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Wonderfalls

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	Season 1 / Episode 13: - Caged Bird Wax Lion: [Last lines of the series] A word of advice... Jaye Tyler: Shut up!
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - Lying Pig Mahandra McGinty: What? I'm not glowing. I am a woman of color. We do that.
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - Muffin Buffalo Peter Johnson: You're not dressed for an afternoon of Tchaikovsky and heavy petting. Jaye: Ewwwww!
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Barrel Bear Mahandra McGinty: [to Jaye] Where is your hometown pride? God, you really are like a Hobbit that hates the Shire!
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Barrel Bear Millie Marcus: But we're not talking about my fame, we're talking about Niagara's legacy. A legacy that I've been the guardian of now for half a century. I'm just supposed to stand idly by and watch them destroy that? Mahandra McGinty: Hell, no. Eric Gotts: Wow, that's impressive. You made ruining that poor woman's life actually sound kind of noble.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Barrel Bear Mahandra McGinty: That doesn't do anyone any good. But I'll tell you what does: The story of Millie Marcus and her barrel. Eric Gotts: It is sort of the quintessential American tale. Mahandra McGinty: Yes. Exactly. It teaches us there's nothing a person can't do. Eric Gotts: Or nothing a person actually has to do. I mean, look at her. She's 100% fabrication. She decided what she wanted to be and DAMN the facts. You don't get much more American than that.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Barrel Bear Jaye Tyler: You may be nubby, but I'm not stuck.
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Pink Flamingos Mahandra McGinty: Have you been huffing puff paint? Because this isn't like you. Jaye Tyler: What do you mean, "like me"? There is no "like me." I'm not "like" anything, and if I were it certainly wouldn't be me.
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Pink Flamingos Sharon Tyler: Tense, tense? I'm not tense, I am so far from tense, I'm past tense.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Karma Chameleon Jaye: [reading Bianca's fifteen words about her] Daughter Jaye, a philosopher, resides in Niagara Falls where she inspires with effortless, undemanding style.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Karma Chameleon Sharon Tyler: She must be nuts if she thinks you inspire... Jaye: ...with effortless and undemanding style. Sharon Tyler: Well look at that, you've inspired me to walk to my car. And now you've inspired me to leave.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Wax Lion Mahandra McGinty: What happened to you? Jaye: I got into a fight with a middle-aged Texas housewife in the course of performing a good deed. Mahandra McGinty: Why were you doing a good deed? Jaye: I wanted to see what it felt like.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Wax Lion Mahandra McGinty: And what happens when you repress something? Jaye: It goes away? Mahandra McGinty: It comes back, all crazy and pissed off!
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Wax Lion Mahandra: Hmm, and now you're hardly working for a mouth-breather who's still in high school. And I say that without judgement. Jaye: I so want to storm out on you right now, but if I stand up I'll fall.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Wax Lion Mahandra McGinty: You're spiteful in a way the definition of spiteful doesn't quite prepare you for. Jaye: Nuh-Uh! Mahandra McGinty: Uh-Huh! Disappointing your family is an extreme sport for you.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Wax Lion Doctor: Actually the medium-point Bic round stick is the preferred pen for emergency tracheotomies. Jaye: You don't say.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Wax Lion Gretchen Speck-Horowitz: So how about you? Did you end up over-educated and unemployable like you said in the yearbook? Jaye: Yup. Went to Brown. Got a philosophy degree. Now I work here.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Wax Lion Wax Lion: [to Jaye] Word of advice... Don't give her money back. [Jaye stares at the lion, but she gives Ronnie her money] Wax Lion: Don't... Ronnie: Thank you. Ronnie: [Ronnie goes out the shop and a thief steals her purse] Hey! That guy just stole my purse. Get back here you son of a bitch. I'm gonna kick your ass! Wax Lion: [to Jaye] Told ya.
	Unknown Episode: Jaye: Did you just say "My ass"?
	Unknown Episode: Aaron Tyler: [about Jaye] She lives in a trailer park. Clearly she's disturbed. I mean, clearly.
	Unknown Episode: Darrin Tyler: Sweetheart, when's the last time you had an orgasm. Sharon Tyler: That sound you hear is stunned silence. Darrin Tyler: There's nothing to be ashamed of. Millions of people have orgasms every day. Jaye: Not ashamed, mortified.
	Unknown Episode: Sharon Tyler: [discussing Jaye] I think we should put her down. Karen: Sharon... Aaron Tyler: It is just like going to sleep.
	Unknown Episode: Jaye: [to a stutterer] Bu-bu-bu-buh bye!
	Unknown Episode: Jaye: Wait, I can't let you give me your last eight dollars. Here's five back.
	Unknown Episode: Wax Lion: Sharon and Poor Bitch sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes Poor Bitch with the baby carriage.
	Unknown Episode: Jaye: I guess I thought if I could just get my sister laid the little wax lion might just shutup. Eric: The wax lion wanted your sister to have sex? Jaye: I'm assuming. Eric: Does the little wax lion ever tell you to burn things or hurt people? Jaye: I bet he's working up to that...
	Unknown Episode: Jaye: [brandishing coat hanger] I know karate!
	Unknown Episode: Bianca: [Stuttering] St-St... Jaye: Stalking me? Bianca: St-St... Jaye: Stabbing me? Bianca: St-st... Jaye: Stealing my organs after you stab me? Bianca: St-st... Jaye: Stitching a skin suit out of my dead corpse after you stab me and steal my organs?
	Unknown Episode: Karen: Tupperware is not an eating vessel.
	Unknown Episode: Loitering Boy: So what happened to the chief? Jaye: He died. Loitering Boy: Why didn't the princess die? Jaye: Because she was hot. Are you going to buy the tape or not? Loitering Boy: No. Jaye: Then get out. No loitering.

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