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	Season 5 / Episode 18: - WS4 Wyatt Donnelly: You may have all wondered how Gary and I, social outcasts and misfits for years, managed to achieve basic social skills, clear skin and the occasional date with a cheerleader. Well, it's because one night, on my computer, a lightning storm and the universe, or God, or somebody, created for us this magical being, able to control time and space and grant us our every wish. So there is no reason to be afraid. In fact, if there's anything you'd like to know, I'll open the floor up to questions. Yes? Home Economics Student: So how come you're not the richest man in the world living on an island with Cindy Crawford and Naomi Campbell? Wyatt Donnelly: Uh... we never really wished for that. Home Economics Student: Oh, so what did you wish for? Wyatt Donnelly: I wished to be president of the chess club once. It didn't work out.
	Season 5 / Episode 8: - Bee In There Gary Wallace: Is a man ever truly ready to put a bee in his bra?
	Season 5 / Episode 7: - Show Chett Gary Wallace: How come when a wish blows up in Chett's face, he ends up surrounded by horny, screaming women? Wyatt Donnelly: Yeah. Whenever a wish goes south on us, we wind up battling 50-foot sewer rats.
	Season 4 / Episode 23: - Master Chett Chett Donnelly: You're my little brother, you're his creepy friend, and you're a magic genie.
	Season 4 / Episode 23: - Master Chett Chett Donnelly: Boys, I detect a slight character flaw: you're morons.
	Season 4 / Episode 18: - Family Affair Robo-Chett Double: I am the you of the future, sent back to the past to warn you of the present, which happens to be the past of my future. I mean your future, my past. I'm speaking not of your past-future, but of" our" future-future-past and, um... Ah, crap. I used to have this little chart...
	Season 4 / Episode 13: - Demon Lisa Lisa: I had a really weird dream. I dreamt I was on the internet. Out of the shadows came this hideous black thing, a cyber-demon. I could feel its hot, stale breath on the back of my neck, but I couldn't make myself turn around. Then it grabbed my arms and hissed in my ear that it was going to use me to take over the world. And then it laughed, and laughed, and laughed! And I really couldn't see the humor in taking over the whole world.
	Season 4 / Episode 13: - Demon Lisa Repairman: I lured that cyber-spawn into the cable satellite network. A place where it can spew evil till the end of time and it won't make a damn bit of difference.
	Season 4 / Episode 6: - Grumpy Old Genie Old Man Lisa: What happened to my bongos?
	Season 4 / Episode 4: - Chett-A-Nator Isaac: Who's up for a little shopping trip into Puerto Vallarta? Chett Donnelly: Which Puerto Vallarta would that be, my man? The one with the dissection tables and the butt-probe? Thanks, I've been there, and it was no day at the beach!
	Season 3 / Episode 10: - Sci-Fi Zoned Chett Donnelly: Two boys in search of an exit, not sure where they are or why they're here. Their distrust of each other will be only one of the many obstacles they will have to overcome here, in the Sci-Fi Zone.
	Season 3 / Episode 10: - Sci-Fi Zoned Wyatt Donnelly: First time in the Zone? Never heard of irony?
	Season 3 / Episode 9: - What Genie? Gary Wallace: Genies only exist in Arabian folk tales and lame sitcoms.
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - Nightmare on Chett St. Lisa: If I told you every time I put your lives in danger, we'd never leave the house.
	Season 2 / Episode 3: - The Most Dangerous Wish Chett Donnelly: Oh, sure. You whine about gun control. But as soon as there's a seven-foot-tall interdimensional space monster in your bedroom, then suddenly owning a gun makes sense!
	Season 2 / Episode 2: - The Bazooka Boys Gary Wallace: Let's do that thing we did to that guy at that place that time!
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - The Feminine Mistake Wyatt Donnelly: I'd like to find a girl with common interests. Gary Wallace: You'd like to find a girl that's interested in girls?
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - The Feminine Mistake Gary Wallace: [having been shot down by Melinda] I'm telling you, Lisa set me up. She's got a mean streak. Wyatt Donnelly: She said go over to Melinda and be confident - not act like an idiot. Gary Wallace: It's a fine line.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Cyrano DeBrainiac Gary Wallace: Okay, there she is. Nothing to worry about, I have complete confidence in you. Wyatt Donnelly: Then why are you making me wear this earpiece? Gary Wallace: Why? Because you're Wyatt Donnelly. You admit it yourself, around women you're a quivering, boneless chicken. Wyatt Donnelly: I didn't say that! Gary Wallace: Well, not in so many words.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - She's Alive Gary Wallace: I know it can be done. I saw it once in a John Hughes movie.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - She's Alive Lisa: So this is what you boys consider a dream babe. This body is a scathing indictment of a sexist brain-dead MTV generation. But then again, what am I complaining about? I am leggy, buffed and brainy.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - She's Alive Wyatt Donnelly: What are you? Some kind of witch? Lisa: Get real. Use your fuzzy logic. Think of me as more of a P.C. genie.
	Unknown Episode: Wyatt Donnelly: Who are you? Lisa: Me? I'm the living embodiment of all that is evil in the computer world. Gary Wallace: You're Bill Gates?
	Unknown Episode: Principal Scampi: You win this round, Gary and Wyatt. But just you wait until graduation. You'll never leave the stage alive! Gary Wallace: The joke's on you, pal! Because the way my grades are sucking, I probably won't graduate!

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