Will Truman

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Eric McCormack
Eric was born and raised in Toronto, Ontario. He attended Stephen Leacock Collegiate Institute (the ...

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Will Truman Quotes

	Season 8 / Episode 23: - The Finale (1) Will Truman: Sweetie, wake up. You were dreaming. You kept mumlbing "bacon" and "fat ass". It's scary to make that connection, huh?
	Season 8 / Episode 23: - The Finale (1) Will Truman: [to Jack] You and Beverley Leslie. I actually think you found someone you're too butch for.
	Season 8 / Episode 21: - Partners 'N' Crime Will Truman: A sex dream about Ang Lee? What was that like? Grace Adler: A little slow-paced, but visually stunning.
	Season 8 / Episode 10: - Von Trapped James Hanson: Here you go. Will Truman: What am I supposed to do with this? James Hanson: Well, you're supposed to tear it in two, give me one half, and, I guess, keep the other half for your big theater scrapbook. Will Truman: I'm not an usher. James Hanson: Well, then, why are you dressed like an usher? Will Truman: I'm not. I'm Captain Von Trapp. I have seven singing children and my cold heart was recently melted by a young nun. James Hanson: Where do you think you are? Will Truman: Uh, at the "Sound of Music" Sing-a-Long. Where do you think you are? James Hanson: At the 7:40 showing of "Memoirs of a Geisha." Will Truman: Ooh... I think you're in the wrong place. James Hanson: If this isn't the theater showing "Memoirs of a Geisha," then why are all these people coming out, going "eh?"
	Season 8 / Episode 6: - Love Is In The Airplace Grace Adler: [returning from first class] You will not believe this: Leo is in first class. Will Truman: Leo DiCaprio is in first class?
	Season 8 / Episode 4: - Steams Like Old Times Larry: If I ever see her face again, I'll shoot myself. Will Truman: Paris Hilton. Larry: The other one. Will Truman: Lindsay Lohan. Larry: The other one. Will Truman: Tom Cruise. Larry: Yes!
	Season 8 / Episode 4: - Steams Like Old Times Larry: [playing Celebrity] Famous for nothing. Will Truman: Carmen Electra. Larry: Yes!
	Season 7 / Episode 17: - The Birds & The Bees Will Truman: [after seeing Grace and Nick kissing each other] God that image is so disturbing I have to go wash my hair!
	Season 7 / Episode 10: - Queens For A Day (1) Will Truman: Apparently she's never liked any of his boyfriends, so I'm gonna take her for a day of shopping. Give her a whole "Pretty Woman" makeover, without spending more than $100 Grace Adler: Where you taking her shopping? Flint, Michigan?
	Season 7 / Episode 5: - Key Party Grace Adler: [knocks] Vince, hurry up! [to Will] Your boyfriend's been in the shower for 20 minutes. All the cops you could've dated, and you hook up with Dirty Mary? Will Truman: Grace, he's a gay Catholic - he may never feel clean.
	Season 7 / Episode 5: - Key Party Grace Adler: You have had some lousy birthdays. Remember when we went to see James Taylor, and that drunk roadie peed on you? Will Truman: Ironically, during "Shower the People".
	Season 7 / Episode 5: - Key Party Will Truman: Whoop-de-freaking-doo!
	Season 7 / Episode 1: - FYI: I Hurt, Too Grace Adler: Well, I got it out. Will Truman: Yeah, by vandalism, theft and yelling. The three pillars of Kabbalah.
	Season 6 / Episode 3: - Home Court Disadvantage Will Truman: Mom, I'm worried about you. You're sitting here alone in the dark. You-your ornamental gourds are all askew. And - And are you not wearing a bra? Marilyn Truman: Oh, I have it on. It's just around my waist. I'm hungry. I'm gonna go get the rest of that sandwich out of my bed.
	Season 6 / Episode 3: - Home Court Disadvantage Will Truman: Mamma Mia, here I go again. Jack McFarland: My, my, how can I resist ya? Marilyn Truman: Mamma Mia, does it show again? Will/Jack/Marilyn: My, my, just how much I missed ya!
	Season 5 / Episode 22: - May Divorce Be With You Will Truman: Jack, Karen, seconds? Grace...forths?
	Season 5 / Episode 22: - May Divorce Be With You Karen Walker: That's alright. I'll find another lawyer...a better lawyer...a gayer lawyer! Will Truman: Good luck finding that.
