Waking the Dead (UK) Quotes

Waking the Dead (UK)

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	Season 7 / Episode 11: - Pieta (1) Dr. Eve Lockhart: Her son, crucially, hadn't been circumcised. Detective Superintendent Peter Boyd: And he would have been? Dr. Eve Lockhart: Oh definitely. Local Muslim boys are circumcised at the age of eight - as soon as they can recite the Koran. Detective Superintendent Peter Boyd: [sarcastically] Hardly an incentive to learn, is it?
	Season 6 / Episode 9: - Double Bind (1) Dr. Eve Lockhart: If it doesn't work out, we could always send him to the dog-food factory like all the others. Detective Superintendent Peter Boyd: I'm all for helping starving dogs.
	Season 6 / Episode 5: - The Fall (1) Bailey: [on phone] I can't allocate man-hours to finding a small-time dealer just because some arsehole from London thinks it's top priority. Boyd: DI Bailey? Superintendent Arsehole from London. Top of the morning to you.
	Season 4 / Episode 11: - Shadowplay (1) DC: How did you lose your license? Dr. David Carney: Red lights DC: But that's three points Dr. David Carney: Not if you do it four times
	Season 4 / Episode 7: - Anger Management (1) Phil Brown: Go for a fag Mark Andrews: I don't smoke Phil Brown: It's a euphemism for piss off
	Season 4 / Episode 3: - False Flag (1) Det. Supt. Peter Boyd: What is it? Dr. Frankie Wharton: Well, I think it's a bomb. Det. Supt. Peter Boyd: Don't you think we should call the bomb squad? Dr. Frankie Wharton: We call the bomb squad, we won't have a crime scene left. Det. Supt. Peter Boyd: Are you sure it's a crime scene? Dr. Frankie Wharton: Well, he didn't fix a bomb to the bottom of the car and then die of boredom.
	Unknown Episode: DS Spencer Jordan: What car has a turtle for its emblem? Dr Grace Foley: A slow one!
	Unknown Episode: DS Spencer Jordan: The computer's full of hard-core. Det. Supt. Peter Boyd: That's why they call it a hard drive.
	Unknown Episode: Det. Supt. Peter Boyd: Thanks, Frankie, this thing's been costing me a fortune! Dr. Frankie Wharton: I get the pounds, you can keep the fifties!
	Unknown Episode: Dr. Frankie Wharton: I don't like the way the semen was left, though. Det. Supt. Peter Boyd: So how do you like your semen left, Frankie?
	Unknown Episode: Dr. Frankie Wharton: All right, Spence? DS Spencer Jordan: [he doesn't speak. He can't. He stares at her as tears begin to form in his eyes] Dr. Frankie Wharton: Who? DS Spencer Jordan: Mel
	Unknown Episode: DC: Frankie? Dr Grace Foley: No, it's Grace. Hi DC: Are you on your own? Dr Grace Foley: Yes... DC: [Mel opens the door and checks around before turning round and talking to Boyd] It's all clear [Mel walks out and the door swings open to show Boyd sat on the toilet seat] Det. Supt. Peter Boyd: Hi, Grace Dr Grace Foley: Hi, Boyd... Det. Supt. Peter Boyd: Who wrote that stuff about me on the walls? [he begins to walk past her] Excuse me. Dr Grace Foley: You haven't washed your hands.
	Unknown Episode: Dr. Nick Henderson: We've all had days like that, haven't we? You make one small mistake, and because of that you make a bigger one. You leave your wallet by the bed. Then you go up to get it. You trip over the rug, you break your leg. Next thing you know, you're in hospital with a fatal infection. Just because you forgot your wallet.
	Unknown Episode: Det. Supt. Peter Boyd: If you feel remotely threatened, you call it in. Stella: Yep. Det. Supt. Peter Boyd: Even if you feel the slightest bit uncomfortable, you call it in. Stella: Okay. [moves to get out of the car] Det. Supt. Peter Boyd: Stella. If he puts a hand on your leg, you - Stella: I've got it. Really.
	Unknown Episode: Det. Supt. Peter Boyd: He was depressed; what about suicide? Dr. Frankie Wharton: Yeah, but you wouldn't stick a nail through your own head, would you? Det. Supt. Peter Boyd: You might if you were very depressed.
	Unknown Episode: Det. Supt. Peter Boyd: You can make the right decision or the wrong decision. The right decision is to put down the weapon and give yourself up. The wrong decision is to shoot me and I sincerely hope you don't do that.
	Unknown Episode: Det. Supt. Peter Boyd: I fancied a woman once who worked in a deli. I knew all her hours. I even followed her home on the Tube. I suppose that was a sort of stalking thing. Dr Grace Foley: Did you chat her up? Det. Supt. Peter Boyd: Yeah. Dr Grace Foley: Oh, well, then you stopped being an observer, didn't you? Did you ask her out? Casually, so that you wouldn't lose face if she said no? Det. Supt. Peter Boyd: She did say no. It just made me want her all the more. I sent her flowers. I remember hanging around for hours. Ended up with a fridge full of dolcelatte and olives. Dr Grace Foley: But, you see, ultimately, you knew when no meant no. Det. Supt. Peter Boyd: No. Dr Grace Foley: Sorry? Det. Supt. Peter Boyd: I married her.
	Unknown Episode: Det. Supt. Peter Boyd: Have you ever surfed the net? Dr Grace Foley: No. Doesn't appeal to me. Det. Supt. Peter Boyd: It's unrestricted access to some of the strangest people on the planet. It's perfect for you.
	Unknown Episode: Det. Supt. Peter Boyd: I'll have to have a word with you, please. Jacqueline Wright: We're going to Longleat. Det. Supt. Peter Boyd: I'm afraid the lions will have to wait.
	Unknown Episode: DC: You're paranoid, Boyd. You should talk to Grace about it. Det. Supt. Peter Boyd: She hates me.
	Unknown Episode: Det. Supt. Peter Boyd: Okay, get the DNA and this file over to the PSNI and the Garda Síochána. Stella: The who? The what? Det. Supt. Peter Boyd: The Irish police forces. Stella: How do you spell Síochána? Det. Supt. Peter Boyd: With an S.
	Unknown Episode: Dr Grace Foley: So, we got a murder weapon - that's a breakthrough. Det. Supt. Peter Boyd: We got the French girl, too.
	Unknown Episode: Dr Grace Foley: Shut up, Spence. All you're worrying about is that Boyd's let you down. You put him on a pedestal and he's fallen off. DS Spencer Jordan: That's rubbish! Dr Grace Foley: No, it's textbook.
	Unknown Episode: Stella: [to a frightened witness] Look, we're not monsters, Sarah. Det. Supt. Peter Boyd: Speak for yourself!

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