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	Season 6 / Episode 12: - Quitters Never Dance Kim Warner: [Kim is playing 'Fer Elise' on the keyboard] I did it! I played the song all the way through! At least I still have my Mozart. Greg Warner: That may be true; but that song is by Beethoven. Kim Warner: Damn it!
	Season 6 / Episode 12: - Quitters Never Dance Jimmy Hughes: [Jimmy is trying to get out of dancing with Logan] You'd do that for me? You'd break my toe so I don't have to dance? Billy: Hey, I'm your best friend; I'd even sleep with your wife if you asked me to. [Jimmy looks at him] Just puttin' it out there, you know.
	Season 6 / Episode 12: - Quitters Never Dance Christine Hughes: [talking to Logan] Never give up. Look at me, I went back to school and now I'm smarter than your Aunt Kim. Kim Warner: I wouldn't brag if I were you, Christine. Until recently, you thought Thomas Jefferson was George and Weezie's son.
	Season 5 / Episode 2: - Jimmy Has Changed Jimmy Hughes: R2... D2
	Season 4 / Episode 21: - A List Before Dying Jimmy Hughes: Geez, if I hadn't drooped that bag of Skittles I'd be dead right now.
	Season 4 / Episode 19: - The Premiere Christine Hughes: We're going out to dinner. Greg Warner: Where're you going? Christine Hughes: P.F. Chang's. Jimmy Hughes: [at the same time] Hooters. Christine Hughes: P.F. Chang Hooter's. It's one of those new hybrid restaurants. Jimmy Hughes: Yeah, there's no MSG in the food and there's no... silicon in the waitresses. Greg Warner: I know one person who couldn't work there.
	Season 4 / Episode 19: - The Premiere Kim Warner: What, you wanna see Monica's new boobs in her bathing suit? Greg Warner: No, no, not in her bathing suit.
	Season 4 / Episode 19: - The Premiere Mr. Savitsky: I'd make you pay for this out of your salary if it wouldn't take 200 years.
	Season 4 / Episode 19: - The Premiere Christine Hughes: [Greg is having to wear a security guard uniform] Watch out, here come Barney Fife! Greg Warner: Very funny, Aunt By-otch.
	Season 4 / Episode 19: - The Premiere Jimmy Hughes: [Jimmy is having to pose as Greg for a day] Uh, Mr. Savitsky; I don't own a suit.
	Season 4 / Episode 18: - The Owner's Suite Big Jimmy Hughes: I've never shaken hands with the governor. Gray Davis: Actually, I'm not the governor anymore. Big Jimmy Hughes: That's why I said I'd never shaken hands with the governor.
	Season 4 / Episode 18: - The Owner's Suite Big Jimmy Hughes: Look at me, Jimmy! I'm eating the meat out of the shrimp tails of the former governor! [crying] This is the happiest day of my life!
	Season 4 / Episode 18: - The Owner's Suite Big Jimmy Hughes: You know, I was Big Jimmy long before Little Jimmy ever burst onto the scene.
	Season 4 / Episode 18: - The Owner's Suite Christine Hughes: Um... Natalie, is that Tom running around crazy on the court? Natalie Warner: [without looking up] Mm-hmm. Kim Warner: You didn't look. Natalie Warner: I don't have to.
	Season 4 / Episode 17: - Greg and Jimmy's Criminals George Savitsky: There's something I've always wanted to know. Could a white guy ever join a Latino gang? Hank: Sure, but if they riot, they're picking the gringo as the human shield.
	Season 4 / Episode 17: - Greg and Jimmy's Criminals Christine Hughes: Why not just get him one of those paddles with a ball and string? Greg Warner: Oh, no. He'd tie me up with the string, beat me with the paddle... God only knows where the ball would wind up.
	Season 4 / Episode 2: - Hooked on Comics Jimmy Hughes: [talking about Greg's father's retirement] Boy, must be great to be retired. No job, sleep as late as you want, no responsibilities, just sit on the couch and watch tv all day. Greg Warner: Or as you like to call it, 1986 through 1999.
