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	Season 2 / Episode 26: - Z is for Zenith Will Vandom: [voiceover] It was over. Took everyone and everything we had. Teamwork. Harmony. Yeah, that's how we maxed out our power. Anyway, we won! We all made tracks, and the Regents abandoned the glamour. The destruction downtown was blamed on the snow storm, which made no sense, but... people believe what they want to believe. Case in point: Nerissa. She would remain with Julian, and... maybe in time, father and son would make peace with what she had done. Meanwhile, the other baddies were back where they belonged, and so was a fully-powered Elyon on Meridian's throne, surrounded by people she could trust, including Raythor, who finally has a monarch worthy of his service. It was... kind of a new start for everyone. The Council of Candracar was back in business. Queen Kadma returned her heart to Zambala, but abdicated her throne for a more, uh, humble life on Earth, and a ghost-free Cassidy went home, too. Yan Lin introduced her family to her "long-lost twin sister", Mira, while the rest of us just tried to find our way back to "normal". It pretty much took all Winter Break, but by the time school started, I think we had finally decompressed. Mrs. Knickerbocker: Girls! Oh, girls. I'd like to introduce you to our new computer instructor. This is Professor Raphael Sylla. Sylla: And I'm looking forward to getting to know all five of you. Will Vandom: [voiceover] Yep. Everything back to normal.
	Season 2 / Episode 26: - Z is for Zenith Nerissa: Fools! Did they really think I'd given up? Nerissa: For an improvised plan, it went quite well. In those forms, you no longer have the will to resist me. You will become my thralls for the conquest to come! Caleb: You'll never get away with this! Nerissa: [voiceover, as Nerissa imagines taking more worlds] Oh, but I will! Candracar toppled in a matter of minutes. Poor, battered Meridian took even less time. One by one, the worlds will fall. One by one, they will give me their hearts, until even Earth, with all its technology, will have no choice but to acknowledge Nerissa as its queen! Julian: I should never have doubted you, love. Caleb: You did it. You brought order to the universe. With but a few battles, you ended war for all time. I'm proud of you... Mother.
	Season 2 / Episode 25: - Y is for Yield Elyon Brown: [after hearing that Caleb and Blunk are to be executed] We have to save them! Nerissa: You can't even save yourself. Elyon Brown: Thanks to you. Nerissa: Don't start with me, queenlette... Yan Lin: Yap, yap, yap, all night long! Phobos out there, us stuck in here. Yan Lin's Altermere: And not likely to save anyone unless we act in harmony. Yan Lin: You're stepping on my lines, kid. Yan Lin's Altermere: Because we're in harmony. Yan Lin: Zip it!
	Season 2 / Episode 25: - Y is for Yield Yan Lin: Caleb and Blunk's only hope is us pooling our power to fuel Halinor's telepathy. We need to sound a single, clear note with no dissent. Nerissa: I will try. Caleb is my son. I will not allow Phobos to harm him! Elyon Brown: Yeah. You're mother of the year. Yan Lin: That, your highness... Yan Lin, Yan Lin's Altermere: ...is not harmony! Yan Lin: Stop that!
	Season 2 / Episode 23: - W is for Witch Will Vandom: Bad news, guys! Irma Lair: Nerissa won't stop, until she takes over the Universe? Will Vandom: Well, there's that - plus, Phobos is going to let Napoleon fry! Irma Lair: Figures! Taranee Cook: Yeah! Cornelia Hale: Big surprise! Hay Lin: He's, really, not very nice!
	Season 2 / Episode 23: - W is for Witch Elizabeth Hale: [seeing Hay Lin in her Guardian form] I don't remember Halloween costumes coming with that kind of padding.
	Season 2 / Episode 23: - W is for Witch Vathek: Still a bad idea, if you ask me. Phobos: Hm... no one did.
	Season 2 / Episode 21: - U is for Undivided Will Vandom: What the heck's Cornelia thinking? Irma: News flash: Cornelia NEVER thinks!
	Season 2 / Episode 21: - U is for Undivided Taranee Cook: The cat talks? Napoleon: [being sarcastic] No... Ricky Rodent over there is a ventriloquist. Irma: Ahm, no offense, but this just ain't normal. Matt Olsen: Yeah, Mr. Huggles doesn't like it either. Napoleon: Well, your rat can just get over it! Matt Olsen: He's not a rat, he's a dormouse and I'm ... Matt Olsen: - I'm arguing with a housepet...
	Season 2 / Episode 21: - U is for Undivided Harold Hale: Hi, honey. Anything exciting happen? Cornelia Hale: Nah, just the usual.
	Season 2 / Episode 21: - U is for Undivided Brenda: What is all that unearthly commotion? Marco: [Yawning] Dragon attacking the castle. Brenda: Well, come inside. You know how you scorch.
	Season 2 / Episode 21: - U is for Undivided Marco: Brenda, I had just the weirdest dream! We were living in a castle, and... Brenda: Go back to sleep, Marco, or you'll be sleeping in a motel.
