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	Season 4 / Episode 1: - Frankie and Tony Are Lovers Mona Robinson: [When Frankie Fitzgerald tries to out bid her daughter to purchase Tony as part of a neighborhood auction.] Angela I know what's good for you... Buy him!
	Season 1 / Episode 21: - Keeping Up With Marci Marci Ferguson: Oh I get it... well maybe we can help pay for it.
	Season 1 / Episode 15: - Angela's Ex (1) Angela Bower: Michael we have seen each other twice in a year. That does not make a happy marriage. Michael Bower: Look on the bright side, we've only had two fights.
	Season 1 / Episode 15: - Angela's Ex (1) Mona Robinson: Well, I guess I better hit the books. I have a final tomorrow. Michael Bower: Oh Mona, you finally did it, huh? You went back to college. Gee that's terrific. Knowledge is its own reward isn't it? Mona Robinson: No. The reward is the spring break at Fort Lauderdale.
	Season 1 / Episode 15: - Angela's Ex (1) Michael Bower: Boy, Jonathan went out like a light. Tony Micelli: Hey, eh, is Sam sleeping? Michael Bower: No she's watching some movie about blood-sucking puppets. Tony Micelli: Ooh! She's in big trouble! Michael Bower: Yeah I wouldn't let a kid of mine watch that either. Tony Micelli: What? Are you kidding me? I told her to call me when it started.
	Season 1 / Episode 15: - Angela's Ex (1) Tony Micelli: Hey. How's the snake? Angela Bower: He's putting Jonathan to bed.
	Season 1 / Episode 15: - Angela's Ex (1) Tony Micelli: Look, I may be way out of line here, but I don't wanna see you get hurt. I just think you're moving a little too fast. Angela Bower: Tony, we're married. Tony Micelli: Yeah, but you're engaged to be divorced.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Briefless Encounter Tony: Oh, wait - a bathroom? I mean, don't you have things in there that are too personal to mention, you know, like, I don't know, false eyelashes? Angela: I'll tell you what. If you find anything too personal to mention, just clean it and don't mention it.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Briefless Encounter Tony: Gee, what a great tub, eh? I mean, a walrus could bathe in there. Oh, no offence. Angela: It looks like one has. No offence.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Briefless Encounter Tony: You know, you're really lucky. I only have a shower. And sometimes, I love to take bubble baths. Angela: Really? You in a bubble bath? I always pictured you in the shower. I mean, if I pictured you at all, I would picture your type in the shower. Tony: I get the picture.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Briefless Encounter Tony: You're doing this all wrong. You're wasting valuable time. I mean, look. First, you got to come over here to put on your panties, right? Then you got to come all the way back over here to put on your bra. And then you got to chug way back over here to put on your pantyhose. Angela: What were you before you came here, a female impersonator? Tony: Can't you see you're wasting 10, 15 seconds of your life every morning? I want this place to run like a well-oiled machine. Angela: If you had it your way, I'd be getting dressed on a conveyer belt. Tony: Not a bad idea.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Briefless Encounter Angela: Well, do you remember our multiplication tables? What is six times eight? Jonathan Bower: Sixty-four. Angela: No, no, sweetheart. Six times eight is forty-eight. You keep repeating that to the bus driver. Jonathan Bower: He's the one who told me it was sixty-four.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Briefless Encounter Mona Robinson: Oh, it is such a joy immersing myself in academia. I spent hours in the library re-reading my notes on Freud. What a brilliant mind. He saw filth in everything. Tony: [indicating his cleaning supplies] So do I. Mona Robinson: Well, I'm going to go have an after-school snack. All that talk about fruit cakes and nuts made me hungry.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Briefless Encounter Mona Robinson: Tony's my - housekeeper-in-law. Cindy Morrell: [to Tony] You work for Mona's daughter? Tony: Yeah, you know. She brings home the bacon and I fry it.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Briefless Encounter Mona Robinson: It's like dinner theater for crazy people.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Tony: Hey, look, Mrs. Rossini, you've got to admit this neighborhood's falling apart. I mean, look at Samantha. When she starts coming home with black eyes, I think it's time for me to get out. Samantha Micelli: Hey, that's because there were three of those guys, Dad. And anyway, I got one guy sneezing out of his ear.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Angela: Jonathan, I'm warning you. Joan Crawford is my idol.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Mona Robinson: Angela, what is the problem? Angela: The problem is, Mother, you sent me a man for a housekeeper. Mona Robinson: Oh, don't be sexist. A man can do meaningless, unproductive work just as well as a woman. Angela: Mother, Mother, the housekeeper's room is very close to mine. Tony: Oh, hey, don't worry about me. I keep a can of mace by my bed.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Mona Robinson: See, my instincts tell me this is the man for my grandson - and it doesn't hurt that he's a hunk. Angela: Mother, I'm not looking for a hunk for a housekeeper. Mona Robinson: Why not? He'll do floors. He'll lift furniture. Can I come over when he lifts?
