Alex Russo

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Selena Gomez
Selena Marie Gomez was born to 'Mandy Cornett' (qv) and Ricardo Gomez on July 22, 1992 in New York City, ...

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Alex Russo Quotes

	Season 2 / Episode 22: - My Tutor, Tutor Alex Russo: Makeovers? You mean where stuck up girls make snooty faces at us while they pluck our eyebrows until we scream and then they tell us "well you'd be pretty if you took care of your skin."? Pass.
	Season 2 / Episode 20: - Family Game Night Harper: I didn't want to look in your brain. There's a lot of scary stuff in there. Alex Russo: [Alex laughs evilly] Thank you.
	Season 2 / Episode 20: - Family Game Night Justin Russo: Oh Alex, I need to ask you something. See I'm taking this girl to the baseball game, right? Alex Russo: What girl? Who are you taking? Justin Russo: Daphne. She thinks we're dating. I need your sneaky conniving advice of how to get out of it. Alex Russo: Dump her. Just dump her! Dump her hard! Harper: [Groans] You want to get rid of her? You're gonna need a road flare, a barrel of maple syrup, and a mini-trampoline. But we're not using the maple syrup the way you think. [Leading Alex out] We gotta go! Justin Russo: And what did I think we're using the maple syrup for? Like who... Ooh. I get it!
	Season 2 / Episode 20: - Family Game Night Jerry Russo: Alex, you're just in time for Family Game Night. Alex Russo: Oh, sorry I don't play games, especially ones that end with crime scene tape.
	Season 2 / Episode 20: - Family Game Night Alex Russo: [whispers] I have two brains inside my head. Justin Russo: If you're trying to psyche me out for charades, you're gonna have to do better than that. Alex Russo: No-no-no, I'm serious. I mixed up a bunch of spells and now I've got Harper's brain in my head. I can prove it. Just talk to Harper's brain. Justin Russo: Okay, let me... let me see. Hello, Harper's... brain. Alex Russo: [as Harper] You're staring at me with those eyes. I think I might faint.
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - Baby Cupid Justin Russo: [Alex brings Cupid into Waverly place and fails to get rid of him] What are we gonna do? We still have Cupid. Alex Russo: You said 'we'! So officially, you're in! Justin Russo: Man! Every time!
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - Baby Cupid Alex Russo: Dad, where's mom? She's supposed to turn up to my marriage and family class. Jerry Russo: We lost her by the cupcakes. Alex Russo: Dad? Jerry Russo: OK, I lost her by the cupcakes.
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - Taxi Dance Burt the Cab: You know Alex, you don't need me looking out for you. You've already got two people, right here. Alex Russo: Actually I have three. Harper: Yes! Alex Russo: Justin. Harper: Awkward. Alex Russo: I know I always bag on Justin, but when it really counts, he's got my back.
	Season 2 / Episode 5: - Alex's Brother, Maximan Max Russo: [reading a comic book] The best superhero crime fighter on the planet, is Mr. Spandex Avenger. Alex Russo: Ooh, cute tights. Oh my gosh, I totally have the same pair. Yeah.
	Season 1 / Episode 17: - Report Card Alex Russo: [Professor is about to take Alex's powers, is turned into guinea pig] Don't look at me, I don't have my powers! Jerry Russo: [shocked] Justin? Justin Russo: ...I panicked!
	Season 1 / Episode 17: - Report Card Justin Russo: Got it. Alex Russo: Does he have to say, "Got it" after every question? It's throwing me off on my exam. Max Russo: [surprised] We're taking an exam?
	Season 1 / Episode 17: - Report Card Justin Russo: I don't know why you guys even bothered taking that test. We all know that I'm the one that's gonna win the family wizard contest and keep my powers. Jerry Russo: But that's not for a long while, Justin. Alex Russo: And what if they change the rules so only girls keep their powers? Oh, wait, you still might win. Justin Russo: Oh, Alex, you're so transparent. You know that I'm better than you at magic, so you have to lash out and make fun of me. And, you don't take any of this magic seriously. Alex Russo: I can't take you seriously. You use big words like "transparent". What are you, British?
	Season 1 / Episode 17: - Report Card Jerry Russo: Hey, what's that? Alex Russo: [hastily] Uh... Alex Russo: These parents are now not... Jerry Russo: What're you doing? Alex Russo: ...guinea pigs should fill their slot. Alex Russo: What did I just do? I panicked! I needed to buy myself more time. Report Card: To do what? Alex Russo: To panic!
