Whoopi Goldberg

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Whoopi Goldberg
Whoopi Goldberg was born in the Chelsea section of Manhattan in 1955 as Caryn Elaine Johnson. She worked ...

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Season 5 / Episode 1: - Show No. 511

Whoopi Goldberg: [Questions Only - Last night on a single's cruise] Can't you leave me alone?
Wayne Brady: Is that the color purple?
Whoopi Goldberg: Are you Helen Keller?
Wayne Brady: Don't you want some of this? [starts dancing]
Whoopi Goldberg: Didn't I have that and throw it out?
Whoopi Goldberg: [Wayne starts laughing] Wasn't it just a bit on the wee side? [Wayne walks off stage]
Colin Mochrie: Do you want some of this? [dances weird]
Whoopi Goldberg: Are you crazy?
Colin Mochrie: Did you know there's only two hours left?
Whoopi Goldberg: Would I care if I knew?
Colin Mochrie: Can't you make me a man?
Whoopi Goldberg: Don't you think it's too late? [Audience starts laughing hysterically]
Colin Mochrie: Don't you want to feel the pleasure that only one other woman has felt?
Whoopi Goldberg: Is that the one who died?
Colin Mochrie: Who knew 87 orgasms could kill you?
Whoopi Goldberg: Are you telling me that you've had 87 orgasms and this is what I have to look forward to?
Colin Mochrie: Don't you know it's not the package?
Whoopi Goldberg: Has someone lied to you? Don't you think if I could, I would with you?
Colin Mochrie: Why are you fighting this?
Whoopi Goldberg: Do you think I'm fighting?
Colin Mochrie: Don't you know I can read your eyes? [leans in close to Whoopi]
Whoopi Goldberg: [kisses Colin quickly, walks off stage after buzzer]
Ryan Stiles: How's it feel to kiss a woman for a change?

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