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Episode: 02x05
Title: Mrs. Botwin's Neighborhood
Type: Regular Episode
Production Code: 2005
First Aired: Sep. 11, 2006

Season 2 » Episode #05 - Mrs. Botwin's Neighborhood

Weeds - 02x05 Mrs. Botwin's Neighborhood

Summary: Nancy must deal with Silas and Megan's pregnancy, as well as the surrounding Armenian mob's encroaching presence on the grow house. Isabel auditions for "Huskeroo," while Celia prepares for her election debate and tries in vain to get Nancy involved. Heylia prepares for her first date with Joseph. Peter gives Nancy the perfect wedding gift.

Who appeared in this episode?

Aram Keshisyan	played by Arthur Darbinyan
Principal Dodge	played by David Doty
Vaneeta	played by Indigo
Sanjay	played by Maulik Pancholy
Gretchen	played by Eden Sher
Megan	played by Shoshannah Stern
Megan's Dad	played by Bruce Thomas
Peter Scottson	played by Martin Donovan (II)
Pam	played by Becky Thyre

Season 2 / Episode 5: - Mrs. Botwin's Neighborhood

Celia Hodes: ...If you can't make time for the pressing problems of greater Agrestic...
Nancy Botwin: That's exactly it - I can't make time. I've got problems at home.[starts for the door]
Celia Hodes: [with a concerned look on her face, Celia follows] Really? Do you wanna' talk about it?
Nancy Botwin: I don't wanna' talk about it. i just wanna' go home.
Celia Hodes: Ya' know, I tell you about my husband's unemployment, my daughter being the face of America's trans fat...so...tell me what's going on with you? Please? Nancy...
Nancy Botwin: [not wanting to hurt her feelings] ...Celia...
Celia Hodes: Aren't we friends?
Nancy Botwin: I just wanna' go!
Celia Hodes: [disappointed] You can't even say it. You don't want to be my friend!
Nancy Botwin: [gestures toward Celia] Everything is not about you, Celia!

Nancy Botwin: [turns around totally shocked, yells] What the fuck are you doing??
Celia Hodes: [grabbing Nancy's hair again with a desparate look on her face] Be my friend!

Nancy Botwin: Oww!! Let go of my fucking hair...
Celia Hodes: Be my friend!!!
Nancy Botwin: [nearly frantic] Let go of my fucking hairrrr!
Celia Hodes: [just as frantic] Be my Goddamned motherfucking friendddd!!!!!
Nancy Botwin: Owwww!!![when Celia finally lets go, Nancy quickly gets to the front door] Your insane!
Celia Hodes: [lowering her voice as she repeats] Selfish! Selfish! Selfish!

Pam: [in the cheeriest voice imaginable] You two are just like sisters!

Season 2 / Episode 5: - Mrs. Botwin's Neighborhood

Silas Botwin: Why do you have a home pregnancy test?
Nancy Botwin: D-do you *want* me to kill you?

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