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Episode: 01x07 Title: Turkeys Away Type: Regular Episode Production Code: 008 First Aired: Oct. 30, 1978 |
Season 1 » Episode #07 - Turkeys Away |
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Summary: Mr. Carlson proves that he is running things at WKRP by coming up with a promotion of his own, dropping live turkeys from an airplane for the people of Cincinnati for Thanksgiving.01x07 Turkeys Away (24:18) (Full Episode) |








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![]() | Season 1 / Episode 7: - Turkeys Away Jennifer Elizabeth Marlowe: You want me, Mr. Carlson? Arthur 'Big Guy' Carlson: Oh, yeah. Come in, Jennifer. Have a seat. Jennifer Elizabeth Marlowe: No, thank you. Arthur 'Big Guy' Carlson: Well all right. At this particular point in time, I would like to dictate a press release. Jennifer Elizabeth Marlowe: I don't take dictation. Arthur 'Big Guy' Carlson: What? Alright, I guess I can do this thing myself. It's probably going to be a long meeting though; so why don't you get coffee for all the guys here? Jennifer Elizabeth Marlowe: I don't get coffee, Mr. Carlson. We agreed. Arthur 'Big Guy' Carlson: Oh, yeah. Jennifer Elizabeth Marlowe: You have to draw the line somewhere. Arthur 'Big Guy' Carlson: You got that right. Jennifer Elizabeth Marlowe: Will there be anything else I can do? Arthur 'Big Guy' Carlson: No. I think that about does it. Jennifer Elizabeth Marlowe: Thank you. Arthur 'Big Guy' Carlson: Oh, no. Thank you. Les Nessman: How does she get away with that? Herbert 'Herb' Tarlek: Are you kidding? |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 7: - Turkeys Away Les Nessman: I'm here with hundreds of people who have gathered to witness what has been described as perhaps the greatest turkey event in Thanksgiving Day history. All we know for sure is that in a very few moments there are going to be a lot of happy out here. Now the crowd is... Les Nessman: the... the crowd is uh... curious but well behaved. And I think I hear something now. Uh... The crowd is moving out into the parking area. And... oh yes! I can see it now. It's a... it's a... helicopter and it's coming this way! Andy Travis: A helicopter? Les Nessman: It's flying something behind it and I can't quite make it out. It's a large banner and it says H A P P Y... T H A N K S... giving... from W... K... R... P! What a sight, ladies and gentlemen. What a sight. The 'copter seems to circling the parking area now. I guess it's looking for a place to land. No! Something just came out of the back of a helicopter. It's a dark object, perhaps a skydiver plummeting to earth from only two thousand feet in the air... There's a third... No parachutes yet... They can't be skydivers. I can't tell just yet what they are but... Oh my God! They're turkeys! Oh no! Johnny can you get this? Oh, they're crashing to the earth right in front of our eyes! One just went through the windshield of a parked car! This is terrible! Everyone's running around pushing each other. Oh my goodness! Oh, the humanity! People are running about. The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! Folks, I don't know how much longer... The crowd is running for their lives. I think I'm going to step inside. I can't stand here and watch this anymore. No, I can't go in there. Children are searching for their mothers and oh, not since the Hindenberg tragedy has there been anything like this. I don't know how much longer I can hold my position here, Johnny. The crowd... Dr. Johnny Fever: Les? Les? Les, are you there? Les isn't there. Thanks for that on-the-spot report, Les. For those of you who've just tuned in, the Pinedale Shopping Mall has just been bombed with live turkeys. Film at eleven. |
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