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Claudia Donovan Quotes
 | Season 3 / Episode 13: - The Greatest Gift Claudia Donovan: [Hacks open the Warehouse door] Knock knock! |
 | Season 3 / Episode 9: - Shadows Claudia Donovan: What the frakk? |
 | Season 3 / Episode 6: - Don't Hate the Player Pete Lattimer: [as "Leena of the Eagle People" flies away] How does she get off the ground with those things? Claudia Donovan: They're wings. Pete Lattimer: Yeah, those probably help. |
 | Season 3 / Episode 3: - Love Sick Hugo Miller: [to Vanessa] We used to hang out in the Dark Vault, remember? You and me and Mary Jane... Artie Nielsen: We had an agent named Mary Jane? Claudia Donovan: Good God man, where are you from? |
 | Season 3 / Episode 2: - Trials Artie Nielsen: Claudia, I did not come here to spy on you. Not the way you think, anyway. Claudia Donovan: Oh sure. The good kind of spying, like "Here, have some flowers, and a puppy, and some spying." |
 | Season 3 / Episode 1: - The New Guy Claudia Donovan: New guy gets to fix the fish. |
| Season 3 / Episode 1: - The New Guy Claudia Donovan: Don't touch the bombs. |
| Season 3 / Episode 1: - The New Guy Claudia Donovan: Don't touch the bombs! Steve Jinks: Bombs? |
 | Season 2 / Episode 12: - Reset (2) Claudia Donovan: Are you going to die on us every year? Because that's really going to get old. Artie Nelson: I'm going to keep dying 'til it takes!... Or not! |
| Season 2 / Episode 12: - Reset (2) Claudia Donovan: Hiya Kelly. What's up? Dr. Kelly Hernandez: Claudia, you can't be here right now. I have work to do. [picks up a hatchet] Claudia Donovan: Hey, Kelly. Hey hey, woah, hold on a second. What are you doing? Dr. Kelly Hernandez: Chopping Pete up into little bits. Claudia Donovan: Uh-huh. And why? Dr. Kelly Hernandez: Because I love him. Claudia Donovan: And that's a beautiful way to express it, but, uh... Dr. Kelly Hernandez: Claudia, if you don't get out of my way, I'm going to have to kill you. Claudia Donovan: I'd really rather you just give me the axe. |
 | Season 2 / Episode 10: - When and Where Claudia Donovan: [after hearing the story of HG's daughter's murder] I imagine losing a child is the worst pain you can experience. H.G. Wells: No. What I did to those men, after I tracked them down? *That's* the worst pain you can experience. |
 | Season 2 / Episode 6: - Around the Bend Claudia Donovan: [Holding up a piece of paper] Do you want to talk about this? Artie Nielsen: This is why I said leave it alone! Claudia Donovan: Then maybe you shouldn't have put it on the computer! That's like me leaving a cake out with a note on it that says 'Not for Artie'. Artie Nielsen: [mumbles] That was one time, and I... Don't you have a boyfriend that you can be irritating instead of me? Claudia Donovan: He dumped me. Artie Nielsen: Oh, I didn't know. Do you want me to call him? Claudia Donovan: Artie, this is a list of ways to kill me. Artie Nielsen: They're not... [Artie takes the list from Claudia and quickly skims it] ALL killing you. There's other options here. Claudia Donovan: 'Erase her memory'? Artie Nielsen: That's comparatively humane. Claudia Donovan: 'Drop her in a non-English speaking country'? Artie Nielsen: See they're just trying to stall for time. They know you're gonna find your way back. Claudia Donovan: That doesn't make me feel any better! Artie Nielsen: Don't you think that there's a file like this on all of us? Don't you know there's one with my name on it? Claudia Donovan: And are you okay with that? |
 | Season 2 / Episode 1: - Time Will Tell Artie Nielsen: [rubs his head] What did you hit me with? Claudia Donovan: [kicks blunt wooden object away] Nothing. My hand. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 9: - Regrets Claudia Donovan: [Claudia, wearing Volta's uncontrollably magnetic Lab Coat without permission, is stuck to a steel beam] Claudia Donovan: Would it have killed you to put a warning label on this thing? Artie Nielsen: What, 'Only Put On In Case Of Stupid'? |
 | Season 1 / Episode 8: - Duped Claudia Donovan: "Iniquitous" means bad. Pete Lattimer: Thanks, Roget. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 5: - Elements Artie Nelson: No, no, no no, no! Claudia Donovan: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! Check! |
 | Season 1 / Episode 4: - Claudia Artie Nielsen: You're lucky I have an emergency travel kit. Claudia Donovan: Well, Serendipity *is* my stripper name... |
| Season 1 / Episode 4: - Claudia Claudia Donovan: Serendipity is my stripper name. |
 | Unknown Episode: Claudia Donovan: Knock, knock! |
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