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Tori Vega Quotes
 | Season 4 / Episode 11: - The Slap Fight Jade West: Did you not finish the main prop for our movie? [everyone start babbling in each other's mouths] Tori Vega: It's not my fault! Jade West: Then whose fault is it? Tori Vega: Mine! |
| Season 4 / Episode 11: - The Slap Fight Tori Vega: Yo, yo, yo! Whattayaknow? Sinjin Van Cleef: [muttering] Oh my God. |
 | Season 4 / Episode 10: - Brain Squeezers Tori Vega: Why are you cleaning my locker...? Robbie Shapiro: 'Cause we're friends, and... and I want everything to be nice! Just, uh... just gonna "make it shine"! |
| Season 4 / Episode 10: - Brain Squeezers Beck Oliver: Wow. I guess people are pretty desperate to be on a game show. Tori Vega: I guess, but... Huh. I see through your little plan. Beck Oliver: What's my plan? Tori Vega: Oh, you know... To play it all cool, then act like you don't care about being on my "Brain Squeezers" team, just to mess with my head and make me *wanna* ask you to be on it. Beck Oliver: You know what, that's really insulting. [pauses] Can I be on your team? |
 | Season 4 / Episode 9: - The Bad Roommate Jade West: So why were you sleeping on the stairs? Tori Vega: 'Cause Andre stayed over at my house last night and played the piano until four in the morning, so I didn't get any s... [Jade walks away] I wasn't done talking! Jade West: I was done listening. |
 | Season 4 / Episode 8: - Robbie Sells Rex Robbie Shapiro: Hey. Hi, girls. Tori Vega: Hi. Cat Valentine: Hi, Robbie! Robbie Shapiro: I CAN'T TALK! [walks past them] Andre Harris: Hey, Rob! [they bump into each other] Robbie Shapiro: I DON'T KNOW! [continues to walk away] |
| Season 4 / Episode 8: - Robbie Sells Rex Andre Harris: You guys worried about Robbie? Tori Vega: Totally! Cat Valentine: Yeah, he called me in the middle of the night last night and just yelled: "What do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?" Tori Vega: And what d'you say? Cat Valentine: I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know! |
 | Season 4 / Episode 7: - One Thousand Berry Balls Andre Harris: Lookin' for somethin'? Hm? Tori Vega: Yes! Why...? Do you have it? Andre Harris: You mean, do I have it right here in this pocket. Tori Vega: Yeah! Do you? Andre Harris: Nah, I'm just messin' with you. I don't even know what you're talkin' about. |
| Season 4 / Episode 7: - One Thousand Berry Balls Mr. Mooney: What's happening? Tori Vega: Uh... I... Andre Harris: She's cryin'! |
 | Season 4 / Episode 6: - Tori Fixes Beck & Jade Beck Oliver: I think I've learned something about myself. Tori Vega: That you're ungrateful to your friend who tried to fix you up with a cute girl? Beck Oliver: No. I just think I like to date a girl who, you know, fights back. Tori Vega: You... Beck Oliver: I mean, a girl who's got strong opinions. You know? And a big mouth. Tori Vega: Why? Beck Oliver: 'Cause it's not easy. Easy's boring. |
 | Season 4 / Episode 3: - Opposite Date Tori Vega: Wait! So neither of you are coming with us tomorrow night to the museum of large bones? Robbie Shapiro: Nope. Andre Harris: Enjoy the bone! |
| Season 4 / Episode 3: - Opposite Date Cat Valentine: So I can tell people you're going out with Beck? Tori Vega: We're not going out! Cat Valentine: Oh. So you're staying in with him? |
 | Season 3 / Episode 9: - How Trina Got In Tori Vega: Well, hello. Cat Valentine: [courtseying] Well, hello, if you please. Tori Vega: Are you a good witch? Or a sandwich? Cat Valentine: Who me? Well, I'm neither a witch nor a snack. You're talking some crazy chizz. |
| Season 3 / Episode 9: - How Trina Got In Jade West: The witch sneers at Dorothy... then exits. Cat Valentine: Oh, my. She spoke her stage directions. What am I supposed to do now? Tori Vega: Well, you are in a restroom. You could... wazz. |
 | Season 3 / Episode 8: - Driving Tori Crazy Tori Vega: [to Beck in the play] So, Tommy... How's school today? Beck Oliver: I'm Carter. Andre Harris: I'm Tommy! |
| Season 3 / Episode 8: - Driving Tori Crazy Mr. Sikowitz: And now, Tanner... This is for you. [brings in a box of trash] Tanner: My... my go kart! Mr. Sikowitz: Sorry. At night, your parent's driveway looks a lot like... mine. Now, here you go... Scooch along, here is the door. Drive safely! [shows him out] Tori Vega: Wait! You really ran over that boy's go kart? Mr. Sikowitz: Three times. [Tori looks horrified] I thought it was a raccoon! |
| Unknown Episode: Cat Valentine: What scene were you doing? Tori Vega: It's for a role in a movie about a teenager who's parents send her to a home for troubled girls. Cat Valentine: Oh. One time my brother went to a home for troubled girls. Tori Vega: Why? Cat Valentine: To meet troubled girls. Mr. Sikowitz: You know, bus stations are good for that. |
