Where on Earth is Carmen Sandiego? - Episode Quotes

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Where on Earth is Carmen Sandiego? Quotes

	Unknown Episode: Carmen Sandiego: Think out your plan like a woman of action. Then act out your plan like a woman of thought.
	Unknown Episode: Carmen Sandiego: A philosopher once said, "Competition can make you stronger." Player: Which philosopher said that? Carmen Sandiego: Me!
	Unknown Episode: Ivy: Oh, really Zack, is that here or on the planet "Guess" again?
	Unknown Episode: Chief: Meatloaf ain't got nothing on the Chiefloaf!
	Unknown Episode: Zack: Ivy, we're smart people. So why do we always do things that make us look like we have the intelligence of beef jerky?
	Unknown Episode: Sara Bellum: I hate to break up this meeting of the Carmen Sandiego Admiration Society, but I'll be the one collecting the kudos as soon as the sun comes up! Ivy: Sara Bellum? Zack: But you work for Carmen! You make all her high tech gadgets! Sara Bellum: Well, I got a little tired of being Carmen's main brain all right, Zackary! Nice jacket! Zack: [as Sara pulls his shirt over his head] Hey! Sara Bellum: Maybe I'll get one! Zack: You get the feeling Sara's finally gone one glazed doughnut short of a dozen? Sara Bellum: Even you will have to appreciate the sheer boldness of my caper, Carmen. I'm going to steal the famous Giant of the Atacama! Zack: That's the largest representation of a human figure in the world! Sara Bellum: Perfect for the new larger-than-life Queen of Crime herself - Me! Ivy: You've activated the solar furnace! Sara Bellum: And it's already collected enough power to run the super grow lights I've invented! Zack: You're going to grow a tropical rainforest in the desert? Why? Sara Bellum: You know, for a kid genius, Zack, you sure are dumb as a wall! The moisture that evaporates will fill the clouds. Then I'll use the Spruce Goose to carry a massive cloud seeding machine that will drop salt crystal that will help it rain, rain, rain! [laughs] Ivy: Do you know what would happen if that much precipation fell in the driest place in the world? Sara Bellum: Well, let me think, Ivy. Ah-ha! For one thing I'll be able to float the giant away on massive pontoons and pull of the grandest crime in history! [laughs more] Carmen Sandiego: Well, Sara, I see working alone you took the most rational route, unfortunatly - the bridge is out. Sara Bellum: The beauty of it is that if I succeed, I can tell the police that I did it and the police will find you here - happy to lock you away for all your past, oh, so petty crimes! "Where on Earth is Sara Bellum?" has a nice ring to it, don't you think?
	Unknown Episode: Zack: Ivy, she's on a motorcycle. What are we supposed to do with these? Ivy: They're bikes. You pedal.