Chase Matthews

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Chase Matthews Quotes

	Unknown Episode: Roger at tech support: [Speaking with a THICK Indian accent on the phone with Chase around 3 a.m] Sir, please try pressing CONTROL G again. Chase Matthews: OK, I pressed CONTROL G three times and nothing happened. Roger at tech support: You must hold down the CONTROL key WHILE pressing the G. Chase Matthews: I know. I did that. Roger at tech support: Then your computer should be working. Chase Matthews: I know it SHOULD be working, but it's not! Roger at tech support: Sir, please do not shout at me. I am trying to help you. Colin: [Chase's roommate, Colin, who is trying to sleep, snaps] Will you please hang up and go to sleep? Chase Matthews: No! Roger at tech support: [Thinking HE is being spoken to] Why do you want me to hang up and go to sleep? Chase Matthews: [Panics] NO! No, I... I just want you to help me get my video chat back up. Roger at tech support: Have you tried pressing CONTROL G? Chase Matthews: [Rolling his eyes in disbelief] YES! Roger at tech support: Did that work? Chase Matthews: No! Colin: [From bed] Why don't you press CONTROL G with your bum? Roger at tech support: Sir... if you're going to INSULT me... Chase Matthews: I didn't insult you. It was my roommate - Colon! Colin: [Yelling in frustration at having to correct his name yet again] COLIN! Chase Matthews: [to Colin] I don't care! Roger at tech support: [Thinking HE is being spoken to] If you don't care, then why have you called Tech Support? Chase Matthews: What are you talking about? Roger at tech support: [Hostile] Sir, I DO NOT appreciate your aggressive tone! Chase Matthews: [Close to tears] I just want my video chat to work. Roger at tech support: HAVE YOU TRIED PRESSING CONTROL G?
	Unknown Episode: Quinn Pensky: Now, If you need any extra speed, just push this red button Chase Matthews: But i'm afraid of the red button Quinn Pensky: Don't be a baby!
	Season 3 / Episode 5: - The Great Vince Blake Chase Matthews: [nervously] What are you talking about, there was no two year crush on Zoey... Right Michael? Michael Barret: [sarcastically] Oh yes, there was no crush, you silly people.
	Season 3 / Episode 5: - The Great Vince Blake Chase Matthews: I have to say it, I'm a little embarrased for you! Michael Barret: This is a sports related injury, that makes me cool! Chase Matthews: Dude, tripping over a basketball, on the way to the bathroom, is not cool!
	Season 2 / Episode 11: - People Auction Michael Barret: Well, I think you want to smell nice for a certain young lady who goes by the name of Zoey! Chase Matthews: Maybe I want to smell nice for you. Ever think of that? Michael Barret: You know what you oughta do on the spring break trip? Chase Matthews: What should I do? Michael Barret: Tell Zoey you love her. Chase Matthews: Man, go do your underwear math. Michael Barret: It's the perfect time. Spring break, Santa Barbara, right by the beach, it's very romantic. Chase Matthews: So. Michael Barret: So, when's the perfect time to tell Zoey you love her? Chase Matthews: Would you stop saying that so loud? Michael Barret: Why? Chase Matthews: I don't want people to know, okay? Michael Barret: Dude, everyone on planet Earth knows you love Zoey. The people on Neptune know it. Yeah. They're up there right now on Neptune saying "Hey, did you know that Chase loves Zoey?" "Why yes I do, the whole galaxy knows" Nnah.
	Season 2 / Episode 11: - People Auction Michael Barret: Remember that saying we learned in Latin class? "Carpe Doom" Seize the day Chase Matthews: I think that's Carpe Diem Michael Barret: Then what's Carpe Doom? Chase Matthews: Stupid.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Robot Wars Chase Matthews: If I don't get a big cookie, I'll die.
	Season 2 / Episode 5: - Bad Girl Chase Matthews: Okay, ya gotta help me. Zoey Brooks: What you couldn't talk Tricia out of dating Dustin? Chase Matthews: Oh, I talked Tricia right outta dating Dustin. Zoey Brooks: Great, so what's the problem? Dustin Brooks: [Dustin comes in] You stole my girlfriend? Chase Matthews: Tha-that's the problem. Zoey Brooks: You asked Tricia out? Chase Matthews: No, gross. Dustin Brooks: [pumping his fists] Come on Matthews, let's go, right now! Chase Matthews: You see what you get me into? Dustin Brooks: I'm standin' here! Chase Matthews: I'm not gonna fight you. Dustin Brooks: Yeah, you are! [pulls off his shirt] Zoey Brooks: Dustin stop acting like a freak right now. Dustin Brooks: Alright, but you listen to me Chase Matthews, you stole my girlfriend and you're gonna pay! Chase Matthews: I was just threatened by a topless boy.
	Season 2 / Episode 3: - Election Chase Matthews: Don't you know that girls don't mean half the things they say? Remember that girl you dated a couple of years ago? Michael Barret: Oh, yeah. The Karen Franklin incident. Logan Reese: What happend with Karen Franklin? Michael Barret: Her birthday was coming up, right. So I asked her what she wanted and she said nothing! So I said "uhm, nothing?" and she goes "yeah, nothing" so I said "are you sure?" and she says "yes, I don't want anything". So, I didn't buy her a present. Chase Matthews: And? Michael Barret: She cried for three days then moved to Wisconscin Logan Reese: Wisconscin? Michael Barret: It's the dairy state. Logan Reese: Oh... [confused] Wait! What was the point of the story?