 | Season 2 / Episode 11: - Jade Gets Crushed Cat Valentine: Why did you make them leave? Mr. Sikowitz: I don't know. They never talk. Tori Vega: Yeah... They just sit there and... react. |
| Season 2 / Episode 11: - Jade Gets Crushed Tori Vega: What time is it? Robbie Shapiro: [checking his pear pod] Uh... Almost 3 am. Andre Harris: And what time do we have to check into the parade? Mr. Sikowitz: 7 am. Robbie Shapiro: Which means we have to be there in... [checks his pear pod again] Hey, let me do it over again... Uh... Andre Harris: [into his ear] FOUR HOURS! Robbie Shapiro: Four hours... |
 | Season 2 / Episode 10: - Tori Tortures Trina Tori Vega: Where did you get those standees of Cat? Robbie Shapiro: Well, I just... brought them from home... Tori Vega: Why do you have... Robbie Shapiro: I'm a tutor, and I don't like to talk about things I do at my house! Tori Vega: Sorry... Robbie Shapiro: Okay, remember everything we went over? Tori Vega: I think so. Robbie Shapiro: Good. Now, if you can do this last exercise in under thirty seconds, you should be able to pass your exam, no prob. Tori Vega: Does Cat know you have these? Robbie Shapiro: No, and don't tell her! |
 | Season 2 / Episode 9: - Who Did It to Trina Mr. Sikowitz: So, what's this play about? Tori Vega: Um... I'm not even sure. Robbie Shapiro: Uh... It's about an artist who faces a major life crisis. Mr. Sikowitz: Ah. Well, all the plays here are top nudge. Robbie Shapiro: Uh... Notch. Mr. Sikowitz: I say nudge. |
 | Season 2 / Episode 8: - Helen Back Again Robbie Shapiro: Why did you cast Trina as the lead girl? Tori Vega: I didn't want to! You know my Cuddly Cathy doll who I love and I've had since I was five years old? [Robbie and Andre talk at once] Robbie Shapiro: No, you never mentioned it. Andre Harris: No, I don't know what you're talkin' about. Tori Vega: Oh... Well, Trina kidnapped her and wouldn't give her back, unless... Robbie Shapiro: Unless you gave Trina the lead. Tori Vega: Yep. Andre Harris: That is jacked up. Robbie Shapiro: Yeah, but... don't you think you're a little old to be playing with dolls? Rex: Right? Robbie Shapiro: I know! [Tori and Andre exchange looks, simply gobsmacked] |
| Season 1 / Episode 19: - Beck Falls for Tori Tori Vega: I am a police officer! Would you like some raisin bran? |
| Season 1 / Episode 19: - Beck Falls for Tori Mr. Sikowitz: I spy a fly with my little thigh! Tori Vega: [with a thick New Jersey accent] Thigh? |
| Season 1 / Episode 19: - Beck Falls for Tori Tori Vega: I am a police officer. Would you like to join me in some raisin bran? Cat Valentine: [imitating Jerry Seinfeld] What's the deal with Raisin Bran? Is it Raisins? Is it Bran? I wanna know! Robbie Shapiro: Ladies, please. It's not about the Raisins- or the Bran!... it's about the future and living your dreams, and there go the legs. |
| Season 1 / Episode 19: - Beck Falls for Tori Mr. Sikowitz: André, what do you have in store for Toro? Tori Vega: Did you just call me Toro? Mr. Sikowitz: Maybe. Tori Vega: It's Tori. Mr. Sikowitz: I know, but I do love that fatty tuna. |
| Season 1 / Episode 19: - Beck Falls for Tori Andre Harris: Ok, Tori's character will be a cop who wears way too much red lipstick and is obsessed with Raisin Bran. Tori Vega: Where did you come up with that? Andre Harris: [giggling] Well, see I had a dream last night and this lady cop was all like, hehe... she was all like, heh... then I was like... [serious] I just thought of it. |
| Season 1 / Episode 19: - Beck Falls for Tori Tori Vega: Jade will be an innocent farm girl from Alabama who's always super sweet and nice and never gets upset about anything. Jade West: I'd rather slam my tongue in a car door. |
| Season 1 / Episode 19: - Beck Falls for Tori Tori Vega: [in a thick New Jersey accent] Why don't you stop invading my personal space, and have a little of this raisin bran? Beck Oliver: [in a thick Cockney accent] I'm game, so pop a dabble in me mouth. Jade West: [in a fake southern accent] Well. Aren't you havin' a fun time eatin' raisin brain together? Jade West: Just be careful now, Mr. British Man. 'Cause who knows what terrible things could happen if that continues. |
| Season 1 / Episode 19: - Beck Falls for Tori Beck Oliver: [in a thick Cockney accent] Have you ever seen a carnivorious wilderbeast rubbing up fat Dan Schneider, while conversing with... Tori Vega: [interrupting him] I am a police officer! Beck Oliver: Iguffuff. |
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