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Zoey 101

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	Unknown Episode: Dustin Brooks: Tough Chunks!
	Unknown Episode: Lola Martinez: Stop staring at my bathing suit! Dustin Brooks: I'm not, you have a bug on your stomach.
	Unknown Episode: Dustin Brooks: [his voice-mail message] This is Dustin Brooks, personal assistant to Logan Reese.
	Unknown Episode: Dustin Brooks: I knew he'd get away with it!
	Unknown Episode: Roger at tech support: [Speaking with a THICK Indian accent on the phone with Chase around 3 a.m] Sir, please try pressing CONTROL G again. Chase Matthews: OK, I pressed CONTROL G three times and nothing happened. Roger at tech support: You must hold down the CONTROL key WHILE pressing the G. Chase Matthews: I know. I did that. Roger at tech support: Then your computer should be working. Chase Matthews: I know it SHOULD be working, but it's not! Roger at tech support: Sir, please do not shout at me. I am trying to help you. Colin: [Chase's roommate, Colin, who is trying to sleep, snaps] Will you please hang up and go to sleep? Chase Matthews: No! Roger at tech support: [Thinking HE is being spoken to] Why do you want me to hang up and go to sleep? Chase Matthews: [Panics] NO! No, I... I just want you to help me get my video chat back up. Roger at tech support: Have you tried pressing CONTROL G? Chase Matthews: [Rolling his eyes in disbelief] YES! Roger at tech support: Did that work? Chase Matthews: No! Colin: [From bed] Why don't you press CONTROL G with your bum? Roger at tech support: Sir... if you're going to INSULT me... Chase Matthews: I didn't insult you. It was my roommate - Colon! Colin: [Yelling in frustration at having to correct his name yet again] COLIN! Chase Matthews: [to Colin] I don't care! Roger at tech support: [Thinking HE is being spoken to] If you don't care, then why have you called Tech Support? Chase Matthews: What are you talking about? Roger at tech support: [Hostile] Sir, I DO NOT appreciate your aggressive tone! Chase Matthews: [Close to tears] I just want my video chat to work. Roger at tech support: HAVE YOU TRIED PRESSING CONTROL G?
	Unknown Episode: Coco: ...Zoey Brooks, Chase Matthews, and Stacey Dippsen. Stacey Dillsen: It's Dillsen
	Unknown Episode: Mr. Roker: Which is good for us, because, without oxygen, we'd all die slow and painful deaths.
	Unknown Episode: Zoey Brooks: Everything okay? Dustin Brooks: Yeah... well no Lola Martinez: [whispers] It's working! Dustin Brooks: Well you know I wanted to stay here the past couple of nights? Dustin Brooks: It wasn't really cause I was scared. Quinn Pensky: Hah! Up top! [both snap their fingers] Zoey Brooks: You're not scared? Dustin Brooks: Well, I was the first night!... for a little while. Zoey Brooks: Then why'd you keep pretending to be scared? Why'd you keep wanting to spend the night here? Dustin Brooks: Because I missed you. Zoey Brooks: What do you mean? I see you around campus all the time. Dustin Brooks: Well yeah, we walk by each other and wave, and say Hi, but its been a while since we just hung out and did stuff together. Zoey Brooks: Well why didn't you just tell me you wanted to hang out then? Dustin Brooks: I tried a couple of times! It's just you're always hanging out with Lola or Quinn or Chase or Michael, never me. That's why I lied about being scared, i just missed you. Zoey Brooks: Aww Dustin! [they both hug, Lola and Quinn run in and join the hug] Lola Martinez: You can stay here. Quinn Pensky: You can move in with us! Dustin Brooks: [they are hugging him tightly] I... can't... breath, ahh.
	Unknown Episode: Quinn Pensky: Now, If you need any extra speed, just push this red button Chase Matthews: But i'm afraid of the red button Quinn Pensky: Don't be a baby!
	Season 3 / Episode 13: - Paige at PCA Dustin Brooks: Ok, Skooter you're off the hook! Dustin Brooks: He runs like a duck!
	Season 3 / Episode 11: - Quarantine Rebecca: [directed to Zoey] You made Chase break up with me! Quinn Pensky: No! Chase broke up with you because you're a bucket of nuts!
	Season 3 / Episode 9: - Zoey's Balloon Stacey Dillsen: My Life is an endless vortex of pain.
	Season 3 / Episode 5: - The Great Vince Blake Chase Matthews: [nervously] What are you talking about, there was no two year crush on Zoey... Right Michael? Michael Barret: [sarcastically] Oh yes, there was no crush, you silly people.
	Season 3 / Episode 5: - The Great Vince Blake Chase Matthews: I have to say it, I'm a little embarrased for you! Michael Barret: This is a sports related injury, that makes me cool! Chase Matthews: Dude, tripping over a basketball, on the way to the bathroom, is not cool!
	Season 3 / Episode 5: - The Great Vince Blake Zoey Brooks: Let’s shake on it Logan Reese: Or we could kiss on it?
