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	Season 8 / Episode 23: - The Finale (1) Karen Walker: Y'know, sometimes it seems like our sole purpose in life is just to serve Will and Grace. Jack McFarland: Right. It's like all people see when they look at us are the supporting players on the Will & Grace show.
	Season 8 / Episode 23: - The Finale (1) Karen: Jack you will do this like any other respectable woman, lay on your back, point your heels to Jesus and think of handbags!
	Season 8 / Episode 23: - The Finale (1) Karen: So that miniature pony offered you all his money just to take a few rides on him and you said no? Jack: But I don't like him. Karen: Since when is that a problem? Jack: Well played. [pause] I can't do it. Karen: Oh you'll do it. You'll do it the same way any self-respecting woman does. Get on your back, point your heels to Jesus and think of handbags.
	Season 8 / Episode 23: - The Finale (1) Grace: Jews and chicken; it's real and it's deep.
	Season 8 / Episode 23: - The Finale (1) Jack McFarland: [Celebrating with, Karen, getting Grace & Will back together] Hey, let's get a dessert! Nothing too filling. Something small and fruity with lady fingers. [Beverley Leslie walks in]
	Season 8 / Episode 23: - The Finale (1) Jack McFarland: [Karen has left Jack and Beverly Leslie alone] Nice seeing you again. I'm sure you have places to go... a magic ring to protect...
	Season 8 / Episode 23: - The Finale (1) Will Truman: Sweetie, wake up. You were dreaming. You kept mumlbing "bacon" and "fat ass". It's scary to make that connection, huh?
	Season 8 / Episode 23: - The Finale (1) Will Truman: [to Jack] You and Beverley Leslie. I actually think you found someone you're too butch for.
	Season 8 / Episode 23: - The Finale (1) Jack McFarland: [to Will] That's funny. Do I hear screaming? Oh, no, that's just the buttons on your shirt.
	Season 8 / Episode 22: - Whatever Happened To Baby Gin? Vince D'Angelo: [asking Will to move in with him] I want us to live together. Why are you such a bitch all the time?
	Season 8 / Episode 22: - Whatever Happened To Baby Gin? Karen: Gin, Please! Gin: Stop begging. Karen: No, I was ordering. Gin, Please! Please, you have to forgive me. I have no other choice. Gin: The question is can you forgive yourself for casting me out after leaving me so hideously deformed? Unable to dance... To skip... To read. Karen: Why can't you read? Gin: Eh, I don't want to.
	Season 8 / Episode 22: - Whatever Happened To Baby Gin? Karen: Oh. It's easy to get caught up. You spin the spinner and call your spot. Twister will tie you up in a knot.
	Season 8 / Episode 22: - Whatever Happened To Baby Gin? Karen: Well, honey, if they did like me more than you, it was only because I was kind and I listened, and I let them bang me under the bleachers while their friends watched.
	Season 8 / Episode 22: - Whatever Happened To Baby Gin? Jack McFarland: [to Josh Lucas] It's like you're Matt Damon and I'm Ben Affleck and I just made "Gigli". Or "Paycheck". Or "Bounce". Or "Jersey Girl". Or "Surviving Christmas".
	Season 8 / Episode 21: - Partners 'N' Crime Will Truman: A sex dream about Ang Lee? What was that like? Grace Adler: A little slow-paced, but visually stunning.
	Season 8 / Episode 20: - The Mourning Son Jack: [Jack runs into Will's ex-boyfriend Vince at George Truman's funeral] I'm going to be playing a COP in a new TV show and I would love some pointers. The only COP things I've done is use handcuffs and say to someone, "Do you have any idea how fast you were going?".
	Season 8 / Episode 20: - The Mourning Son Karen Walker: You know, Honey, normally my motto is "Drugs not hugs", but today I feel different. [she hugs him]
	Season 8 / Episode 20: - The Mourning Son Karen Walker: That's your laugh? Sounds like a squirrel orgy. Tina: Thanks.
	Season 8 / Episode 20: - The Mourning Son Tina: When someone dies, no one ever asks how the mistress is doing. Karen Walker: Ah, tell me about it. Not one person came up to me at Reagan's funeral.
	Season 8 / Episode 20: - The Mourning Son Jack: That's it? That's your story? That stunk! You're supposed to make him feel better about his dad not worse about his friends.
	Season 8 / Episode 20: - The Mourning Son Jordan Truman: The last time I saw grandpa, we played baseball in the backyard. Well, we played "A League of their Own". He was Tom Hanks, I was everybody else.
	Season 8 / Episode 19: - Blanket Apology Jack McFarland: [screaming] Karen! You're bending my ethnic porn!
	Season 8 / Episode 17: - Cowboys & Iranians Beverley Leslie: Well well well. If it isn't Karen Walker's little gay friend. Where's your olive-skinned cohort? Don't you homosexuals always travel in pairs? Benji: Beverley, they don't have Clay Aiken on the jukebox. Jack: Well, look how cute you two look. The Black Stallion and My Little Pony
	Season 8 / Episode 17: - Cowboys & Iranians Grace: Pam could you answer that? Pam: Right after my smoke break. Karen: So inappropriate... smoking in the office. Would anyone mind if I took my boob out?
	Season 8 / Episode 17: - Cowboys & Iranians Grace: Sometimes I wish I were a Republican. Then I wouldn't have to worry about anyone's feelings. The only thing I'd have to worry about is being indicted.
	Season 8 / Episode 16: - Grace Expectations Jack McFarland: Hey, what's in the bag fag?
	Season 8 / Episode 16: - Grace Expectations Karen Walker: [after Will told her that James cut into line in the coffee house] No, not at all, honey. I mean, that's the same way that we used to get bread and juice during the Great Depre... 80s.
	Season 8 / Episode 12: - Forbidden Fruit Jack: I've got the Evian flu! [pause] I shared a bottle of water with a stranger at the gym.
	Season 8 / Episode 12: - Forbidden Fruit Will: That's my Grace. You're a good person. Just like Jake Gyllenhaal. I don't know, sometimes when I look at my screen saver, I think... 'Yeah, you're thinking about me, too.' Grace: You know, I used to feel that way about Sarah Jessica Parker. But then, we shared an elevator ride together and she poked me in the boob with an umbrella and didn't apologize. Will: Were you trying to hug her? Grace: That's not important.
	Season 8 / Episode 11: - Bathroom Humor Will: [During this live broadcast, a gag involving a huge number of pill bottles falling from a cabinet has not gone as planned, but Karen's next line is meant to reference the gag and won't make sense unless it works] [Breaking character to speak as himself] They can make "King Kong," but we can't get THIS to work?

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