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	Season 4 / Episode 17: - Now and Zen Holly: I lost my Vincelet...
	Season 4 / Episode 8: - Jazz Night Vince: You going to keep your hairy legs? Holly: Yeah, why not! I mean the world loves the fur!
	Season 4 / Episode 7: - Someone's in the Kitchen with Daddy Val: Think I was born yesterday dropout? Holly: Well let me tell you something Drunken-Married-lady!
	Season 4 / Episode 6: - Halloween (2) Vince: Holly, you are the coolest girl. Holly Tyler: Right back at you.
	Season 4 / Episode 2: - Surprise Valerie Tyler: [about Vic] We are legally married. That son of a bitch fireman is never gonna leave!
	Season 4 / Episode 2: - Surprise Valerie Tyler: Jeeze, one night of booze and getting married and everybody is all up in my grill!
	Season 4 / Episode 2: - Surprise Holly Tyler: Come on Val, let's go. Valerie Tyler: No, no, we can't. Not until Vic leaves. Holly Tyler: And when is that gonne be? Valerie Tyler: Very soon. I turned the electricity off. I'm sweatin' him out! Ha! Holly Tyler: Val, he's a fireman. He's good with heat!
	Season 3 / Episode 19: - Bad to the Scone Holly: I finally figured out the perfect way to get Ben's confidence back. Tina Haven: You want me to sleep with him? Holly: Tina, we've talked about this, when trying to solve problems we use our words, not our lady parts! Tina Haven: I always forget that! Holly: I know!
	Season 3 / Episode 18: - Girls Gone Wild Gary: Come on. Spring Break. Spring Break! [lifts shirt] Speedo Guy: [Gary turns around, sees guy in Speedo] Nothing's broken from what I see, brown sugar. [winks] Buy you a drink? Gary: [puts shirt down] No thank you. Ben Sheffield: [lifts shirt] Margarita, no salt. Speedo Guy: You got it. [walks away] Ben Sheffield: Free drink's a free drink, brown sugar. [winks]
	Season 3 / Episode 18: - Girls Gone Wild Vince: I can't believe you're taking them to Mexico the entire weekend. You knew I was taking them to the Knicks game on Sunday. Sunday's my day! Holly: Yeah, well yesterday was my day and you took them to see my Colin Farrell movie. Oh, and thanks, by the way, for getting them all hopped up on sugar and then dropping them off at my front door. Gary was up all night! Vince: Hey, I tried to be friends, you're the one turning this into a tug-a-war. Vince: [Vince rubs Ben's head] Holly: Youuuuuuuu, arrrrrrrrrrrrrrre! Gary: Oh, no they're fighting again! Holly: Oh great, great, great now you got them all upset. Holly: [Holly walks over to Gary] Holly: Don't worry sweetie, I'm gonna take you to a place where it's sunny and there are plenty of girls in small bikini's! Gary: Okay, I feel better! Holly: [Holly pinches Gary's cheeks] Holly: Yes, you do! Holly: Ok, now let's go downstairs. Tina's in the cab waiting. Let's hustle! I'll meet you down there. Vince: [Vince waves] Holly: When, uh, I get back we're gonna have to discuss who's getting them for Easter!
	Season 3 / Episode 18: - Girls Gone Wild Lauren: So, how was your date with Chris? Val: Have you ever been on one of those dates that is just... perfection? Lauren: Oh, you guys did "it" in your car? Val: Lauren, I don't even drink fruit punch in my car!
	Season 3 / Episode 18: - Girls Gone Wild Val: This little custody battle that you and Vince are having over your friends is really ridiculous. All right? So I think you need to just talk to Vince and... Holly: eh, eh, eh Val: I'm just sayin' Holly: eh, eh, eh Val: You forgave Tina. Holly: Yeah, but it's just more complicated with Vince, I mean we might still have feeling for each other, but then he slept with her and lied to me about it. Tina's just my slutty friend! Val: [Gary, Ben and Tina walk in. Val points at Tina] Val: Oh, Hey! We were just talking about you!
	Season 3 / Episode 17: - Dangerous Liaisons Holly: [Val, Jennie Garth, and Todd, Luke Perry, kiss passionately - references Beverly Hills, 90210] Let me guess, Brenda's still in Paris.
	Season 3 / Episode 9: - We'll Miss Gittle a Little Valerie Tyler: My color scheme is harvest peach not pee-pee yellow!