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - Back to P.C.A. Logan Reese: [hollering over loud music] You think that's a little loud? Michael Barret: [hollering] No way! Michael Barret: Turn it up! Dustin Brooks: Level 99! Logan Reese: [to Chase, hollering] Can't you turn it down? Chase Matthews: No way, man! Michael Barret: Crank the bass! Chase Matthews: Good night, Michael. Chase Matthews: Sleep tight, Chase. Logan Reese: You guys are the worst! Dustin Brooks: Soo close!
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Prank Week Dean Rivers: I'm not going to ask again. Who did this to my father's statue? Chase Matthews: Technically sir, you did just ask again.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - New Roomies Zoey Brooks: Sorry. I only get 15. And I gotta live. Dustin Brooks: [to Chase] What about you? Chase Matthews: Sorry, kid, if I had money I'd lend it to myself, which I don't... So I'm outta luck and so are you! Dustin Brooks: What did he say? Zoey Brooks: No!
	Unknown Episode: Chase Matthews: [trying to convince Zoey she doesn't know everything about him] [Zoey walks away] [shouts] Did you know that, when I was little, I thought babies came from outer space? Boy: [walks up to Chase] They don't? Chase Matthews: [sighs] Run along...
	Unknown Episode: Chase Matthews: [trying to convince Zoey she doesn't know everything about him] [Zoey walks away] [shouts] Did you know that, when I was little, I thought babies came from outer space? Boy: [walks up to Chase] They don't? Chase Matthews: [sighs] Run along...
	Unknown Episode: Chase Matthews: [trying to convince Zoey she doesn't know everything about him] [Zoey walks away] [shouts] Did you know that, when I was little, I thought babies came from outer space? Boy: [walks up to Chase] They don't? Chase Matthews: [sighs] Run along...
	Unknown Episode: Chase Matthews: [trying to convince Zoey she doesn't know everything about him] [Zoey walks away] [shouts] Did you know that, when I was little, I thought babies came from outer space? Boy: [walks up to Chase] They don't? Chase Matthews: [sighs] Run along...
	Unknown Episode: Michael Barret: Plus we heard you guys got pizza. Chase Matthews: And cake. Zoey Brooks: Oh, so you guys want pizza. Chase Matthews: And cake.
	Unknown Episode: Michael Barret: Plus we heard you guys got pizza. Chase Matthews: And cake. Zoey Brooks: Oh, so you guys want pizza. Chase Matthews: And cake.
	Unknown Episode: Michael Barret: Plus we heard you guys got pizza. Chase Matthews: And cake. Zoey Brooks: Oh, so you guys want pizza. Chase Matthews: And cake.
	Unknown Episode: Michael Barret: Plus we heard you guys got pizza. Chase Matthews: And cake. Zoey Brooks: Oh, so you guys want pizza. Chase Matthews: And cake.
	Unknown Episode: Zoey Brooks: [in response to Logan's come on] It's hard to make out with a guy while he's vomiting. Chase Matthews: It's true. Chase Matthews: That happened to me.
	Unknown Episode: Zoey Brooks: [in response to Logan's come on] It's hard to make out with a guy while he's vomiting. Chase Matthews: It's true. Chase Matthews: That happened to me.
	Unknown Episode: Zoey Brooks: [in response to Logan's come on] It's hard to make out with a guy while he's vomiting. Chase Matthews: It's true. Chase Matthews: That happened to me.
	Unknown Episode: Zoey Brooks: [in response to Logan's come on] It's hard to make out with a guy while he's vomiting. Chase Matthews: It's true. Chase Matthews: That happened to me.
	Unknown Episode: Zoey Brooks: [talking about Logan] Well, you should tell him that money doesn't give him a right to push people around. Chase Matthews: Oh, I did. Zoey Brooks: And? Chase Matthews: He gave me fifty bucks to shut up.
	Unknown Episode: Zoey Brooks: [talking about Logan] Well, you should tell him that money doesn't give him a right to push people around. Chase Matthews: Oh, I did. Zoey Brooks: And? Chase Matthews: He gave me fifty bucks to shut up.
	Unknown Episode: Zoey Brooks: [talking about Logan] Well, you should tell him that money doesn't give him a right to push people around. Chase Matthews: Oh, I did. Zoey Brooks: And? Chase Matthews: He gave me fifty bucks to shut up.
	Unknown Episode: Zoey Brooks: [talking about Logan] Well, you should tell him that money doesn't give him a right to push people around. Chase Matthews: Oh, I did. Zoey Brooks: And? Chase Matthews: He gave me fifty bucks to shut up.
	Unknown Episode: Logan Reese: [in their dorm, logan asks chase and michael what they're doing for the time capsule. they rply 'writing song about our lives here at PCA'] Michael Barret: I'm doing the music. [twirls drum sticks] Chase Matthews: I'm writing the lyrics. Logan Reese: Oh, so, I guess it goes, "I love you Zoey from my head down to my toe-y"? Chase Matthews: [snickers] No. [Logan leaves, Chase grabs notebook and proceeds to write] Michael Barret: Don't write that down. [Chase sets aside the paper] Michael Barret: You were gonna write that down, weren't you? Chase Matthews: Maybe. END SCENE
	Unknown Episode: Logan Reese: [in their dorm, logan asks chase and michael what they're doing for the time capsule. they rply 'writing song about our lives here at PCA'] Michael Barret: I'm doing the music. [twirls drum sticks] Chase Matthews: I'm writing the lyrics. Logan Reese: Oh, so, I guess it goes, "I love you Zoey from my head down to my toe-y"? Chase Matthews: [snickers] No. [Logan leaves, Chase grabs notebook and proceeds to write] Michael Barret: Don't write that down. [Chase sets aside the paper] Michael Barret: You were gonna write that down, weren't you? Chase Matthews: Maybe. END SCENE

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