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	Season 4 / Episode 4: - The Truth Revealed Sir Ralph Shawcross: Anyway. HE can't be mucking around with Agatha. He got shot in a certain place in the artillery. Selfridge: From what I've heard. Lord Meldrum's wedding tackle is in tip top condition.
	Season 3 / Episode 6: - The Night of Reckoning James Twelvetrees: I sometimes wish I'd been born an ordinary-looking person. Instead of tall and well-built.
	Season 3 / Episode 2: - Current Affairs Ivy Teasdale: [when serving morning tea, Ivy has just accidentally found Lady Agatha in bed with Lord Meldrum] Henry! Lady Agatha's in bed with his Lordship. What shall I do? Henry Livingstone: Take them another cup.
	Season 3 / Episode 2: - Current Affairs P.C. Wilson: I was born in Battersea. I can't think of any orphanage. There's the dog's home. Mabel Wheeler: Perhaps they started taking in kids.
	Season 3 / Episode 2: - Current Affairs Poppy Meldrum: He ticked me off for sleeping with Madge Cartwright. She's not even my chum. The Honourable Teddy Meldrum: I got ticked off for not sleeping with Madge Cartwright.
	Season 3 / Episode 2: - Current Affairs Poppy Meldrum: Just think of the money Madge has got. You could do all sorts of exciting things with her. The Honourable Teddy Meldrum: I don't want to do exciting things with her. I want do do exciting things with Rose!
	Season 3 / Episode 2: - Current Affairs Poppy Meldrum: There's Uncle Teddy carrying on with Rose the maid. There's Daddy carrying on with Sir Ralph's wife. Then there's you! Cissy Meldrum: Might I assure you that I am completely normal. Poppy Meldrum: Then what do you and Penelope get up to at the Boot and Britches Club? Cissy Meldrum: And what do you get up to with James the footman?
	Season 3 / Episode 2: - Current Affairs Mabel Wheeler: The doctor said I ought to have more iron... I can't afford Burgundy! Henry Livingstone: Go and suck the poker.
	Season 3 / Episode 1: - Please help the Orphans Mabel Wheeler: There's a lot of nourishment in porridge. Especially when it's been standing about a bit.
	Season 3 / Episode 1: - Please help the Orphans Mrs. Blanche Lipton: Mr. Stokes told you to go upstairs and clean the bathroom. Mabel Wheeler: I'm going. Mrs. Blanche Lipton: And don't let anybody see you. Mabel Wheeler: I'll put a rug over myself and stay close to the wall.
	Season 3 / Episode 1: - Please help the Orphans The Honourable Teddy Meldrum: [Lady Lavender's parrot is saying "Pieces of eight, pieces of eight"] Why can't you say something useful? Silly... old... bat! Silly... old... bat!
	Season 3 / Episode 1: - Please help the Orphans Mrs. Blanche Lipton: That kettle! Why hasn't it boiled yet? Henry Livingstone: t's the gas. It isn't as strong as it was in your day.
	Season 3 / Episode 1: - Please help the Orphans The Honourable Teddy Meldrum: Your father's been nagging me about Madge Cartwright again. Cissy Meldrum: Well, you've been engaged for ages. You haven't even given her a ring yet. Lord George Meldrum: You can't expect a girl like Madge to hang around forever. The Honourable Teddy Meldrum: Why not? She's been hanging around since 1912.
	Season 3 / Episode 1: - Please help the Orphans Lord George Meldrum: Take Ivy with you. Pretend you're a canoodling couple. James Twelvetrees: If it's all the same to you, sir, I'd rather not canoodle with the servants. Lord George Meldrum: Really? I wish you'd have a word with my brother.
	Season 3 / Episode 1: - Please help the Orphans Myrtle: You were a sixteen collar in those days. I could iron your shirt in ten minutes. Now it must be like doing a marquee!
	Season 3 / Episode 1: - Please help the Orphans Mabel Wheeler: [the doorbell is ringing] I can't answer it. I'm too lowly.
	Season 3 / Episode 1: - Please help the Orphans Ivy Teasdale: [praying] Please... just this once... let my dad be telling the truth [pause] I don't think I'm getting through.
	Season 2 / Episode 4: - The Meldrum Vases Mabel Wheeler: I can't remember the last time I had a glass of champagne. Mrs. Blanche Lipton: You're not having one now. It doesn't mix with brown ale. Mabel Wheeler: I haven't had any brown ale. Mrs. Blanche Lipton: There's a drop in the bottle on the side, help yourself. Mabel Wheeler: That'll be nice. Henry Livingstone: Can I have some? Alf Stokes: No, it'll make you drunk. Mrs. Blanche Lipton: Plenty of water in the tap, Henry. Henry Livingstone: [mimicking Mabel] That'll be nice.
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Beg, Borrow or Steal Lord George Meldrum: [after seeing Cissy and Penelope kissing] Hmm... do girls kiss each other on the lips these days, then? The Honourable Teddy Meldrum: I don't know. I always kiss girls on the lips. Lord George Meldrum: Oh yes, well we know all about that.
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Beg, Borrow or Steal Henry Livingstone: What's a procurer? Mabel Wheeler: Well, it's a man who smokes bacon, isn't it? P.C. Wilson: A procurer - from the police point of view - is a person who secures the services of a girl of the opposite sex for immoral purposes. Henry Livingstone: Why? Is smoking bacon immoral?
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Love and Money Lady Agatha Shawcross: I told him he was jumping to conclusions. He loves me terribly. Lord George Meldrum: I don't blame him. The thing is, do you love him terribly? Lady Agatha Shawcross: No, I love you terribly. Lord George Meldrum: Oh, that's terrible!
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - The Phantom Sign Writer Mabel Wheeler: What was written on the car, Mr. Twelvetrees? James Twelvetrees: Well, if you must know, "fornicator". Mabel Wheeler: Oh, my God! Who'd do a thing like that? James Twelvetrees: It's going on all around us, Mabel. Mabel Wheeler: Fancy!
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - The Phantom Sign Writer Charles, the Bishop: Poppy, what a pretty dress! Cissy, what a pretty . . . pair of trousers! Lord George Meldrum: The girls wear their skirts very short these days. Charles, the Bishop: It came as quite a shock to me, but now I don't mind. In fact, I quite like it.
	Unknown Episode: Henry Livingstone: Do you mean the good Lord in the drawing room or the good Lord on high?
	Unknown Episode: Sir Ralph Shawcross: Anyway. HE can't be mucking around with Agatha. He got shot in a certain place in the artilery. Selfridge: From what I've heard. Lord Meldrum's facililties are in tip top condition.
	Unknown Episode: Mabel Wheeler: I can't remember the last time...
	Unknown Episode: Mabel Wheeler: That'll be nice.
	Unknown Episode: Mrs. Blanche Lipton: Least said, soonest mended.
	Unknown Episode: Cissy Meldrum: I can't keep calling you Miss Anstruther. What's your first name? Hortence Anstruther: Actually, it's Hortence. But nobody ever calls me that, no, no. No, my friends call me Horty! I don't why because I'm really awfully chummy with everyone. Cissy Meldrum: I suppose it's better than Tence.
	Unknown Episode: Rose: Oh, Mr. Teddy!

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