	Season 2 / Episode 21: - U is for Undivided Lillian Hale: So... now what do we do? Cornelia Hale: I study the winter fashions. You keep quiet. Lillian Hale: [to her cat, Napoleon] I wish you could speak, Napoleon. Then I'd have someone to talk to. Cornelia Hale: Okay, that's it! Bedtime! Lillian Hale: It's only eight o'clock! Cornelia Hale: I'm in charge, and I say it's nine. Now, brush your teeth and pajamafy. Now! Lillian Hale: I hate you! Cornelia Hale: Then my work here is done. Napoleon: Lose the magazine, doll. We gotta talk.
	Season 2 / Episode 20: - T is for Trauma Will Vandom: What's up with your boy? Matt Olsen: Uh... he's getting in touch with his inner jerk?
	Season 2 / Episode 20: - T is for Trauma Cornelia Hale: [to Hay Lin] Think of your braces like... like W.I.T.C.H. Separately, they're just useless scraps of metal, but together they're a great force for... um... fighting... overbite?
	Season 2 / Episode 20: - T is for Trauma Hay Lin: So that's it. Nerissa: Yes, that's it. You lose, I win. Hay Lin: No. I mean that's how you survive the trauma. Not by knowing it'll be all right, but by having no other choice! Nerissa: What are you talk... Hay Lin: I don't have the luxury of breaking down right now! Not when innocent lives are at stake!
	Season 2 / Episode 20: - T is for Trauma Hay Lin: I'm okay. Look, I'm sad or whatever... I mean more than sad, but this... this is what we do. This is who we are. Will Vandom: We're Guardians. Taranee Cook: Totally. Irma Lair: Tell me about it. Hay Lin: And we face whatever trauma comes, whether it's as stupid as getting braces, or terrible as... as losing your grandmother to the dark side. Cornelia Hale: As long as we face it together.
	Season 2 / Episode 18: - R is for Relentless Will Vandom: Guardians Unite! Irma Lair: Water! Taranee Cook: Fire! Cornelia Hale: Earth! Hay Lin: Air! Will Vandom: Quintessence!
	Season 2 / Episode 18: - R is for Relentless Nerissa: Turning invisible once was effortless. It never drained you like this. Wouldn't you like that power again? In endless supply? Yan Lin: Got a different request: you sit in the cell and let me gloat a while.
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - M is for Mercy Susan Vandom: How's your dinner, Will? Will Vandom: Awkward. Like tonight. Susan Vandom: Enough! You've turned this evening into a choice between the red wire and the blue. Touch the wrong one, and Will goes ballistic! Dean Collins: Boom. Will Vandom: If I make things so unpleasant, why work so hard to bring me here! Susan Vandom: Since you're here, why work so hard to make things so unpleasant! Dean Collins: You two are really more alike than you think. Dean Collins: [quickly] Which was meant as a compliment!
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - H is for Hunted Will Vandom: [Holding a white shirt, in one hand, and a dark-colored shirt, in the other... ] Okay! So, once again, never mix... Will Vandom: [as ASTRAL WILL... With a blank look, on her face... ] Irma with Cornelia...?
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - H is for Hunted Susan Vandom: Did you forget you promised to get this laundry done? Will Vandom: Hmm, I don't know! Did you forget you promised to stop seeing my teacher? Susan Vandom: Will... I... Will Vandom: Dating: fine! Dating my teacher: GROSS - but also fine! Lying to me about it while lecturing me on responsibility: PRICELESS!
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - G is for Garbage [Irma, Blunk, and Matt, are looking for their friends - Will, Taranee, Cornelia, and Hay Lin - in Meridian, who've gone chasing after the evil Passling, Jeek, who's stolen The Horn Of Hypnose: a mystical horn that puts its victims, into a zombie-like, trance... turning them into "Trance-Marchers"... ] Irma: [chuckles] Okay! Are you guys practicing, to be runway models, or is something really wrong, here? Blunk: [frightened, quiet voice] Hmm... Look like... Trance-Marchers...!
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - G is for Garbage Irma Lair: [after Will, Taranee, Cornelia and Haylin have been hypnotized] Okay are they practicing to be runway models or is there something really wrong here?
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - G is for Garbage Blunk: Irma save Blunk's life! Irma Lair: Okay, okay. Take it easy. It's not like we're going to the prom together.
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - G is for Garbage Irma Lair: I'm being held hostage! Tom Lair: No, you're being grounded. Irma Lair: That's just being held hostage with a bonus lecture.
	Season 2 / Episode 4: - D is for Dangerous Caleb: Okay, Mister "show-me-the-ropes," why are Earth girls so... impossible? Matt: Dude, books have been written...
	Season 1 / Episode 26: - The Final Battle The Mage: So, it finally begins...
	Season 1 / Episode 25: - The Stolen Heart Hay Lin: [Turns around, and spots Matt - tumbling down, the snow-covered mountain peek!] Uh, Will? Isn't that your boyfriend?
	Season 1 / Episode 21: - Escape From Cavigor Caleb: [Blunk has been drugged and is hallucinating] No, you aren't at the beach. Blunk: [holding something in his hands] Green fish... Caleb: That is your foot.

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