2x05 Mrs. Botwin's Neighborhood
First Aired: Sep. 11, 2006 on Showtime
Summary: Nancy must deal with Silas and Megan's pregnancy, as well as the surrounding Armenian mob's encroaching presence on the grow house. Isabel auditions for "Huskeroo," while Celia prepares for her election debate and tries in vain to get Nancy involved. Heylia prepares for her first date with…
Main Characters in this Episode
Silas Botwin: You don't wanna hear it.
Nancy Botwin: Oh, but I really do.
Silas Botwin: If I had to bet on it, I'd say it was three weeks ago in my room. Doggy style. When I pulled out the condom was gone. Megan has really strong muscles, must've sucked the thing right off.
Nancy Botwin: Ah-ahh. Stop, stop, stop.
Silas Botwin: You asked. You want to be the cool Mom.
Nancy Botwin: No. No, I don't. There are a million things in this world I want to be. 'Cool Mom,' nowhere on that list.
Silas Botwin: [Megan shows her the pregnancy test; positive] Well, I hope Grandma's on that list.
- Isabelle's uncredited hairstylist is played by John Paul DeJoria, co-founder and public face of John Paul Mitchell Systems.