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Fun Facts:

	Unknown Episode: Jerry Lawler: Puppies!
	Unknown Episode: Stone Cold: And that's the bottom line, because Stone Cold said so. Stone Cold: If you wanna see Stone Cold Steve Austin open up a can of whoop-ass, give me a hell yeah! Stone Cold: What?
	Unknown Episode: JR: Oh, my God! JR: Business is about to pick up. JR: He's running like a scalded dog. JR: This is gonna be one slobberknocker! JR: Aw, come on! JR: He's getting whipped like a government mule.
	Unknown Episode: The Rock: The Rock is gonna lay the smackdown on your candy ass! The Rock is gonna go down Know Your Role Boulevard, hang that right at Jabroni Drive, and proceed to check your candy ass in at the Smackdown Hotel. Know you role and shut your mouth. If you smell... what the Rock is cookin'!
	Unknown Episode: The Rock: Test, there is a song and it's called "The Twelve Days of Christmas." And you see Test, The Rock is wants sing twelve things you should look forward seeing tonight. And the Rock will go slow, for you Test, just let you understand and it goes, [starts singing] On a night Test faced the great one and this is what he will see: Twelve, sharpshooters stinging, eleven eye brows raising, ten spine's are busting, nine knockings knocking, eight kicks are kicking, seven punch are punching, six suplex smashing, five seconds people chanting The Rock's name [fans start chanting] [continues to sing] four rock bottoms, three peoples elbows on your two buck teeth and an ass kicking all over New Orleans!
	Unknown Episode: Mankind: Shut your role and know your mouth.
	Unknown Episode: The Rock: [when Big Show first appeared on Raw in 1999 with Vince McMahon] Vince who is this roody poo? Big Time you think you can come onto the Rock's show? You think you can walk down Know You Role Boulevard? Well The Rock says you should know your role and shut your mouth! Let the Rock tell you something you overgrown 500 pound bag of Monkey Crap, The Rock says that he is 3 seconds and The Rock means 3 seconds away from laying the Smackdown! on your candy ass!
	Unknown Episode: The Rock: Triple H let me get this straight, last week I beat your ass inside a steel cage match and now your the number 1 contender? Well The Rock understands why that is because you have a 3 foot long nose you turn it side ways and stick it straight up Vince's ass! Now onto 'Bad Ass' Billy Gunn. The night you won King of the Ring you got down on your knees, put your little hands together and you said this [in a squeeky voice] Oh dear God! You see I just won King of the Ring, but there's only one problem everybody still thinks that I absolutely suck! And at that point Billy, the heavens opened and your house started to shake and then God himself appeared and he said this 'Bob... But my name's Billy!' It doesn't matter what your name is! You're right you do suck! but there is one thing you can do, you need to see the man who is simply electrifying! You need to see The Rock! Oh God anybody but the Rock... Know your role and shut your mouth! And at that point Billy as fear went down you face and piss rolled down your leg, you could hear The Millions and Millions of Rock fans chanting his name [fans chant Rocky] If yer smeeellll what The Rock is cookin!
	Unknown Episode: Vince McMahon: [after Howard Finkle tries to say goodbye to Mr. McMahon after leaving WWF for a short time] [yells] Get the hell away from me!
	Unknown Episode: Shane McMahon: [to Mr.McMahon] [yells] Respect this! [slaps him]
	Unknown Episode: Vince McMahon: [J.R. is talking to Steve Austin on the phone and Mr.Mc Mahon and the Corporation shows up] [to JR] Who are you talking to? JR: [covering up who he is really talking to] My cousin.
	Unknown Episode: Referee Earl Hebner: [after being forced to give Triple H back his WWF belt after he did a fast three count and got touched by Triple H] [to Triple H] I'm going to press charges against you if you ever put your hands on me again.
	Unknown Episode: Jerry 'The King' Lawler: Her with those curves and me with no brakes!
	Unknown Episode: Val Venis: [shouts] Hello, ladies!
	Unknown Episode: John Cena: You can't see me!
	Unknown Episode: Viscera: Eating makes me hot... Trish Stratus: Well, you must be the horniest person in the world!
	Unknown Episode: Viscera: Yo, waiter, you see this page here, that's what I want, the whole thing...
	Unknown Episode: Jerry 'The King' Lawler: Christy won't go anywhere without Lita, of course Lita will go anywhere. JR: You can't prove that.
	Unknown Episode: Randy Orton: My message was clear, you're either with me or against - [crowd boos] You're either with me or against me!
	Unknown Episode: Eric Bischoff: Last week, you said I should be a used car salesman, you didn't mean that. Batista: Of course I did, Eric!
	Unknown Episode: Batista: You know, Eric, I see you as a politician. Eric Bischoff: Mayor Bischoff, I like the sound of that. Batista: Even better yet, Eric, you should be a used car salesman.
	Unknown Episode: Triple H: [about Batista] If he so much as blinks on me, I will get on him as fast as possible!
	Unknown Episode: JR: Now he met the whole Turnbuckle family!
	Unknown Episode: Jerry 'The King' Lawler: She shouldn't even be here right now, she should be in the back with Mr. McMahon, having fun. JR: How do you know that was fun? Jerry 'The King' Lawler: What do you mean how would that be fun? You don't think that would be fun? JR: Well, he's not exactly my type, if you know what I mean...
	Unknown Episode: Shawn Michaels: [Canadian crowd is chanting "You Screwed Bret" during an interview with him]... And your point being what, exactly?
	Unknown Episode: Snitsky: It wasn't my fault!
	Unknown Episode: Hulk Hogan: What you gonna do, brother? What you gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?
	Unknown Episode: Vince McMahon: [shouts] You're fired!
	Unknown Episode: John Cena: [shouts] You want some, come get some!
	Unknown Episode: John Cena: [shouts] The Champ is here!

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