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Episode: 02x20 Title: Girls, Interrupted Type: Regular Episode Production Code: 63422 First Aired: May. 02, 2000 |
Season 2 » Episode #20 - Girls, Interrupted |
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Summary: Grace suspects Val may have stolen her music box and tries to convince Will that their neighbor is a kleptomaniac. Meanwhile, a gay man trying to go straight tries to convert Jack into a non-practicing homosexual.
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| Season 2 / Episode 20: - Girls, Interrupted Val Bassett: Hey? Will Truman, Grace Adler: Surprise! Val Bassett: What are you two doing here? Grace Adler: Um, uh - we thought you had a gas leak. Val Bassett: Then why did you yell, "Surprise"? Will Truman: Well ... we didn't say it was a nice surprise. |
| Season 2 / Episode 20: - Girls, Interrupted Jack McFarland: Oh hey, lady la-la. What are you doing in here? Karen Walker: Oh, Stan's been socking down the herbal Viagra again, and this is the only room in the house he doesn't know about. Shh. Don't tell him. Jack McFarland: Karen, guess what. Tonight I met the One. The man I wanna spend the rest of my life with. Karen Walker: Hey! There is only one man in your life. And her name is Rosario, and don't you forget that. Jack McFarland: His name is Bill. Look. [Takes out a piece of paper] And he gave me a picture of himself. [Gives Karen the flyer] Isn't that a great idea? I'm gonna start passing out pictures of myself to people I meet at clubs. Karen Walker: Did you even read this? Jack McFarland: Well, I read the picture. And it said, "Mommy, mommy, give me some of Jack." Ah! Karen Walker: He is the head of some group called "Welcome Back Home." Jack McFarland: Well, I'm sure it's a typo. He must mean, "Welcome back, Homo." Karen Walker: [reads from the flyer] "It's never too late to get back on the straight and narrow"? Honey, this is a cult! Yeah! Like the Moonies or the homeless. Yes. They're trying to make gay people straight! Good Lord! Don't they know what that'll do to the fall line? Jack McFarland: "We noticed your homosexuality. Make the choice to be straight. Gay is not the way"? Jennifer Jason Leigh, these people are freaks! Karen Walker: Yes. And it looks like your new sweetie has turned his back on homosexuals. And not in the good way. [Turns to look up at the cross hanging above Rosario's bed] No. Don't listen. Jack McFarland: Well, Bill is not straight. I mean, look at us, Kare. We're lovers. [Jack puts Bill's photo next to his face] Karen Walker: Lord. I wonder if Stan's exhausted himself on the body pillow yet. Jack McFarland: Wait! They're having a meeting tomorrow and we have to go. What this organization is advocating is morally wrong, and it is my responsibility to shine the mirror of truth upon them. Karen Walker: Honey... Jack McFarland: Okay, I just wanna make out with Bill. Karen Walker: Okay. Jack McFarland: He's so cute, isn't he? Karen Walker: I know, I know, honey, but it's a waste of time, all right? It's like exercise or reading to your kids. The man thinks he's straight. Jack McFarland: There are no straight men, only men who haven't met Jack. Karen Walker: Yeah, well you can count me out. If you think I'm gonna spend my Sunday morning with a bunch of self-loathing closet cases... Jack McFarland: You'll get to be a lesbian. Karen Walker: Wake me by 11:00. |
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