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Tony: Sam, I want to to meet some real nice people. This is Mona Robinson. Samantha Micelli: [shaking Mona's hand] Nice to meet you. Tony: And this is Angela Bower. Samantha Micelli: [shaking Angela's hand] Oh, I'm very pleased to meet you Miss Bower. You have a lovely home, and you're so pretty. Angela: Oh, thank you. I'm very flattered. Samantha Micelli: [looking at Tony] That's the idea.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Grant Paxton: Angela, who is this? Angela: Well, Grant, you're not going to believe this, but this is my new housekeeper. Grant Paxton: Housekeeper? Angela, this is the ugliest woman I've ever seen.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Angela: Tony, I'm gonna say this very slowly. My weekend has nothing to do with my promotion. Tony: You'll never know unless you don't go. Angela: Who are you anyway, Jiminy Cricket?
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Tony: Well, could you just try to remember what I said? Angela: Tony, if I had a lobotomy I would remember that. Tony: Well, good, because let me tell you one thing, Angela. You'd never catch me doing something dumb like sleeping with my employer.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Angela: You threatened my son? Tony: Yeah, I... Angela: [looks at Jonathan and then back at Tony] It seems to be working.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Angela: Yeah, so, I'm just going to let what happens happen. Tony: Oh, hey, hey, oh. If you just let what happens happen, when what you wanted to happen happens, you're not going to know whether it happened or not.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Tony: There are some things that are no good for you, like Crunchy Crawlers, and guys who just want to... Angela: Now, just a minute. If I want - [both look down at the kids and back at each other again] Crunchy Crawlers, then I will have Crunchy Crawlers. Tony: Crunchy Crawlers are empty calories. Not really satisfying. In an hour, you're gonna want something else. Angela: Maybe I'll want more Crunchy Crawlers.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Samantha Micelli: But, Dad, how can a woman make enough money to afford a great house like this? Tony: Well, I mean, she works hard, and she's real smart. Hey, you could do the same thing. Samantha Micelli: I can? Tony: Sure. Samantha Micelli: Then I think I'll be the manager of the Mets. Tony: Good choice. Good choice. I'll be so proud of you when you're out there kicking dirt on umpires.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Angela: Was that the phone? Tony: Yeah, that was the phone. Angela: Who was it? Tony: Oh, it was the, uh - Oh, it was the Arthur Murray dance studio. You just won a free dance lesson. Angela: Great. Now all my problems are solved. I'll be a Rockette. Tony: You'll be a good one.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Tony: I'm Tony Micelli. I'm here about the job. Angela: Oh, I'm sorry. There must be a mistake. This job is for a housekeeper. Tony: That's me, Mr. Goodmop. Angela: Well, my mother's screening everyone. Did you meet her? Tony: Yeah yesterday. She gave me the once over, kicked me in the tires, put me up on the rack... Angela: Well, she should've checked under your hood, 'cause you're the wrong sex. Tony: Oh, wait a minute; she said that wouldn't be any problem. Angela: My mother didn't think World War II was a problem.
	Unknown Episode: Tony: Ay-oh. Oh-ay.

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