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Wizards of Waverly Place

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Max Russo Wizards of Waverly Place

Max Russo

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Max Russo Quotes

02x17 - Alex Does Good Season 2 / Episode 17: - Alex Does Good

Max Russo: Justin, one last favor. Could you maybe pretend to be the waiter so she doesn't know I'm being chaperoned.
Justin Russo: Yeah dude, no problem. I got a suit that I've been dying to wear ever since grandma made that miraculous recovery.
02x05 - Alex's Brother, Maximan Season 2 / Episode 5: - Alex's Brother, Maximan

Max Russo: [reading a comic book] The best superhero crime fighter on the planet, is Mr. Spandex Avenger.
Alex Russo: Ooh, cute tights. Oh my gosh, I totally have the same pair. Yeah.
01x17 - Report Card Season 1 / Episode 17: - Report Card

Max Russo: Well, now I hate both of you because now, we don't have any guinea pigs!
01x17 - Report Card Season 1 / Episode 17: - Report Card

Justin Russo: Got it.
Alex Russo: Does he have to say, "Got it" after every question? It's throwing me off on my exam.
Max Russo: [surprised] We're taking an exam?
01x17 - Report Card Season 1 / Episode 17: - Report Card

Max Russo: Why doesn't Dad just grade our papers?
Professor Crumb: So that no one will get better grades just by batting their eyes and trying to look cute.
Alex Russo: [batting her eyes and looking cute] Are you talking about me?
Justin Russo: [mocking Alex's expression] Alex, you're doing it right now.
01x10 - Pop Me And We Both Go Down Season 1 / Episode 10: - Pop Me And We Both Go Down

Max Russo: [after the tiny trophy man crawls up his sleeve and emerges from his pants leg, carrying a pair of white underpants] Hey, my underwear! You know what, I was wearing those for ten straight days!
01x03 - I Almost Drowned In A Chocolate Fountain Season 1 / Episode 3: - I Almost Drowned In A Chocolate Fountain

Justin Russo: Alex... wow, thanks for not ratting us out.
Alex Russo: Don't thank me. I didn't rat you out because I'm going to get even for you getting even.
Justin Russo: OH.
Max Russo: Oh no! *Her* getting even is *way* worse than telling.
Justin Russo: [Running upstairs] DAD IT WAS US!
Max Russo: We did it!
Justin Russo: We gave the elves chocolate!
01x02 - First Kiss Season 1 / Episode 2: - First Kiss

Max Russo: [after sitting on something hard] Either I just found dad's wand or I cracked my buttknuckle.
01x02 - First Kiss Season 1 / Episode 2: - First Kiss

Max Russo: To the Max!
01x02 - First Kiss Season 1 / Episode 2: - First Kiss

Alex Russo: Sell it dummy, you can make another one!
Max Russo: That'll be eighty dollars
Mr. Malone: What?
Max Russo: Ok, for senior citizin, four dollars
01x02 - First Kiss Season 1 / Episode 2: - First Kiss

Max Russo: [tasting sandwich] Its close but this one has too much teriyaki.
Theresa Russo: Honey, we didn't put any teriyaki on it.
Max Russo: Then it needs teriyaki!
Jerry Russo: [frustrated] This one has too much cheese. This one needs barbeque sauce. And this one tastes like armpit! How do you even know that?
Max Russo: Wrestling [with a "duh" look on his face]
01x02 - First Kiss Season 1 / Episode 2: - First Kiss

Theresa Russo: Tell us about it [first kiss] , honey.
Alex Russo: Umm i-it was at this place, with this guy, and um it was very romantic. Over Christmas vacation.
Max Russo: We went to see Grandma and Grandpa over Christmas.
01x02 - First Kiss Season 1 / Episode 2: - First Kiss

Justin Russo: Are those mashed potatoes on a sandwich?
Max Russo: And a bit of chicken schnitz with a peanut butter blanket.
01x01 - Crazy Ten Minute Sale Season 1 / Episode 1: - Crazy Ten Minute Sale

Alex Russo: How do I look?
Max Russo: Why?
Alex Russo: Because, I'm going to duplicate myself, and if I look ugly, I don't wanna look twice as ugly.
01x01 - Crazy Ten Minute Sale Season 1 / Episode 1: - Crazy Ten Minute Sale

Alex Russo: How do I look?
Max Russo: Why?
Alex Russo: Because I'm going to duplicate myself and if I look ugly I don't wanna look twice as ugly.
01x01 - Crazy Ten Minute Sale Season 1 / Episode 1: - Crazy Ten Minute Sale

Max Russo: [trying to prep up Alex's duplicate]
Jerry Russo: What are you doing?
Max Russo: Dancing. With my sister. P-practicing for that new reality show [pause] 'Dancing with my Sister'

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