	Season 3 / Episode 23: - Savitsky's Tennis Club Lisa: [Kim is trying to be friendly with Savitski's new wife] Hi, Kim. How's your White Russian? Mine's really strong. Kim Warner: Yeah, mine's kinda strong too. Lisa: Boy, a couple of more and I'll be on my back with my dress pulled over my head. Kim Warner: [laughing nervously] Well, I prefer to keep my dress pulled down. Lisa: Suit yourself but I didn't drop five grand on new jugs to keep them covered up.
	Season 3 / Episode 22: - Sorority Girl Christine Hughes: [pretending to be Anna Nicole Smith] Have you met my husband? He wasn't cremated. He was just so old he turned into dust.
	Season 3 / Episode 3: - Sammy's Independence Day Kim Warner: Sammy, do you have to make pee-pee first?
	Season 2 / Episode 24: - Making Baby Jimmy Hughes: Hey. What are you guys talking about? Kim Warner: We're thinking of having another baby. Greg Warner: Kim! Do we have to share everything with them? You know, why don't you to just come into our bedroom at night and watch us have sex, okay? Jimmy Hughes: Sure. Christine? You?
	Season 1 / Episode 21: - Kim Just Wants to Have Fun Greg Warner: Where's Kim? Christine Hughes: She's out with Jimmy. Greg Warner: Out with JImmy? Where'd they go? Christine Hughes: To that bar we went to last night. JImmy's showing her how to have a good time. Greg Warner: Wow, Kim's with Jimmy, you're here with me; it's almost like we;ve switched wives. Christine Hughes: Yeah, so; come on out to the kitchen, I've fixed you dinner. Greg Warner: You fixed me dinner? Christine Hughes: [Laughing] Sure I did, and later I'll have sex with you. Greg Warner: [Walking toward the kitchen] So, there's no dinner?
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - Talk Time Greg Warner: [Greg has to study for a test] I'm going to finish the reading tonight. Jimmy Hughes: You mean you're going to read the entire assignment tonight? Greg Warner: This is the way I study; this is the way most people study. They cram it all in the night before, ace the test and then forget it. That's how this country was built; at least I think so, I don't remember much about history. Besides, I only have to read the first five chapters. My God! This whole book is only five chapters! Jimmy Hughes: You're screwed. You might as well blow off the test and get drunk with me and Christine.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - The Good Couple Gloria: [Kim and Greg has just found Gloria, their babysitter, on their couch with a guy] Oh, I'm sorry... have you met my husband Guillermo? Kim Warner: No, I don't believe I have. Gloria: Well, if you do, don't tell him about Lou.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Weaning Isn't Everything Kim Warner: Doesn't it ever feel like you have a huge penis?
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Gloria: [Kim and Greg has just found Gloria, their babysitter, on their couch with a guy] Oh, I'm sorry... have you met my husband Guillermo? Kim Warner: No, I don't believe I have. Gloria: Well, if you do, don't tell him about Lou.
	Unknown Episode: Greg Warner: What do you mean you can't kill it? You used to go hunting when you where young! Jimmy Hughes: I just liked to chug beer and paint my face!
	Unknown Episode: Jimmy Hughes: So you and that girl Lisa seem to be getting along. Marcellas Reynolds: Yeah, she's sweet. Jimmy Hughes: Oh she is fine! I think you have a chance with her. Marcellas Reynolds: Jimmy, you do know that I'm gay, right? Jimmy Hughes: Oh... Okay... well check out the abs on Nathan.
	Unknown Episode: Nathan Marlow: I heard what you said about my abs... thanks. Lisa Donahue: I heard what you said about my ass... thanks.
	Unknown Episode: Christine Hughes: [explaining to the babysitter] Ok, this baby monitor will let you keep track of Dominic from the house. Now, if he begins to cry, press this button to turn it off.

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