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03x07 - The Deprogramming of Arnold Horshack Season 3 / Episode 7: - The Deprogramming of Arnold Horshack

Arnold Horshack: I'll share my experience with you -- perhaps it will inspire you to join us. Last week I was walking down the street - Avenue "D" I think it was - when suddenly I was approached by this girl - a vision of loveliness. Her name is Kali Kalu...formerly Miss Debbi Rothenberg of Forrest Hills.
01x21 - Kotter Makes Good Season 1 / Episode 21: - Kotter Makes Good

Mr. Michael Woodman: Kotter, these kids couldn't pass a blood test without cheating.
01x20 - The Telethon Season 1 / Episode 20: - The Telethon

Arnold Horshack: Hey kids! Let's put on a show!
01x03 - Welcome Back (Pilot) Season 1 / Episode 3: - Welcome Back (Pilot)

Arnold Horshack: I'm Arnold Horshack, the last.
Juan Luis Pedro Phillipo de Huevos Epstein: Why the last, Horschack?
Arnold Horshack: Cuz when they made me, they broke the mold.
01x03 - Welcome Back (Pilot) Season 1 / Episode 3: - Welcome Back (Pilot)

Gabe Kotter: What's your favorite subject?
Juan Luis Pedro Phillipo de Huevos Epstein: Assault.
01x03 - Welcome Back (Pilot) Season 1 / Episode 3: - Welcome Back (Pilot)

Gabe Kotter: James Buchanan is not anywhere. It's in Bensonhurst, which is in Brooklyn, which is where I spent four degenerate years as a student. You know how rough that is? The gangs there don't use guns. They insert the bullets manually.
01x03 - Welcome Back (Pilot) Season 1 / Episode 3: - Welcome Back (Pilot)

Gabe Kotter: Julie, baby, if it wasn't for you...
Julie Kotter: What?
Gabe Kotter: I would've married someone else.
01x03 - Welcome Back (Pilot) Season 1 / Episode 3: - Welcome Back (Pilot)

Mr. Michael Woodman: Remember my motto: Conquer thyself, Kotter. Conquer thyself.
Gabe Kotter: Right here in the hall?
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Arnold Horshack: [frequent introduction] Hellooohhhh. How are ya? I am Arnold HorshAAAAAck.
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Arnold Horshack: [whenever he raises his hand] OOOOOOHHHHH! OOOOOOHHHHH! OOOOOOHHHHH!
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Arnold Horshack: [gets on Epstein's case about his "notes from his mother"] "Please excuse Juan for being a sheephead." Signed: "Epstein's mother's veterinarian".
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Vincent 'Vinnie' Barbarino: Up your nose with a rubber hose!
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Vincent 'Vinnie' Barbarino: Hey! Up your nose with a rubber hoses!
Squiggy: Yeah? Well, up your gizzard with a rubber lizard!
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Vincent 'Vinnie' Barbarino: I'm so confused.
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Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington: Hi there.
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Vincent 'Vinnie' Barbarino: What? Where?
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Arnold Horshack: What is? is. What was? will be. What will be *was*, but will be again.
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Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington: Hey, Mr. Kot-tair!
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Mr. Michael Woodman: Kotter, these kids couldn't pass a blood test without cheating.
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Gabe Kotter: Did I ever tell you about my Uncle Max?
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Gabe Kotter: You know what I'm gonna do: I'm going to put a window over there. [points to the door] And a door over there. [points to the window] So then you'll come in through the door!
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Vincent 'Vinnie' Barbarino: [brainstorming ideas to raise money to save their class] We could have a casino night.
Gabe Kotter: Gambling in school? Do you realize the odds are almost 5 to 1 against that happening?
Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington: I'll take that bet.
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Vincent 'Vinnie' Barbarino: Love means never having to hear i'm pregnant


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