Grace Adler

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Debra Messing

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Grace Adler Quotes

	Season 8 / Episode 21: - Partners 'N' Crime Will Truman: A sex dream about Ang Lee? What was that like? Grace Adler: A little slow-paced, but visually stunning.
	Season 8 / Episode 6: - Love Is In The Airplace Grace Adler: [returning from first class] You will not believe this: Leo is in first class. Will Truman: Leo DiCaprio is in first class?
	Season 7 / Episode 11: - Queens For A Day (2) Grace Adler: [Looking at Sal] I am so into him. Karen Walker: Yeah, well I'm double into him. Grace Adler: Well I'm gonna ask him out. Karen Walker: I'm going to ask him to move in. Grace Adler: He gave me a hickey. [Points to her breast] Karen Walker: [Points to her belly] He gave me a child! I am pregnant Grace! Grace Adler: No you're not. You can't get pregnant from kissing. Karen Walker: Oh thank God! Sal: [On his cellphone] Hey I just bagged two old ladies. [Watching them look at him] I may need to borrow your dad's toolshed later.
	Season 7 / Episode 10: - Queens For A Day (1) Grace Adler: Great. No sex, and now no turkey. Karen Walker: Well... either way, no stuffin' for you.
	Season 7 / Episode 10: - Queens For A Day (1) Will Truman: Apparently she's never liked any of his boyfriends, so I'm gonna take her for a day of shopping. Give her a whole "Pretty Woman" makeover, without spending more than $100 Grace Adler: Where you taking her shopping? Flint, Michigan?
	Season 7 / Episode 5: - Key Party Grace Adler: [knocks] Vince, hurry up! [to Will] Your boyfriend's been in the shower for 20 minutes. All the cops you could've dated, and you hook up with Dirty Mary? Will Truman: Grace, he's a gay Catholic - he may never feel clean.
	Season 7 / Episode 5: - Key Party Grace Adler: You have had some lousy birthdays. Remember when we went to see James Taylor, and that drunk roadie peed on you? Will Truman: Ironically, during "Shower the People".
	Season 7 / Episode 1: - FYI: I Hurt, Too Grace Adler: Well, I got it out. Will Truman: Yeah, by vandalism, theft and yelling. The three pillars of Kabbalah.
	Season 6 / Episode 2: - Last Ex To Brooklyn Grace Adler: I have something special planned tomorrow night. Jack McFarland, Karen Walker: Yay! Grace Adler: Leo and I are having dinner. Jack McFarland, Karen Walker: Boo! Grace Adler: His ex-girlfriend is also coming over. Jack McFarland, Karen Walker: Yay! Grace Adler: But I'm OK with that, so there's not going to be any drama. Jack McFarland, Karen Walker: Boo!
	Season 6 / Episode 2: - Last Ex To Brooklyn Grace Adler: I'm not mad. And I'll tell you why I'm mad. Because I'm not mad!
	Season 5 / Episode 23: - 23 Jack McFarland: If you weren't Jewish, you'd definitely be going to heaven. Grace Adler: And if you weren't gay, you'd be there too.
	Season 5 / Episode 10: - The Honeymoon's Over Grace Adler: There was a bar in the pool! I swear, swimming any other way but drunk is just stupid!
	Season 5 / Episode 10: - The Honeymoon's Over Karen Walker: Can I have my maritini now? Will Truman: No! No desert! Grace Adler: Will, she's hungry. Will Truman: Tough! She's go to learn that there are consequences to her actions. So you are going to sit there, on this couch and look at Grace's honeymoon pictures! Karen Walker: I HATE YOU! Grace Adler: Roll one - my luggage!
	Season 5 / Episode 8: - Marry Me A Little (1) Will Truman: Leo, great. And Grace, best of luck. Grace Adler: Best of luck? Well thanks for coming to my Bat Mitzvah, Uncle Hochum! Have a safe drive back to Siaset! Karen Walker: I don't know what half those words meant. Jack McFarland: [nods] Me either.
	Season 5 / Episode 8: - Marry Me A Little (1) Grace Adler: We have been up here before, remember? Will Truman: No, that building was across the street from that juice store. Grace Adler: Paradise Juice. See right where that parking lot is. Will Truman: They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
	Season 5 / Episode 8: - Marry Me A Little (1) Grace Adler: [to Will] When I said I was going to spend the rest of my life with you, I wasn't wrong. Will Truman: Well, I... Grace Adler: I wasn't wrong!
	Season 5 / Episode 8: - Marry Me A Little (1) Grace Adler: So I need you to walk me down the aisle. Will Truman: I can't do that. I'm running this show. I've got a million things to attend to. Get Jack to do it. Grace Adler: I'm not having Jack walk me down the aisle. He'll meet someone halfway down and ditch me! Will Truman: Well, then get Karen to do it. Grace Adler: Karen? When was the last time she could walk a straight line? Besides, I don't want them. I want you! Will Truman: Well, I - I can't do it. All right? Grace Adler: What do you mean, you can't do it? I need someone to give me away. You're my best friend. I want it to be you. It should be you. Will Truman: I don't wanna. Grace Adler: You don't "wanna"? Why not, Will? Will Truman: Look, Grace, I'll do a lot of things for you. I'll plan your wedding. I'll pick the florist. I'll even let you have input on your dress. But to actually be the one that hands you off to another guy, that, I can't do.
