Season 3 » Episode #23 - Captain Jim Bob Sherwood
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Episode Quotes
Harper Finkle: Do you even know where Romania is?
Alex Russo: [Scoffs] Yes, it's in Rome, duh! I know my states!
Max Russo: She's right, you know.
Jerry Russo: [Slaps Max upside the head] No she's not! Thank you, Mr. and Mrs. D in Geometry!
Alex Russo: [Scoffs] Yes, it's in Rome, duh! I know my states!
Max Russo: She's right, you know.
Jerry Russo: [Slaps Max upside the head] No she's not! Thank you, Mr. and Mrs. D in Geometry!
Justin Russo: Hey, guys, how's it going? So, check it out. Mom sent more photos of possible beaches for this year's family photo.
Alex Russo: Wait. We're supposed to go to a place we never go and put our arms around each other like we never do just to have a picture we can send to people we don't like anyway?
Jerry Russo: And this year there's a record number of families we don't like to send them to.
Alex Russo: Wait. We're supposed to go to a place we never go and put our arms around each other like we never do just to have a picture we can send to people we don't like anyway?
Jerry Russo: And this year there's a record number of families we don't like to send them to.
Justin Russo: How could you sabotage the audition?
Alex Russo: Because I don't want to go to Romania any more.
Justin Russo: Oh, so you'd rather be a Russo than a Finkle.
Alex Russo: I know; it's weird, right?
Justin Russo: It turns out the Finkle's really... stinkle.
Alex Russo: All right, well now it's a *tossup*. The truth is if I don't go Harper has to go, and I don't want her to leave; so the only solution is to ruin it so nobody can go.
Justin Russo: Well, if there is one thing you're good at, it's ruining things.
Alex Russo: Aaw, thank you.
[More Quotes]Alex Russo: Because I don't want to go to Romania any more.
Justin Russo: Oh, so you'd rather be a Russo than a Finkle.
Alex Russo: I know; it's weird, right?
Justin Russo: It turns out the Finkle's really... stinkle.
Alex Russo: All right, well now it's a *tossup*. The truth is if I don't go Harper has to go, and I don't want her to leave; so the only solution is to ruin it so nobody can go.
Justin Russo: Well, if there is one thing you're good at, it's ruining things.
Alex Russo: Aaw, thank you.
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