	Season 3 / Episode 8: - Gift of the Mutton Vince: Why what'd you hear? God!
	Season 3 / Episode 8: - Gift of the Mutton Vince: What'd you hear? God!
	Season 3 / Episode 6: - Three Little Words Fiona: Benji! Ben Sheffield: Oh my damn.
	Season 3 / Episode 4: - God Help the Mister Gary Thorpe: Oh my damn!
	Season 2 / Episode 14: - Your Cheatin' Heart Tina Haven: So what, you're just not gonna do anything? Holly: Yes! I'm gonna do everything I can to get Vince out of my mind. Rhonda: [brings over Holly's order] Here's your Salad. Holly: Oh no I ordered Vince. OHHH! Barbeque beef!
	Season 2 / Episode 14: - Your Cheatin' Heart Holly: [talking to Vince about their friends] I chose to hang out with my friends and you chose to lay on top of yours.
	Season 2 / Episode 14: - Your Cheatin' Heart Holly: I'll have the salad. Oh wait, actually, I'll have the barbecue beef. [hands menu to waitress] Tina Haven: What? Just a second ago you wanted a salad. Holly: Yeah... but I changed my mind. Henry Gibson: Let me explain what just happened here. She likes the salad, but she doesn't love the salad, but she cares for it a lot. Then she saw that barbecue beef all meaty and covered in sauce... Holly: [laughs obnoxiously] Well, I guess that we're friends we can do funny stuff like that! [more laughing] How much longer are you going to be doing funny stuff like that?
	Season 2 / Episode 14: - Your Cheatin' Heart Lauren: [after seeing Gary without his shirt] I think you should know that when Gary turns 21, we're getting married. Valerie Tyler: But, I thought you were dating the doctor. Lauren: Oh, we'll be divorced by then.
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - The Hospital Holly Tyler: Gary, why dose he want to see Gary first? Tina Haven: Now don't start reading things into that it could mean anything. Lauren: Exacly for instance he might need some help with the pee-pee
	Season 2 / Episode 2: - Boys' Club Holly: Totally, and you know what? I'm gonnna have more problems. Pshhh... Could get arrested for shop-lifting... You know how I love stuff! Val: Yeah, you're not gonna do that, but if you did, I would know what exactly what to do. Holly: Yeah you would!
	Season 2 / Episode 2: - Boys' Club Holly: Oh my god! I just remembered another problem! Val: What? Holly: There's this girl, sitting on the couch. Having a fabulous conversation with the best sister ever, and she's eating this amazing Peanut butter Cheese cake. She's totally comfortable but dying of thirst! What does she do? Val: She needs milk huh? Holly: Yeah she does! Val: Oooh, oh well I would tell her to get her thirsty butt up off the couch and get it herself!
	Season 1 / Episode 22: - The Talk Val: Sex is a mystical, magical thing. It isn't a game.
	Season 1 / Episode 21: - Tyler v. World Don: Can you tell me what's going on? Mindy: It's a pathetic attempt to... Valerie Tyler: Hey! I believe I have the floor, Blondie. Mindy: You're blonde, too.
	Season 1 / Episode 17: - The Breakup Holly Tyler: What have you done to my sister? Lauren: Nothing. She kissed me. Holly Tyler: Oh, my God. Lauren: I'm kidding. Look, we're just having fun. It's Girls Night Out. Holly Tyler: My sister does not do Girls Night Out. I'm really worried about her. She's been so torn up, and now she's partying with a girl she can't stand. Holly Tyler: Oh, not you. She loves you.
	Season 1 / Episode 16: - Holly's First Job Holly Tyler: You need help with the menu? You can't understand the menu? OK, well, what about fish. Holly Tyler: No, what about steak? [with her hands on her head, in a deep voice] Moo! Holly Tyler: No? Veal? [in a higher voice] Moo. Holly Tyler: What about Risotto? You know, [waves her hand around] Risotto! Japanese Couple: [waves their arms] Risotto! Risotto Holly Tyler: OK, I'll get your waitress. Another satisfied customer, High-Fiver! Woman: Excuse me, can you help me? Holly Tyler: I'd be surprised of I can't. Woman: Can I get some more ground pepper? Holly Tyler: Sure. [takes a pepper grinder] I think it's jammed, sorry. Holly Tyler: Say when.
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - The Other Woman Holly Tyler: I'll have a Virgin Martini. Waiter: A martini without alcohol would be a glass of olives. Holly Tyler: That's perfect. And a Ginger Ale.

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