	Season 5 / Episode 8: - Marry Me A Little (1) Grace Adler: The question was rhetorical that means you're supposed to say yes! Will Truman: That's not what rhetorical means!
	Season 5 / Episode 8: - Marry Me A Little (1) Grace Adler: [about Will] He's not gonna be the prettiest one there is he? Karen Walker: Oh honey, don't be silly, that's crazy talk. I'll be there!
	Season 5 / Episode 8: - Marry Me A Little (1) Karen Walker: Honey, this is me you're talking to. Carol! Karen Walker: Karen! Grace Adler: Oh, that's pretty!
	Season 5 / Episode 8: - Marry Me A Little (1) Leo Markus: And my deepest, darkest secret is that I don't like any food with raisins in but I do like raisins. Grace Adler: See we already have a problem. I love raisins in everything. I even went to see "A Raisin In The Sun" because I thought there would be raisins in it!
	Season 5 / Episode 3: - The Kid Stays Out Of The Picture Grace Adler: Admit it. You're happiest when I'm miserable. I mean, come on. Isn't that our thing? Because then you don't have to look at how miserable you are. Will Truman: Shut up, Grace! Grace Adler: But I am not gonna be miserable for you. I am gonna try to be happy, and if you can't deal with that, then you are even more pathetic than I thought! Will Truman: Get out of here. Grace Adler: Go to hell! Will Truman: I want you out of here in two weeks! You don't live here anymore.
	Season 4 / Episode 17: - Someone Old, Someplace New (1) Will Truman: Well, this isn't working. We'll have to go back to Plan A. Grace Adler: You mean, tell Ellen the baby is not hers?
	Season 4 / Episode 14: - Grace In The Hole Jack McFarland: Hi, what's new? Oh, really? That's good, that's great. You guys work hard. You deserve it. Jack McFarland: What's new with me? Not too much. Lookin' good, smellin' good. If I weren't so busy, I'd date myself. Grace Adler: Ok, I read about this. You're never supposed to wake them. Jack McFarland: What's new with my son, Elliot? You ask? Oh, boy? Elliot: Hey, how ya doing? I'll call ya - or not.
	Season 3 / Episode 12: - Swimming Pools... Movie Stars Grace Adler: What are you doing? Will Truman: Watching the Nicks game. Grace Adler: Why? Did they get new cute boy cheerleaders? Will Truman: Hey, I'm allowed to watch sports okay? Cos I'm a guy. That's what guys do. Now get me a beer. Will Truman: Who am I kidding? I want a spritzer. I'll never pull this off. Grace Adler: What is happening to you? Will Truman: I told Matt that I'm a sports nut. That I love watching sports, that I particularly love playing baseball and that I'm really good at it. Grace Adler: How quick can you get out of town? Will Truman: What should I do? Do you think I can fake my way through this? Grace Adler: I'd say no.
	Season 3 / Episode 12: - Swimming Pools... Movie Stars Grace Adler: Where's my paper? [Mr Zamir leaves his apartment] Mr Zamir? Mr Zamir! Mr. Zamir: I didn't take your paper. Grace Adler: How did you know that's what I was going to ask you about? Mr. Zamir: Every day I tell you I didn't take your paper. Grace Adler: And every day you take it. Mr. Zamir: You got me there.
	Season 3 / Episode 7: - Gypsies, Tramps & Weed Will Truman: What is that smell? Grace Adler: Why do you always look at me when you say that?
	Season 2 / Episode 20: - Girls, Interrupted Val Bassett: Hey? Will Truman, Grace Adler: Surprise! Val Bassett: What are you two doing here? Grace Adler: Um, uh - we thought you had a gas leak. Val Bassett: Then why did you yell, "Surprise"? Will Truman: Well ... we didn't say it was a nice surprise.
	Season 2 / Episode 19: - An Affair To Forget Grace Adler: Ellen is a dear friend of mine and she has entrusted me with the responsibility of being the maid of honor and I take it very very very seriously. Karen Walker: Oh my God, you slept with the groom! Grace Adler: What ? How do you... ? Where do you... ? Do you have three 6's on your head ?
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - Tea & A Total Lack Of Sympathy Grace Adler: [Grace's teapot is worth $30,000 and Jack has stolen it; she stops a security guard] Excuse me! Have you seen a gay man run through here with a tea pot real excited?... What am I saying? It's like asking if you've seen a loser at a renaissance faire. Jack McFarland: [guards move a trunk that Jack is under; he looks up at Grace] Can you see me? Grace Adler: Yes, Tommy. I can see you.

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