37: - The Eagle Leaves the Nest Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia: Good, now we can relax. Cpl. Reyes: [Angrily] What do you have to relax from?
	Season 1 / Episode 34: - The Well of Death Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia: Señorita, would you care to join me in a refreshment? Dolores Maldonado: Why I'd love to, Sargeant. But I really don't think I can afford it.
	Season 1 / Episode 34: - The Well of Death Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia: More trouble than I can handle? My good friend, you do not know me very well. Trouble is my middle name!
	Season 1 / Episode 34: - The Well of Death Carlos Murrietta: How did anyone as stupid as you ever become sargeant? Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia: It wasn't easy. I was a private for a long time. And then one day I saw the Comandante kissing the Magistrado's wife, and the next thing you know... I am a sargeant, Señor, because I possess the natural qualities of leadership!
	Season 1 / Episode 32: - The Cross of the Andes Dolores Maldonado: Why do you call him Sargeant? Cpl. Reyes: Because he's a sargeant, that why we call him Sargeant. It works the same with me. I'm a corporal so everyone calls me Corporal. Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia: Very soon you may be a private and everyone will call you Private! Now go away!
	Season 1 / Episode 32: - The Cross of the Andes Don Diego de la Vega: Why, Señor, injustice is everyone's business. No one can stand alone. When you injure one of us, you injure all.
	Season 1 / Episode 31: - The Man with the Whip Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia: [Watches Carlos sign the registrar at the inn] Carlos. That is that your first name, Señor? Carlos Murrietta: No, Sargeant. That is the name of my horse. He is a very uneducated horse. Cannot read or write. Therefore, I must sign the registrar for him at the inn where he is a guest.
	Season 1 / Episode 31: - The Man with the Whip Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia: Amazing, Don Rodolfo! It seems only yesterday that you were playing caballeros and bandidos with the other children, running around the pueblo and shouting like a bunch of wild Indians, riding imaginary horses and shooting your wooden guns with incredible accuracy! Rodolfo Martinez: That life is behind me, Sargeant! Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia: Ah, si. And it will be years before you regret leaving it. Welcome, Don Rodolfo, to a man's position in life and a man's responsibilities.
	Season 1 / Episode 31: - The Man with the Whip Don Diego de la Vega: You do not want to be known as a live coward, eh? Rodolfo Martinez: There are things worse than dying, Don Diego. Don Diego de la Vega: But there is nothing quite so permanent, my friend.
	Season 1 / Episode 30: - Zorro Lights a Fuse Cpl. Reyes: Is there anything there for me, Sargeant? Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia: Who would write to you? Cpl. Reyes: I don't know. Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia: Then why do you always ask? Cpl. Reyes: If a letter did come, I could look at it and see who would write to me.
	Season 1 / Episode 29: - Quintana Makes a Choice Cpl. Reyes: [after all the guns fail to shoot] Never before did I hear so many quiet noises.
	Season 1 / Episode 29: - Quintana Makes a Choice Don Diego de la Vega: Tell me, who has access to the gunpowder? Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia: There are only four of us. Capitan Toledano, Cpl Reyes and myself. Don Diego de la Vega: That is only three. Who is the fourth? Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia: That is what I do not know. He is the one who took the gunpowder.
	Season 1 / Episode 29: - Quintana Makes a Choice Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia: [Interrogating Cpl. Reyes] Corporal, where were you last night between the hours of 7 and 10 o'clock pm? Cpl. Reyes: I was with you. Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia: Never mind the alibis! Answer the question! Cpl. Reyes: Don't you remember, Sargeant? We went to the bake shop and I talked to the baker while you sneaked up and... Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia: Shhh! Do you have to tell everything you know? Cpl. Reyes: But you asked me. Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia: So I did. But couldn't you just lie a little like a gentleman?
	Season 1 / Episode 28: - Zorro by Proxy Don Diego de la Vega: Ever since I got that blow on the head yesterday, I keep forgetting things. Cpl. Reyes: That will do it. I was hit on the head once. Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia: Oh? When was this, Corporal? Cpl. Reyes: I forget.
	Season 1 / Episode 27: - The Eagle's Brood Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia: Shhh. That is a military secret! Don Diego de la Vega: Everyone I meet is talking about it. Who is there in California that does not know this? Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia: That is just what I'm trying to tell you. It is a military secret. We do not want the soldiers to find out.
	Season 1 / Episode 27: - The Eagle's Brood Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia: This is the first time I ever outsmarted Zorro. I wonder how I did it?
	Season 1 / Episode 26: - Adios, Senor Magistrado Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia: Anyway, the capture of Zorro someday will not get me back inside the cuartel tonight. Don Diego de la Vega: True true, Sargeant. But look, since you cannot capture Zorro, why do you not imitate him? Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia: I do not understand. Don Diego de la Vega: Well, if you were Zorro, you would not have to walk through the gate. You could fly over the wall! Isn't that what he does? Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia: Of course! You know, it's strange, Don Diego. Every time I talk to you, I get such wonderful ideas! I will climb over the rear wall! [hesitates] I cannot climb the rear wall. I have tried.
	Season 1 / Episode 26: - Adios, Senor Magistrado Magistrado Carlos Galindo: Do you know this bandit, Zorro? Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia: To chase him is to know him. I know him. A little.
	Season 1 / Episode 22: - The Unmasking of Zorro Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia: I am only a soldier, and obeying the orders of my Comandante. For instance, if the Comandante told me to arrest Don Diego on the suspicion of being Zorro, I would have to do it, ridiculous as it must seem. Don Diego de la Vega: [laughing] That would be the height of absurdity, eh?
	Season 1 / Episode 22: - The Unmasking of Zorro Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia: Then a pig got lose, and I chased the pig and I caught him and put him back in the pen! Does that surprise you, Comandante? Don Juan Ortega: Sargeant Garcia, it would not surprise me if the pig caught you and put you in the pen! Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia: You do not understand. I was the one chasing the pig.
	Season 1 / Episode 22: - The Unmasking of Zorro Don Juan Ortega: You do me as much harm as Zorro with your bumbling ways! I would think you were Zorro, if you were not so fat! Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia: It is not fat, Comandante. I am just heavily muscled.
	Season 1 / Episode 22: - The Unmasking of Zorro Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia: Don't shoot, you fools! You might hit the Comandante! [Aside] Not such a bad idea, but hardly good military practice...
	Season 1 / Episode 21: - Zorro Springs a Trap Don Diego de la Vega: Just what exactly is on your mind? Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia: On my mind? Why nothing, nothing at all. I mean, how did you know there was? Don Diego de la Vega: Your face. It's an open book. I can read your every thought. Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia: You can? What am I thinking right now? Don Diego de la Vega: [Examines Garcia's face] Nothing. Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia: That's right! Don Diego, how do you do it? Don Diego de la Vega: It's very simple. One just takes into consideration the mental capacity of the person under analysis, and draws a conclusion. Now in your case, the betting odds were 100 to 1 in my favor. Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia: Oh, it is useless to try to hide my thoughts from you, Don Diego!
	Season 1 / Episode 21: - Zorro Springs a Trap Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia: It's very simple. Even I understand what I mean.

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