Wishbone Quotes

Wishbone

- Episode Quotes

Fun Facts:

	Season 1 / Episode 23: - Bark to the Future Wishbone: [Joe's laying on the couch watching TV] Joe, how long can you sit there looking at an empty box?
	Season 1 / Episode 23: - Bark to the Future Wishbone: [Joe can't figure out a percentage even with his new calculator] Doh! Joe, that machine was supposed to help you step forward into the future, but you my friend are stepping backwards.
	Season 1 / Episode 23: - Bark to the Future Wishbone: [as the Time Traveler, reading an old book of Shakespeare] 'Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow, creeps in this petty pace from day to day, to the last syllable of recorded time; and all our yesterdays have lighted fools the way to dusty death. [touches the page and it desintigrates, gasps] Weena: [laughs] Dusty death! Wishbone: Weena! How can you laugh? Weena, don't you read? Weena: Read? What is read? Wishbone: [leaving the library] But Weena, reading is fundamental. Weena: Is fun? Wishbone: Fundamental. Weena, I'm starting to think I built the time machine in vain.
	Season 1 / Episode 23: - Bark to the Future Wanda Gilmore: Oh, there's no calculator, but, [puts a pencil and paper down] here. Joe Talbot: No thanks, I'm fine. Wishbone: 'No thanks, I'm fine', famous last words.
	Season 1 / Episode 23: - Bark to the Future Wishbone: [as the Time Traveler] What is your name? [Weena stares at him puzzled] Uh... what are you called? [Weena still doesn't respond] Okay, let's try this again. Who are you? Weena: I am Weena. You are man! [laughs] Wishbone: [turns to the camera] Uh huh, I'm convinced, it's something in the water.
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Homer Sweet Homer Wishbone: [after strongman pulls out a sword, Wishbone as Odysseyus taunting] Oooh! Big man with a sword!
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Twisted Tail Wanda Gilmore: The police say it was probably kids. [to Joe and his friends] Do any of you know anything about this? Ellen Talbot: Wanda, I'm sure these kids had nothing to do with it. Wanda Gilmore: Well I know, but they have friends. [points at Max] I don't recognize this one. Joe Talbot: Mrs. Gilmore, this is my friend Max, he's new in town and he's been with us all day. Wanda Gilmore: Well Max, I apologize, but you've apparently moved in the middle of a crime wave. The police say there have been two other burglaries in the last two weeks. Also, probably by kids.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Twisted Tail Wishbone: Oliver Twist was an orphan, which meant he had no tags and no ID collar.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Twisted Tail Joe Talbot: Mom, there's something I didn't tell the police. Ellen Talbot: What is it? Joe Talbot: Max wasn't with us all day. Ellen Talbot: Joe, if Max is responsible for this, you can't protect him. Joe Talbot: But I just don't believe he would've done it. That other kid maybe, but not Max. Ellen Talbot: What other kid? Joe Talbot: [huffs] Well when me and Max were playing ball, this older kid showed up and gave Max a new set of blades. Then they took off. I wanted to do something but I didn't know what to do. That kid acted like he was some kind of gangster.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Twisted Tail Wishbone: [about Wanda] That woman's got the heart of a dog catcher.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - A Tail in Twain Part Two Ellen Talbot: So what did you kinda sorta find? Wishbone: Oh nothing, just a crazy man digging up a grave! Joe Talbot: Well, you know the no name grave? Ellen Talbot: Oh sure, the mystery grave. Joe Talbot: Well today, Sam and David and I went to check it out. Ellen Talbot: Ooh, so did you find anything? Joe Talbot: [pause] Actually Mom, there was a guy digging it up. He caught us spying on him and he chased us away. Ellen Talbot: [laughing] What? Joe Talbot: This crazy guy was digging up the grave. We could hear his shovel scraping across the coffin. Ellen Talbot: Wait, you're just making this up, you're just trying to scare me, right? Joe Talbot: No, Mom, it's true, I know it sounds strange but it's true. He caught us spying on him because of Wishbone and he chased us away.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - A Tail in Twain Part Two Joe Talbot: [sees Wishbone about asleep] I don't think Wishbone's too worried. Wishbone: Who's worried? Tom Sawyer had only one worry. After the trial of Mum Potter, Tom worried that Crazy Joe would come back for him.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - A Tail in Twain Part Two Huck Finn: [about finding buried treasure] What do your books say? Wishbone: Well sometimes it's buried on islands, but mostly it's buried under the floorboards in haunted houses. Huck Finn: Who hides it? Wishbone: Robbers! Who do you think, schoolteachers?
