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3x11 Cankles

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First Aired: Oct. 22, 2007 on Showtime
Summary: Valerie sends a private investigator after Nancy; Celia digs deeper into Aguatecture; Doug and the rest of the Agrestic city council get their walking papers; Silas discovers Tara is spending time with other guys; Shane installs a state-of-the-art security system.

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Guest Stars

Valerie Scottson played by Brooke Smith
Ann Carilli played by Lisa Darr
Vaneeta played by Indigo
Sanjay played by Maulik Pancholy
Cliff Haskel played by Brent Sexton
Mitch Kamin played by Randy Thompson
Sullivan Groff played by Matthew Modine
Tara Lindman played by Mary-Kate Olsen

Episode Quotes

GPS: You have arrived at your destination, the route guidance is now finished.
Celia Hodes: Thank you for guiding me to the fucking post-apocalypse.
Drunk Homeless Man: -Looks into car window...
Celia Hodes: Yes, wonderful. Richest country in the world. Glad to see you're taking advantage of the opportunities offered!
Doug Wilson: Don't you bang that gavel at me, you sanctimonious Jesus freak. You know, your long skirt isn't long enough lady. I saw your fat ankles. Calf, right into ankle. Cankles!

Ann Carilli: That's it!
Citizens: Cankles! Cankles!
Ann Carilli: That is it! That is it! This meeting is adjourned.
Doug Wilson: Cankle bitch!

Man in crowd: Cankle bitch!
Doug Wilson: Cankle bitch!
Ann Carilli: How dare you?
Councilman: Rude and vulgar.
Doug Wilson: You too. Man cankles! Mankles!
Celia Hodes: Can we have a word?
Doug Wilson: Yeah, sure. How about "Die"?