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 | Season 2 / Episode 26: - Wizards vs. Vampires on Waverly Place Jerry Russo: [on the Van Heusens] They're like shaved wolves... that can vote! |
 | Season 2 / Episode 20: - Family Game Night Theresa Russo: Honey, I got rid of that thing for a reason. Family game night nearly destroyed this family. Don't you remember? The fighting, the cheating, the crying when someone lost. Jerry Russo: But that's because the kids were young. I think they're old enough to handle it now. Theresa Russo: They weren't the ones who were crying. |
| Season 2 / Episode 20: - Family Game Night Jerry Russo: Alex, you're just in time for Family Game Night. Alex Russo: Oh, sorry I don't play games, especially ones that end with crime scene tape. |
 | Season 2 / Episode 10: - Baby Cupid Alex Russo: Dad, where's mom? She's supposed to turn up to my marriage and family class. Jerry Russo: We lost her by the cupcakes. Alex Russo: Dad? Jerry Russo: OK, *I* lost her by the cupcakes. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 17: - Report Card Alex Russo: [Professor is about to take Alex's powers, is turned into guinea pig] Don't look at me, I don't have my powers! Jerry Russo: [shocked] Justin? Justin Russo: ...I panicked! |
| Season 1 / Episode 17: - Report Card Justin Russo: I don't know why you guys even bothered taking that test. We all know that I'm the one that's gonna win the family wizard contest and keep my powers. Jerry Russo: But that's not for a long while, Justin. Alex Russo: And what if they change the rules so only girls keep their powers? Oh, wait, you still might win. Justin Russo: Oh, Alex, you're so transparent. You know that I'm better than you at magic, so you have to lash out and make fun of me. And, you don't take any of this magic seriously. Alex Russo: I can't take *you* seriously. You use big words like "transparent". What are you, British? |
| Season 1 / Episode 17: - Report Card Jerry Russo: Hey, what's that? Alex Russo: [hastily] Uh... Alex Russo: These parents are now not... Jerry Russo: What're you doing? Alex Russo: ...guinea pigs should fill their slot. Alex Russo: What did I just do? I panicked! I needed to buy myself more time. Report Card: To do what? Alex Russo: To panic! |
 | Season 1 / Episode 12: - Justin's Little Sister Theresa Russo: [to Justin] I'm so sorry, I forgot you! Jerry Russo: How can a mother forget her own son? Theresa Russo: What about you? Jerry Russo: What? I'm a dad. Before my coffee in the morning, I'm lucky if remember one of these kids. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 9: - Movies Jerry Russo: [trying to teach spells] Okay, you haven't eaten for days and you're starving and in desperate need of a sandwich. What do you do? Alex Russo: I go down to the sandwich shop and ask Mom to make me a sandwich. Jerry Russo: Yes, but Mom's not there. Justin Russo: Where's Mom? Jerry Russo: She left the country. Justin Russo: Left the country! Why? Is she okay? Jerry Russo: She's fine! Alex Russo: Well if she's fine I don't see why she couldn't make me a sandwich. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 5: - Disenchanted Evening Jerry Russo: [sees the catwalk] Oooo! Catwalk! Jerry Russo: [starts strutting down the runway] Alex Russo: Well this is awkward. |
| Season 1 / Episode 5: - Disenchanted Evening Jerry Russo: You are in such big trouble, little lady! Alex Russo: [happily] I know. [hugs her father] |
 | Season 1 / Episode 2: - First Kiss Max Russo: [tasting sandwich] Its close but this one has too much teriyaki. Theresa Russo: Honey, we didn't put any teriyaki on it. Max Russo: Then it needs teriyaki! Jerry Russo: [frustrated] This one has too much cheese. This one needs barbeque sauce. And this one tastes like armpit! How do you even know that? Max Russo: Wrestling [with a "duh" look on his face] |
 | Season 1 / Episode 1: - Crazy Ten Minute Sale Jerry Russo: [looking at wand] There's a lot of great memories wrapped up in this wand. Theresa Russo: And a lot of stories I'm tired of hearing. Max Russo, Justin Russo: [laughs, then immediately stops when dad looks at them] Justin Russo: She said it. We didn't. |
| Season 1 / Episode 1: - Crazy Ten Minute Sale Max Russo: [trying to prep up Alex's duplicate] Jerry Russo: What are you doing? Max Russo: Dancing. With my sister. P-practicing for that new reality show [pause] 'Dancing with my Sister' |
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