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![]() | Season 7 / Episode 23: - True Jubilee: [talking about Danny] You got dibs on that long drink of water? Elena Delgado: I only use him for sex. |
![]() | Season 7 / Episode 21: - Labyrinths Raymond Walsh Balaclava: I'm calling your boss. Jack Malone: Yeah, get in line! |
![]() | Season 6 / Episode 14: - A Bend in the Road Olczyk: How do you feel? Jack Malone: They have a term for it. Um... crap. |
![]() | Season 6 / Episode 11: - 4G Elena Delgado: If this van's rocking, don't come knocking. |
![]() | Season 6 / Episode 11: - 4G Samantha Spade: I was going to ask how things went with Jen Long. But I guess the scotch answers that question. Jack Malone: I lied to her. I told her life was going to get better Samantha Spade: She's thirteen years old, Jack. What were you supposed to tell her? Jack Malone: The things that happened to that kid...they're gonna come back to her. Samantha Spade: I don't think you lied. I think you gave her hope. |
![]() | Season 5 / Episode 22: - One and Only Alex Rosen: My parents still love each other. Judge Manning: Alex, does your dad hit your mom? Alex Rosen: [starts looking worried] I don't wanna talk about this. Judge Manning: I know you don't, but I can make it stop. All you gotta do is tell the truth. Alex Rosen: [uncomfortably] He hits her with a rolled up magazine. If she fights he belts her. Alex Rosen: [crying] It's getting worse and worse! |
![]() | Season 5 / Episode 2: - Candy Samantha: Okay, Tiger, put your lips away. |
![]() | Season 5 / Episode 2: - Candy Samantha: [when seeing Danny in his outfit] Hello, hey! Did someone forget to give me the casual Tuesday memo? Danny Taylor: No... I'm going to the club... Undercover... Samantha: O... oh... John Michael 'Jack' Malone: Do they make those jackets for men? |
![]() | Season 4 / Episode 22: - Requiem Danny: [Trying to get a child to talk] We're not mad that you lied. I lie sometimes. [referring to Jack] He lies all the time. Jack Malone: Constantly. |
![]() | Season 4 / Episode 17: - Check Your Head John Michael 'Jack' Malone: [interrogating a clearly drunk suspect] You're a stalker Mr. Hill. You are the principle suspect in a kidnapping case. You've written her I don't know how many letters, you're a drunk and apparently you're an idiot. |
![]() | Season 4 / Episode 17: - Check Your Head Peter Hill: [very upset] I am not a drunk! |
![]() | Season 4 / Episode 17: - Check Your Head John Michael 'Jack' Malone: I'm agent Malone from the FBI. You wanna tell me what's going on? Rachel Gibson: I just need to lie here six more hours and I'll be cured. John Michael 'Jack' Malone: Just... Just tell me what happened the night that Peter left. Rachel Gibson: [Looks surprised at Jack] John Michael 'Jack' Malone: Come on, look, I know everything, ok. I know about the convict, the laundry guy, the mobster and for somebody who's been locked away in their apartment for two years your life is a hell of a lot interesting than mine. Rachel Gibson: You don't know the half of it! John Michael 'Jack' Malone: Then fill me in, I still got to do the paper work... |
![]() | Season 4 / Episode 17: - Check Your Head John Michael 'Jack' Malone: [after finding Rachel in the bowling alley and hearing her story] You know what, enough already, alright. The trespassing, out! Get out of there now! Rachel Gibson: What is wrong with you? John Michael 'Jack' Malone: We don't have enough time to discuss that subject. What is wrong with you? Rachel Gibson: I'm an agoraphobic! John Michael 'Jack' Malone: You live 15 miles from here! You gotta be the worlds worst agoraphobic! Look, the only reason that you're laying here is that you don't have the guts to tell... your girlfriend that you like her. Rachel Gibson: I've never been a lesbian. I don't know what to do. John Michael 'Jack' Malone: I've never been a lesbian either... But I did have this dream once, though, but that's a different subject. Look I can't help you, ok! But I have a feeling you'll be able to figure this out. So, come on. Get out of there. |
