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	Season 5 / Episode 5: - Limo vs Lambo Bam Margera: How the fuck do you have a six-pack at the age you are now? Billy Idol: Well, I don't know... Bam Margera: What's your diet? Billy Idol: Ahh At the moment I'm mainly in a Strawberry Haagen-Dazs and I drink Guinness. I love things like that. So I love it. Bam Margera: So Guinness and ice-cream is the diet to your six-pack? Billy Idol: [laughing] Yeah!
	Season 5 / Episode 4: - Metal Mulisha Bam's Uncle: I want to be in the Metal Mulisha. What do I gotta do? Bam Margera: Ask Deegan he's the boss. Bam's Uncle: What the hell is a Deegan? Bam Margera: He's right next to you!
	Season 5 / Episode 4: - Metal Mulisha Oderus: I didn't really know I was moving. I thought everything else was moving.
	Season 5 / Episode 4: - Metal Mulisha Member of GWAR: Are you into interspecies sex?
	Season 5 / Episode 4: - Metal Mulisha Himself - Bam's Crew: IOU one sweet ass monster truck!
	Season 5 / Episode 3: - Vito's Revenge Bam's Uncle: [rambling on] Mike Vallely: I don't even know what the fuck you're saying Vito! Let's go!
	Season 5 / Episode 3: - Vito's Revenge Tim Glomb: I hate to say it, but the five of us equal one Vallely, barely.
	Season 5 / Episode 2: - Ape's Surprise Bam's Mom: So where's my PT Cruiser? Himself - Bam's Crew: It's parked terrifically for PT.
	Season 5 / Episode 1: - Viva La Brazil Bam's Uncle: ...and the girls have little pineapples filled with beer. Bam's Crew: It's a coconut!
	Season 5 / Episode 1: - Viva La Brazil Himself - Bam's Crew: Hey Ape have you ever seen a Brazilian Zorse? [Crawls around on the floor]
	Season 4 / Episode 7: - Destination: Mexico Bam Margera: [on beach in Mexico] Yo Raab. What's this sweet beach remind you of? Bam's Crew: Delaware River, dude.
	Season 4 / Episode 7: - Destination: Mexico Bam Margera: [standing with Raab in Mexico facing the ocean] Raab, what's this remind you of man? Bam's Crew: The Delaware River dude
	Season 4 / Episode 6: - Winter Wonder-Bam Bam's Mom: Bam your friends made a whole snowman out of my car.
	Season 4 / Episode 6: - Winter Wonder-Bam Bam Margera: There not my friends.
	Season 4 / Episode 1: - The Eurotrip (1) Bam's Uncle: [At a castle in Germany] These guys copied off Disneyland. Bam Margera: What are you talking about? Bam's Uncle: They did! Bam Margera: What do they have here that they don't have here? Bam's Uncle: A lot of stuff, Bam. Bam Margera: What? Bam's Uncle: A Monorail.
	Season 4 / Episode 1: - The Eurotrip (1) Bam Margera: Basically, I tried to be a hot-ass and climb an Alp in the middle of the night with a Ferrari during a blizzard.
	Season 3 / Episode 8: - Bamiature Golf Bam Margera: I thought of new hole. Bam's Crew: What? Bam Margera: My foot up Rabb's asshole!
	Season 3 / Episode 7: - Mall of Bam Bam Margera: [when Mall of America was closing] Going to a hotel would take too long. We need to sleep now.
	Season 3 / Episode 6: - Angry Ape Bam's Mom: Go ahead... hit me with the mustard. Bam's Uncle: [throws mustard at her] I told you it was gonna happen. Bam's Uncle: [april hits vito] Yo! Bam's Uncle: [bam pours water over april's head] Aahhahaha I Love It!
	Season 3 / Episode 5: - Mutiny on the Bam Bam's Uncle: [to Bam] I thought you died. I was happy.
	Season 3 / Episode 4: - Rockstars Bam Margera: You fatboys need proper rock training. Bam's Dad: I got the Elvis shit, Bam. I don't need rock training. Bam Margera: You're too fat to be Elvis. Bam's Dad: He got chubby! Bam Margera: Yeah, he got chubby- you're fullblown FAT!
	Season 3 / Episode 4: - Rockstars Bam Margera: You Fatboys need rock star training. Bam's Dad: Bam, I got the Elvis sh*t. I don't need training. Bam Margera: Nah, you're too fat to be Elvis. Bam's Dad: He got chubby! Bam Margera: Yeah, he got chubby- You're full blown fat!
	Season 3 / Episode 4: - Rockstars Bam Margera: [after Phil makes Bam turn off the Jukebox] What a boner killer. Bam's Dad: That's not a boner killer.
	Season 3 / Episode 3: - Fort Knoxville Bam Margera: Vito, you're borderline fat.
	Season 3 / Episode 3: - Fort Knoxville Bam Margera: What should we do to to them? Brandon Dicamillo: To get back at them? I don't know. Take 'em out and buy 'em ice cream and a CD or something.
	Season 3 / Episode 3: - Fort Knoxville Bam Margera: What should we do to them? Brandon Dicamillo: To get back at them? I don't know. Take 'em out and buy 'em ice cream and a CD or something.
	Season 3 / Episode 3: - Fort Knoxville Johnny Knoxville: [after seeing the marquee with Johnny Knoxville's Phone number] Ha ha ha! Why did I know that was going to happen?
	Season 3 / Episode 3: - Fort Knoxville Bam Margera: [after Knoxville's 'Sudsen Death' prank] How do I pay him back for this? Brandon Dicamillo: [loving the prank] How do you pay him back? With an ice cream and a CD.
	Season 3 / Episode 2: - Uncivil War Bam's Uncle: There were no Jeeps in the Civil War! This doesn't make any sense! Bam Margera: We're from the future!
	Season 3 / Episode 2: - Uncivil War Bam Margera: Ya just don't get it, Vito, do ya? Bam's Uncle: No! I don't get it! It's crazy! Bam Margera: Ya just don't get it, Vito. Ya just don't get it.

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