Wings 3x17 Das Plane

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First Aired: Feb. 20, 1992 on NBC

Summary: Joe is pleased to learn that the ticket he donated to the children's hospital's charity event brought in a staggering 10,000 dollars. But his mood soon turns sour when a misprint on the ticket (thanks to Brian) forces him to fly crabby old Carlton Blanchard on a cross-country trip for a…
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Main Characters in this Episode

Guest Stars

Lowell Mather	played by Thomas Haden Church
Carlton Blanchard	played by William Hickey
Farmer	played by David Hayward (II)

Episode Quotes

Carlton Blanchard: What do you suppose they do with those little pieces of metal they punch out when they make a flute?

Carlton Blanchard: Are we on the ground?
Brian Hackett: No, we crashed and died, and Heaven's really disappointing.

Carlton Blanchard: Hey, if a monkey were to bite ya, what kinda drugs would they make ya take?
Antonio Scarpacci: I don't know... maybe Joe knows...
Joe Montgomery Hackett: You sure ask a lotta questions, don't you, Carlton?
Carlton Blanchard: Well, my mother always told me 'There's no such thing as a stupid question'.
Brian Hackett: Run that one about the monkey past her sometime.

Trivia

Tony Shalhoub's character, Antonio Scarpacci, is accused of being a Lebanese terrorist. Shaloub is in fact half Lebanese. His father emigrated from Lebanon at the age of ten.