	Season 3 / Episode 1: - Surprise Logan Reese: It's all your fault Michael Barret: No, its not! It was a freak accident. Lola: Like Logan's birth
	Season 3 / Episode 1: - Dance Contest Logan Reese: It's all your fault Michael Barret: No, its not! It was a freak accident. Lola: Like Logan's birth
	Season 2 / Episode 11: - People Auction Michael Barret: Well, I think you want to smell nice for a certain young lady who goes by the name of Zoey! Chase Matthews: Maybe I want to smell nice for you. Ever think of that? Michael Barret: You know what you oughta do on the spring break trip? Chase Matthews: What should I do? Michael Barret: Tell Zoey you love her. Chase Matthews: Man, go do your underwear math. Michael Barret: It's the perfect time. Spring break, Santa Barbara, right by the beach, it's very romantic. Chase Matthews: So. Michael Barret: So, when's the perfect time to tell Zoey you love her? Chase Matthews: Would you stop saying that so loud? Michael Barret: Why? Chase Matthews: I don't want people to know, okay? Michael Barret: Dude, everyone on planet Earth knows you love Zoey. The people on Neptune know it. Yeah. They're up there right now on Neptune saying "Hey, did you know that Chase loves Zoey?" "Why yes I do, the whole galaxy knows" Nnah.
	Season 2 / Episode 11: - People Auction Michael Barret: Remember that saying we learned in Latin class? "Carpe Doom" Seize the day Chase Matthews: I think that's Carpe Diem Michael Barret: Then what's Carpe Doom? Chase Matthews: Stupid.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Robot Wars Miles Brody: I shall bathe like I've never bathed before.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Robot Wars Chase Matthews: If I don't get a big cookie, I'll die.
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - Girls Will Be Boys Lola Martinez: It smells like squirrel pee.
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - Girls Will Be Boys Zoey Brooks: Are roof is lame! Nicole Bristow: It has bugs and there is a tree above it with a bunch of squaris so it smells like squrial pee.
	Season 2 / Episode 5: - Bad Girl Nicole Bristow: Oh my God Dustin has a girlfriend! Dustin Brooks: Yeah, thanks a lot! Zoey Brooks: How come you didn't want me to know? Dustin Brooks: Cause you're always butin' into my life! Zoey Brooks: That is so not true! Is that true? Chase Matthews, Nicole Bristow: Yeah, it's pretty true.
	Season 2 / Episode 5: - Bad Girl Chase Matthews: Okay, ya gotta help me. Zoey Brooks: What you couldn't talk Tricia out of dating Dustin? Chase Matthews: Oh, I talked Tricia right outta dating Dustin. Zoey Brooks: Great, so what's the problem? Dustin Brooks: [Dustin comes in] You stole my girlfriend? Chase Matthews: Tha-that's the problem. Zoey Brooks: You asked Tricia out? Chase Matthews: No, gross. Dustin Brooks: [pumping his fists] Come on Matthews, let's go, right now! Chase Matthews: You see what you get me into? Dustin Brooks: I'm standin' here! Chase Matthews: I'm not gonna fight you. Dustin Brooks: Yeah, you are! [pulls off his shirt] Zoey Brooks: Dustin stop acting like a freak right now. Dustin Brooks: Alright, but you listen to me Chase Matthews, you stole my girlfriend and you're gonna pay! Chase Matthews: I was just threatened by a topless boy.
	Season 2 / Episode 3: - Election Nicole Bristow: [Reading her horoscope] Zoey! Look at your horoscope. You will win a major competition. How freaky is that? Zoey Brooks: I'm not a Virgo. Nicole Bristow: Shh, don't tell people.
	Season 2 / Episode 3: - Election Quinn Pensky: [Showing Zoey, Nicole and Lola the poster she made of Mark] Is this not the face of a great leader or what? Nicole Bristow: [Under her breath] What.
	Season 2 / Episode 3: - Election Chase Matthews: Don't you know that girls don't mean half the things they say? Remember that girl you dated a couple of years ago? Michael Barret: Oh, yeah. The Karen Franklin incident. Logan Reese: What happend with Karen Franklin? Michael Barret: Her birthday was coming up, right. So I asked her what she wanted and she said nothing! So I said "uhm, nothing?" and she goes "yeah, nothing" so I said "are you sure?" and she says "yes, I don't want anything". So, I didn't buy her a present. Chase Matthews: And? Michael Barret: She cried for three days then moved to Wisconscin Logan Reese: Wisconscin? Michael Barret: It's the dairy state. Logan Reese: Oh... [confused] Wait! What was the point of the story?
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - Back to P.C.A. Logan Reese: [hollering over loud music] You think that's a little loud? Michael Barret: [hollering] No way! Michael Barret: Turn it up! Dustin Brooks: Level 99! Logan Reese: [to Chase, hollering] Can't you turn it down? Chase Matthews: No way, man! Michael Barret: Crank the bass! Chase Matthews: Good night, Michael. Chase Matthews: Sleep tight, Chase. Logan Reese: You guys are the worst! Dustin Brooks: Soo close!
	Season 1 / Episode 13: - Little Beach Party Zoey Brooks: Dustin, your toes look like raisins. Dustin Brooks: You try being in the ocean for six hours.

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