	Season 1 / Episode 17: - Report Card Max Russo: Why doesn't Dad just grade our papers? Professor Crumb: So that no one will get better grades just by batting their eyes and trying to look cute. Alex Russo: [batting her eyes and looking cute] Are you talking about me? Justin Russo: [mocking Alex's expression] Alex, you're doing it right now.
	Season 1 / Episode 13: - Wizard School (1) Alex Russo: [raising cell phone around] Ugh, there's no bars in the wizard world. This stinks!
	Season 1 / Episode 13: - Wizard School (1) Alex Russo: [while at wizard school, Justin is wearing a robe and glasses] You remind me of someone... Barry something, Jerry something, [Larry] something; oh forget it.
	Season 1 / Episode 13: - Wizard School (1) Alex Russo: [talking to Dr. Evilini as she gets in trouble and takes her phone] Yeah, add your number in it so we can keep in touch-oh nevermind.
	Season 1 / Episode 12: - Justin's Little Sister Mr. Laritate: Let's start off Thursday's class like we always do: with an aural pop quiz. Alex Russo: [sarcastically] Oh, my gosh, it's the Thursday pop quiz that we have every Thursday. I am totally caught off-guard.
	Season 1 / Episode 12: - Justin's Little Sister Mr. Laritate: Oh, Alex, you are definitely not your brother, Justin. Alex Russo: No, I'm not. I'm cuter, I'm more fun to talk to, and I don't have dental floss on a key chain. Mr. Laritate: Yeah? [he holds up a dental floss key chain] Well, I do. Justin made it for me. Ah, Justin. Those were the days.
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - Movies Jerry Russo: [trying to teach spells] Okay, you haven't eaten for days and you're starving and in desperate need of a sandwich. What do you do? Alex Russo: I go down to the sandwich shop and ask Mom to make me a sandwich. Jerry Russo: Yes, but Mom's not there. Justin Russo: Where's Mom? Jerry Russo: She left the country. Justin Russo: Left the country! Why? Is she okay? Jerry Russo: She's fine! Alex Russo: Well if she's fine I don't see why she couldn't make me a sandwich.
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Disenchanted Evening Jerry Russo: [sees the catwalk] Oooo! Catwalk! Jerry Russo: [starts strutting down the runway] Alex Russo: Well this is awkward.
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Disenchanted Evening Justin Russo: I'm staying here to watch your plan blow up and pop. Metaphor. Alex Russo: Well I'll be the one laughing like a hyena. Justin Russo: Simile. Alex Russo: No, animal joke.
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Disenchanted Evening Jerry Russo: You are in such big trouble, little lady! Alex Russo: [happily] I know. [hugs her father]
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - New Employee Alex Russo: Harper! Harper: I get the half order because it's just as filling. Alex Russo: Harper! When I said 'Harper' I meant stop talking!
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - I Almost Drowned In A Chocolate Fountain Theresa Russo: Don't worry. I'm going to teach you all about Espanol. Alex Russo: OK, but I need help with my Spanish, too. Theresa Russo: Espanol is Spanish. Alex Russo: Espanol is Spanish for what?
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - I Almost Drowned In A Chocolate Fountain Justin Russo: Alex... wow, thanks for not ratting us out. Alex Russo: Don't thank me. I didn't rat you out because I'm going to get even for you getting even. Justin Russo: OH. Max Russo: Oh no! Her getting even is way worse than telling. Justin Russo: [Running upstairs] DAD IT WAS US! Max Russo: We did it! Justin Russo: We gave the elves chocolate!
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - First Kiss Alex Russo: Sell it dummy, you can make another one! Max Russo: That'll be eighty dollars Mr. Malone: What? Max Russo: Ok, for senior citizin, four dollars
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - First Kiss Alex Russo: Harper! What are you doing here? Harper: I'm not Harper, I'm just a theatre seat. Keeping an eye on my boyfriend. Alex Russo: You made an outfit to match the theatre seats? Harper: Don't be freaked out if you can't see me.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - First Kiss Alex Russo: If you don't do it [kiss Miranda] soon, she's gonna think that you're really not into her. And then someone's gonna have to play chess by themselves. Justin Russo: I already do that!
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - First Kiss Justin Russo: [unbelief] What did you just do?... You got Mac to ask out my girlfriend. Alex Russo: Oh. Wait, I can fix this. Here's a cute girl. [turns girl around] Kiss her. Justin Russo: This is my Spanish teacher! [says something in Spanish to teacher and she walks away] Justin Russo: [to Alex] I think I just told her my name is library.

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