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Bam Margera Quotes

	Season 5 / Episode 5: - Limo vs Lambo Bam Margera: How the fuck do you have a six-pack at the age you are now? Billy Idol: Well, I don't know... Bam Margera: What's your diet? Billy Idol: Ahh At the moment I'm mainly in a Strawberry Haagen-Dazs and I drink Guinness. I love things like that. So I love it. Bam Margera: So Guinness and ice-cream is the diet to your six-pack? Billy Idol: [laughing] Yeah!
	Season 5 / Episode 4: - Metal Mulisha Bam's Uncle: I want to be in the Metal Mulisha. What do I gotta do? Bam Margera: Ask Deegan he's the boss. Bam's Uncle: What the hell is a Deegan? Bam Margera: He's right next to you!
	Season 4 / Episode 7: - Destination: Mexico Bam Margera: [on beach in Mexico] Yo Raab. What's this sweet beach remind you of? Bam's Crew: Delaware River, dude.
	Season 4 / Episode 7: - Destination: Mexico Bam Margera: [standing with Raab in Mexico facing the ocean] Raab, what's this remind you of man? Bam's Crew: The Delaware River dude
	Season 4 / Episode 6: - Winter Wonder-Bam Bam Margera: There not my friends.
	Season 4 / Episode 1: - The Eurotrip (1) Bam's Uncle: [At a castle in Germany] These guys copied off Disneyland. Bam Margera: What are you talking about? Bam's Uncle: They did! Bam Margera: What do they have here that they don't have here? Bam's Uncle: A lot of stuff, Bam. Bam Margera: What? Bam's Uncle: A Monorail.
	Season 4 / Episode 1: - The Eurotrip (1) Bam Margera: Basically, I tried to be a hot-ass and climb an Alp in the middle of the night with a Ferrari during a blizzard.
	Season 3 / Episode 8: - Bamiature Golf Bam Margera: I thought of new hole. Bam's Crew: What? Bam Margera: My foot up Rabb's asshole!
	Season 3 / Episode 7: - Mall of Bam Bam Margera: [when Mall of America was closing] Going to a hotel would take too long. We need to sleep now.
	Season 3 / Episode 4: - Rockstars Bam Margera: You fatboys need proper rock training. Bam's Dad: I got the Elvis shit, Bam. I don't need rock training. Bam Margera: You're too fat to be Elvis. Bam's Dad: He got chubby! Bam Margera: Yeah, he got chubby- you're fullblown FAT!
	Season 3 / Episode 4: - Rockstars Bam Margera: You Fatboys need rock star training. Bam's Dad: Bam, I got the Elvis sh*t. I don't need training. Bam Margera: Nah, you're too fat to be Elvis. Bam's Dad: He got chubby! Bam Margera: Yeah, he got chubby- You're full blown fat!
	Season 3 / Episode 4: - Rockstars Bam Margera: [after Phil makes Bam turn off the Jukebox] What a boner killer. Bam's Dad: That's not a boner killer.
	Season 3 / Episode 3: - Fort Knoxville Bam Margera: Vito, you're borderline fat.
	Season 3 / Episode 3: - Fort Knoxville Bam Margera: What should we do to to them? Brandon Dicamillo: To get back at them? I don't know. Take 'em out and buy 'em ice cream and a CD or something.
	Season 3 / Episode 3: - Fort Knoxville Bam Margera: What should we do to them? Brandon Dicamillo: To get back at them? I don't know. Take 'em out and buy 'em ice cream and a CD or something.
	Season 3 / Episode 3: - Fort Knoxville Bam Margera: [after Knoxville's 'Sudsen Death' prank] How do I pay him back for this? Brandon Dicamillo: [loving the prank] How do you pay him back? With an ice cream and a CD.
	Season 3 / Episode 2: - Uncivil War Bam's Uncle: There were no Jeeps in the Civil War! This doesn't make any sense! Bam Margera: We're from the future!
	Season 3 / Episode 2: - Uncivil War Bam Margera: Ya just don't get it, Vito, do ya? Bam's Uncle: No! I don't get it! It's crazy! Bam Margera: Ya just don't get it, Vito. Ya just don't get it.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Demo Derby Bam Margera: Vito's finally number one but he's driving a car full of number two!
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Demo Derby Bam's Crew: It aint gonna happen. Bam Margera: Wanna bet, ass-whipe?
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - Community Disservice Bam Margera: [preparing to plant trees at a retirement home] These trees and these old people have one thing in common - they're both going in the ground soon!
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - Community Disservice Bam's Dad: We went to the skatepark and gave away all your clothes to the kids. Bam Margera: You're too FAT to give away clothes!
	Season 2 / Episode 5: - Mardi Gras (2) Bam Margera: Hey Vito! I'm going skating! Bam's Uncle: How can you skate? You don't have nuts!
	Season 2 / Episode 5: - Mardi Gras (2) Bucky Lasek: Are we gonna see Girls Gone Totally Wild? Bam Margera: We're gonna see Girls Gone Apeshit!
	Season 2 / Episode 4: - Mardi Gras (1) Bam Margera: Well, we took a turn to Skatopia, so we might not make it to Mardi Gras, but at least we're pissing Vito off!
	Season 2 / Episode 2: - Dating Don Vito Bam Margera: This is where the montage starts.
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - Castle Bam Bam Margera: We're packin' up all out s**t, and we're bailin' out.
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - Castle Bam Bam Margera: Now, we're bailin' out to the new house.
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - Castle Bam Bam Margera: This isn't Disney World. You're in Bam World now.
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - Castle Bam Bam's Mom: You know, you're lucky that you're my kid. Bam Margera: Why? Bam's Mom: Because if you weren't my kid, I would kill you.

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