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - A Tail in Twain Part Two Judge Thatcher: Tom, I've come to tell you you don't need to worry about Crazy Joe anymore. We found him in the cave, dead. Aunt Polly: Reckon he had it coming.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - A Tail in Twain Part Two Wishbone: [as Tom Sawyer] Now listen here, Huck Finn, being rich ain't gonna stop me from turning robber.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - A Tail in Twain Part One Joe Talbot: Let's go to the no name grave. Wishbone: Whoo-oooh, scary. Samantha Kepler: You know there's a lot of stories about that grave. It's been there as long as anyone can remember. It's supposed to be haunted. David Barnes: Well I heard that it was somebody who was murdered, and the murderer buried the body there. Samantha Kepler: But there's no name on the tombstone, and now, the ghost can find no peace. David Barnes: So sometimes he comes up to tell a story. Samantha Kepler: But he is so horrible looking, that whoever sees him drops dead immediately, and gets sucked into the grave. Joe Talbot: But nobody really believes that, right? David Barnes: Right. Samantha Kepler: Of course not.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - A Tail in Twain Part One Wishbone: [as Tom Sawyer, he and Huck see a cannon go off on a ship looking for a drowned body] I know who's drowned. It's us! Huck Finn: Us? Wishbone: Well we snuck away so nobody knows where we are! They think we're dead and drowned! We're heroes, Huck, we're famous! Huck Finn: But we're dead. Wishbone: Only temporarily, Huck, best kind of death is a temporary one.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - A Tail in Twain Part One David Barnes: Who'd want to dig up a grave? Wishbone: [finds a paper bag] Well whoever it is likes salami on rye.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - A Tail in Twain Part One Huck Finn: [sees fire in the cemetery] Tom, I think it's devil fire. This is awful! [sees people] They're humans, not devils. Wishbone: Why it's Mum Potter. Huck Finn: A... and Crazy Joe, and Doc Robinson!
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - A Tail in Twain Part One Wishbone: [as Tom Sawyer] I saw the murder, but it wasn't Mum Potter, it was Crazy Joe. He stabbed him with the knife and... [Crazy Joe dives out the court room window and runs away] I'm a dead dog!
	Unknown Episode: Wishbone: Try not to look cute and they'll leave you alone.
	Unknown Episode: Wishbone: [as Charles Darnay] I love tea time; right after lunch time and just before supper time.
	Unknown Episode: Wanda Gilmore: [after crashing David's toy car] You should really keep Wishbone away from this thing. Wishbone: What? She's the one who doesn't know how to drive!
	Unknown Episode: Madame DeFarge: The knot of revenge must be tied around his neck!
	Unknown Episode: Ellen Talbot: Can someone tell me, what is the story? Wishbone: I'll give you the story. Arf! Ellen Talbot: Quiet, Wishbone. Wishbone: Nobody ever listens to the dog.
	Unknown Episode: Wishbone: [in an announcer-type voice] Okay, let's review: we've got one robot running amok, one dog in pursuit of that robot, and two dumbstruck nature-lovers! Hey, let's continue!
	Unknown Episode: Wishbone: [as Victor Frankenstein] You are an inhuman monster! Frankenstein's Monster: You made me this way!
	Unknown Episode: Wishbone: [after Joe's model dinosaur skeleton is knocked down by David's robot] Extinction comes early for one dinosaur.
	Unknown Episode: David Barnes: Boy, you bring something to life and you really have to take responsibility for it. Miss Walker: And maybe you can start taking that responsibility by helping clean up. Wishbone: [gasps and grabs a large dinosaur bone] This one's mine!
	Unknown Episode: Wishbone: Wanda, are you home? [silence] Oh, good. [starts digging up yard]

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