	Season 5 / Episode 10: - The Honeymoon's Over Karen Walker: Can I have my maritini now? Will Truman: No! No desert! Grace Adler: Will, she's hungry. Will Truman: Tough! She's go to learn that there are consequences to her actions. So you are going to sit there, on this couch and look at Grace's honeymoon pictures! Karen Walker: I HATE YOU! Grace Adler: Roll one - my luggage!
	Season 5 / Episode 10: - The Honeymoon's Over Will Truman: [after waiter pours wine on him] Why are you laughing? It's not funny! Elton John: [turning in his chair] It's a little bit funny.
	Season 5 / Episode 8: - Marry Me A Little (1) Will Truman: Leo, great. And Grace, best of luck. Grace Adler: Best of luck? Well thanks for coming to my Bat Mitzvah, Uncle Hochum! Have a safe drive back to Siaset! Karen Walker: I don't know what half those words meant. Jack McFarland: [nods] Me either.
	Season 5 / Episode 8: - Marry Me A Little (1) Grace Adler: We have been up here before, remember? Will Truman: No, that building was across the street from that juice store. Grace Adler: Paradise Juice. See right where that parking lot is. Will Truman: They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
	Season 5 / Episode 8: - Marry Me A Little (1) Will Truman: I think fall is finally here. I just saw the first drunk of the season turn yellow and tumble gently to the ground. Karen Walker: I tripped okay?
	Season 5 / Episode 8: - Marry Me A Little (1) Grace Adler: [to Will] When I said I was going to spend the rest of my life with you, I wasn't wrong. Will Truman: Well, I... Grace Adler: I wasn't wrong!
	Season 5 / Episode 8: - Marry Me A Little (1) Grace Adler: So I need you to walk me down the aisle. Will Truman: I can't do that. I'm running this show. I've got a million things to attend to. Get Jack to do it. Grace Adler: I'm not having Jack walk me down the aisle. He'll meet someone halfway down and ditch me! Will Truman: Well, then get Karen to do it. Grace Adler: Karen? When was the last time she could walk a straight line? Besides, I don't want them. I want you! Will Truman: Well, I - I can't do it. All right? Grace Adler: What do you mean, you can't do it? I need someone to give me away. You're my best friend. I want it to be you. It should be you. Will Truman: I don't wanna. Grace Adler: You don't "wanna"? Why not, Will? Will Truman: Look, Grace, I'll do a lot of things for you. I'll plan your wedding. I'll pick the florist. I'll even let you have input on your dress. But to actually be the one that hands you off to another guy, that, I can't do.
	Season 5 / Episode 8: - Marry Me A Little (1) Will Truman: This may be a bad time to tell you this but... I'm straight!
	Season 5 / Episode 8: - Marry Me A Little (1) Grace Adler: The question was rhetorical that means you're supposed to say yes! Will Truman: That's not what rhetorical means!
	Season 5 / Episode 8: - Marry Me A Little (1) Will Truman: Has the whole city gone gay? Jack McFarland: [In evil villain mastermind voice] Not yet. But if all goes as planned... come Monday morning... HAHAHAHAHA!
	Season 5 / Episode 3: - The Kid Stays Out Of The Picture Grace Adler: Admit it. You're happiest when I'm miserable. I mean, come on. Isn't that our thing? Because then you don't have to look at how miserable you are. Will Truman: Shut up, Grace! Grace Adler: But I am not gonna be miserable for you. I am gonna try to be happy, and if you can't deal with that, then you are even more pathetic than I thought! Will Truman: Get out of here. Grace Adler: Go to hell! Will Truman: I want you out of here in two weeks! You don't live here anymore.
	Season 4 / Episode 17: - Someone Old, Someplace New (1) Will Truman: Well, this isn't working. We'll have to go back to Plan A. Grace Adler: You mean, tell Ellen the baby is not hers?
	Season 4 / Episode 4: - Prison Blues Will Truman: I haven't done a lot of acting before. Actually, that's not true, for 19 years I played the role of a heterosexual. Zandra: My guess is not very convincingly.

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