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 | Season 2 / Episode 20: - Family Game Night Justin Russo: Oh Alex, I need to ask you something. See I'm taking this girl to the baseball game, right? Alex Russo: What girl? Who are you taking? Justin Russo: Daphne. She thinks we're dating. I need your sneaky conniving advice of how to get out of it. Alex Russo: Dump her. Just dump her! Dump her hard! Harper: [Groans] You want to get rid of her? You're gonna need a road flare, a barrel of maple syrup, and a mini-trampoline. But we're not using the maple syrup the way you think. [Leading Alex out] We gotta go! Justin Russo: And what did I think we're using the maple syrup for? Like who... Ooh. I get it! |
| Season 2 / Episode 20: - Family Game Night Alex Russo: [whispers] I have two brains inside my head. Justin Russo: If you're trying to psyche me out for charades, you're gonna have to do better than that. Alex Russo: No-no-no, I'm serious. I mixed up a bunch of spells and now I've got Harper's brain in my head. I can prove it. Just talk to Harper's brain. Justin Russo: Okay, let me... let me see. Hello, Harper's... brain. Alex Russo: [as Harper] You're staring at me with those eyes. I think I might faint. |
 | Season 2 / Episode 17: - Alex Does Good Max Russo: Justin, one last favor. Could you maybe pretend to be the waiter so she doesn't know I'm being chaperoned. Justin Russo: Yeah dude, no problem. I got a suit that I've been dying to wear ever since grandma made that miraculous recovery. |
 | Season 2 / Episode 10: - Baby Cupid Justin Russo: [Alex brings Cupid into Waverly place and fails to get rid of him] What are we gonna do? We still have Cupid. Alex Russo: You said 'we'! So officially, you're in! Justin Russo: Man! Every time! |
 | Season 2 / Episode 9: - Taxi Dance Harper: Is that a punishment? Justin Russo: Nope. It's an Alexment. Something that should be a punishment, but is a reward. Harper: You get those sometimes, right? Justin Russo: No. No, I don't. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 17: - Report Card Alex Russo: [Professor is about to take Alex's powers, is turned into guinea pig] Don't look at me, I don't have my powers! Jerry Russo: [shocked] Justin? Justin Russo: ...I panicked! |
| Season 1 / Episode 17: - Report Card Justin Russo: Got it. Alex Russo: Does he have to say, "Got it" after every question? It's throwing me off on my exam. Max Russo: [surprised] We're taking an exam? |
| Season 1 / Episode 17: - Report Card Justin Russo: I don't know why you guys even bothered taking that test. We all know that I'm the one that's gonna win the family wizard contest and keep my powers. Jerry Russo: But that's not for a long while, Justin. Alex Russo: And what if they change the rules so only girls keep their powers? Oh, wait, you still might win. Justin Russo: Oh, Alex, you're so transparent. You know that I'm better than you at magic, so you have to lash out and make fun of me. And, you don't take any of this magic seriously. Alex Russo: I can't take *you* seriously. You use big words like "transparent". What are you, British? |
| Season 1 / Episode 17: - Report Card Max Russo: Why doesn't Dad just grade our papers? Professor Crumb: So that no one will get better grades just by batting their eyes and trying to look cute. Alex Russo: [batting her eyes and looking cute] Are you talking about me? Justin Russo: [mocking Alex's expression] Alex, you're doing it right now. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 9: - Movies Jerry Russo: [trying to teach spells] Okay, you haven't eaten for days and you're starving and in desperate need of a sandwich. What do you do? Alex Russo: I go down to the sandwich shop and ask Mom to make me a sandwich. Jerry Russo: Yes, but Mom's not there. Justin Russo: Where's Mom? Jerry Russo: She left the country. Justin Russo: Left the country! Why? Is she okay? Jerry Russo: She's fine! Alex Russo: Well if she's fine I don't see why she couldn't make me a sandwich. |
| Season 1 / Episode 9: - Movies Justin Russo: [reciting a spell] We've had enough of all these fears, so hurry up and get us out of here. |
| Season 1 / Episode 9: - Movies Justin Russo: [reciting a spell] I'm scared of what might happen next, so take us to the mondoplex! |
 | Season 1 / Episode 5: - Disenchanted Evening Justin Russo: I'm staying here to watch your plan blow up and pop. Metaphor. Alex Russo: Well I'll be the one laughing like a hyena. Justin Russo: Simile. Alex Russo: No, animal joke. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 3: - I Almost Drowned In A Chocolate Fountain Justin Russo: What are pigeons eating nowadays! |
| Season 1 / Episode 3: - I Almost Drowned In A Chocolate Fountain Justin Russo: Alex... wow, thanks for not ratting us out. Alex Russo: Don't thank me. I didn't rat you out because I'm going to get even for you getting even. Justin Russo: OH. Max Russo: Oh no! *Her* getting even is *way* worse than telling. Justin Russo: [Running upstairs] DAD IT WAS US! Max Russo: We did it! Justin Russo: We gave the elves chocolate! |
 | Season 1 / Episode 2: - First Kiss Alex Russo: If you don't do it [kiss Miranda] soon, she's gonna think that you're really not into her. And then someone's gonna have to play chess by themselves. Justin Russo: I already do that! |
| Season 1 / Episode 2: - First Kiss Justin Russo: [unbelief] What did you just do?... You got Mac to ask out my girlfriend. Alex Russo: Oh. Wait, I can fix this. Here's a cute girl. [turns girl around] Kiss her. Justin Russo: This is my Spanish teacher! [says something in Spanish to teacher and she walks away] Justin Russo: [to Alex] I think I just told her my name is library. |
| Season 1 / Episode 2: - First Kiss Justin Russo: Are those mashed potatoes on a sandwich? Max Russo: And a bit of chicken schnitz with a peanut butter blanket. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 1: - Crazy Ten Minute Sale Jerry Russo: [looking at wand] There's a lot of great memories wrapped up in this wand. Theresa Russo: And a lot of stories I'm tired of hearing. Max Russo, Justin Russo: [laughs, then immediately stops when dad looks at them] Justin Russo: She said it. We didn't. |
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