![]() | Season 4 / Episode 17: - Check Your Head Danny Taylor: We're morbid, Jack. John Michael 'Jack' Malone: Why's that? Danny Taylor: Well, unless something really bad is happening to somebody, it just doesn't feel like a day at the office. John Michael 'Jack' Malone: Yeah, well, I'll have you know that underneath this black suit lies an eternal optimist. Danny Taylor: Hmm. All I'm saying is, it's a nice change. John Michael 'Jack' Malone: At least nobody died. |
![]() | Season 4 / Episode 8: - A Day in the Life Mr. Hopkins: Things you must see... It's gotta be worse then anyone can imagine. Martin: People can imagine it. That's how it happens. |
![]() | Season 4 / Episode 6: - Viuda Negra Lucy Costin: Wish me luck. [walks away] Jack Malone: Like you need it. |
![]() | Season 4 / Episode 6: - Viuda Negra Howard: All I want is James back in one piece. Martin: Well, it's a little late for that... |
![]() | Season 4 / Episode 1: - Showdown Victor Fitzgerald: [when Jack comes back after shooting Emil Dornvald] Was it a good shoot? Jack Malone: There is no such thing. |
![]() | Season 3 / Episode 21: - Off the Tracks Danny: [Rafie is about to kill himself] Don't make me lie to him, Rafie. Rafie: Who? Danny: Nicky. Rafie: Nicky? Danny: Ten years from now, when he asks me, "How did Papi really die?" |
![]() | Season 3 / Episode 19: - Second Sight Jack Malone: So, who're we lookin' at? Samantha: Agnes Deschamps, she's, uh, 25 years old. This is her store. She sells new age products out front, she does psychic readings back here, she lives upstairs. Nobody's seen her for a couple days. Jack Malone: So who called it in? Samantha: Another psychic that works with her. She's on her way here now. Jack Malone: She could've saved herself some time and told us where to look. |
![]() | Season 3 / Episode 19: - Second Sight Rebecca: But, uh, this morning I had a vision. Samantha: A vision? Rebecca: Of Anne, and the energy was... frantic. [vision plays] I could feel Agnes' presence. She was scared. Samantha: Um, does your vision come with an ID? A location? You know, was it past, present... future? |
![]() | Season 3 / Episode 16: - Manhunt Brian Stone: You're the man who was chased us. Martin: Yeah. Brian Stone: There's no end to my bad luck. |
![]() | Season 3 / Episode 13: - Volcano Daniel Norville: [Jack is leaving the scene after finding the boy] Agent Malone! I should thank you. For everything you did for our family. I know you we're just doing your job. Jack Malone: That's not a problem. Daniel Norville: To be honest... I hope I never see you again. Jack Malone: Likewise. |
![]() | Season 3 / Episode 12: - Penitence Laura MacAvoy: Don't you ever get tired of thinking the worst of people? Jack Malone: I just get tired of being right. |
![]() | Season 3 / Episode 10: - Malone v. Malone Bernie Scoggins: [in regard to the Katan case, where Maria and the girls were confronted] Let me ask you, if you want to get sole custody of Hanna and Kate, how can you be sure nothing like that will ever happen again? Jack Malone: I can't be. Any more than you can be sure you won't get hit by a bus when you walk out of here. Bernie Scoggins: So you're not concerned about it? Jack Malone: About you being hit by a bus? Not really. |
![]() | Season 3 / Episode 5: - American Goddess Danny: Uh oh... this girl takes "Fit and Thin." Samantha: So? Danny: Well, "Fit and Thin" equals high maintenance. It usually comes with a cat, a fat best friend and a daddy complex. Samantha: Your compassion is overwhelming. |
![]() | Season 3 / Episode 3: - Light Years Duncan: [to Martin and Samantha] Wait, so you're like the real Mulder and Scully? I mean, that's it, right? Martin: Yea, that's us. Duncan: Yes! |
![]() | Season 3 / Episode 3: - Light Years Duncan: So you're not like, men in black? Samantha: The movie? |
![]() | Season 2 / Episode 24: - Bait Martin: He told you uncut diamonds are worth less? Alex Genya: Well, yeah, 'cause they haven't been, like, shaped yet or whatever. Samantha: So what did you do with the diamonds? Alex Genya: Sold 'em to the guy - he gave me the hundred grand. Martin: I'd like to say you're smarter than you look, but then I'd be lying. |
![]() | Season 2 / Episode 24: - Bait Jack Malone: [answers phone to suspect, assuming a false name] This is Jack Sloane. Carlsson: You mean FBI agent Sloane. |
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