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Beck Oliver Quotes
 | Season 4 / Episode 11: - The Slap Fight Tilda: And an important thing to remember is that all movie directors have different styles of filming a movie. Cat Valentine: Action! Tilda: What? Cat Valentine: That's what they say when they make movies. Beck Oliver: We're not making a movie right now. Cat Valentine: Cut! |
| Season 4 / Episode 11: - The Slap Fight Sinjin Van Cleef: Look, I just wanna say you guys make me sick. Beck Oliver: Why? Sinjin Van Cleef: 'Cause you're all great looking, and talented, and popular. I mean, you guys star in every play at this school. And you sing all the songs. And you do all the talking in class... You guys have it all! And you're really worried about which one of you has the most followers? Yeah, feel ashamed, 'cause you should feel ashamed. |
| Season 4 / Episode 11: - The Slap Fight Jade West: Okay, there is no way Trina Vega has more followers than... [looks at Trina's Slap page] Oh my God, she has more followers than I do. Andre Harris: Where are you goin'? Jade West: To get more followers! [slams the door] Beck Oliver: Jade, it's not important how many... I gotta get more followers. |
 | Season 4 / Episode 10: - Brain Squeezers Beck Oliver: Wow. I guess people are pretty desperate to be on a game show. Tori Vega: I guess, but... Huh. I see through your little plan. Beck Oliver: What's my plan? Tori Vega: Oh, you know... To play it all cool, then act like you don't care about being on my "Brain Squeezers" team, just to mess with my head and make me *wanna* ask you to be on it. Beck Oliver: You know what, that's really insulting. [pauses] Can I be on your team? |
 | Season 4 / Episode 8: - Robbie Sells Rex Beck Oliver: You guys talking about Robbie selling Rex? Tori Vega, Andre Harris: Yeah. Jade West: I can't imagine Robbie without Rex. It's like Sikowitz without his clown pants, or Tori without that stupid monster purse. |
 | Season 4 / Episode 7: - One Thousand Berry Balls Beck Oliver: I thought you told Robbie you didn't wanna be his date tonight. Cat Valentine: So? That doesn't make it okay for him to bring another girl. Jade West: So you don't wanna be Robbie's date. Beck Oliver: And you don't want Robbie to bring another date. Cat Valentine: Yes! Thank you! |
 | Season 4 / Episode 6: - Tori Fixes Beck & Jade Beck Oliver: I've missed you. Jade West: So what are you gonna do about it? [Beck pauses, then kisses her] |
| Season 4 / Episode 6: - Tori Fixes Beck & Jade Meredith: So, who's your favorite teacher in this whole school? Beck Oliver: Easy. Sikowitz. Meredith: Yeah, he's my fave too! Beck Oliver: [sarcastically] I'm shocked. |
| Season 4 / Episode 6: - Tori Fixes Beck & Jade Beck Oliver: I think I've learned something about myself. Tori Vega: That you're ungrateful to your friend who tried to fix you up with a cute girl? Beck Oliver: No. I just think I like to date a girl who, you know, fights back. Tori Vega: You... Beck Oliver: I mean, a girl who's got strong opinions. You know? And a big mouth. Tori Vega: Why? Beck Oliver: 'Cause it's not easy. Easy's boring. |
 | Season 4 / Episode 4: - Three Girls and a Moose Robbie Shapiro: Well, look who it is. The rehearsal skippers. Beck Oliver: Did you think of that one in the shower? Robbie Shapiro: No, it was a bubble bath. |
 | Season 3 / Episode 8: - Driving Tori Crazy Mr. Sikowitz: You see, every time I cast a new play, you get your panties in a pretzel. So this time, you people will choose your own roles! [holds a box of paper slips in front of Andre] Andre, pick a role. Andre Harris: [picks a card] "Tommy, ten year old identical twin brother of Carter." Mr. Sikowitz: [goes over to Beck] Beck, pick a role. Beck Oliver: [picks a card] "Carter, ten year old identical twin brother of Tommy." I guess we're twins. Andre Harris: Then Mama's got some explaining to do. |
| Season 3 / Episode 8: - Driving Tori Crazy Beck Oliver: Well. I'm not thrilled about the urine in my car. But I liked your song, so I'm okay with it. [walks off] |
| Season 3 / Episode 8: - Driving Tori Crazy Tori Vega: [to Beck in the play] So, Tommy... How's school today? Beck Oliver: I'm Carter. Andre Harris: I'm Tommy! |
| Unknown Episode: Beck Oliver: You bit my lip! Trina Vega: I tried to bite both. |
 | Season 3 / Episode 6: - Tori & Jade's Playdate Cat Valentine: I'm so sorry about your guitar, and your lamb, and your table... Mr. Gibbons: That's alright, it's not your fault. Cat Valentine: But... Jade West: Cat, Mr. Gibbons isn't mad at us, because he knows the EARTHQUAKE caused this damage. Beck Oliver: Yeah. We can only blame the earth! Robbie Shapiro: And its quaking! |
| Unknown Episode: Beck Oliver: You woke me up! Mr. Sikowitz: Oh, sorry, Beck. Certainly wouldn't keep you awake during my class! Beck Oliver: Thanks, you're the best! [goes back to sleep] |
| Unknown Episode: Beck Oliver: Mr. Robbie Shapiro. Robbie Shapiro: Hey, Beck. Beck Oliver: Let's talk Secret Santa. Robbie Shapiro: You're my Secret Santa? Beck Oliver: Merry Christmas, Rob. [he gives a sign, and a pretty girl comes from behind] Robbie Shapiro: You bought me a girl? [claps his hands excitedly] |
| Unknown Episode: Beck Oliver: You know how you used to talk about that bully, the one who used to beat you up when you were seven? Robbie Shapiro: Yeah, Christie Vakaris. And I hated that beefy little witch, and her mean face! Beck Oliver: And you said you'd kill for just one chance to tell her off. Robbie Shapiro: Yeah? Beck Oliver: Robbie... Christie Vakaris! [presents her] Robbie Shapiro: You found her...? You're Christie? Christie Vakaris: So, you wanna tell me off? Robbie Shapiro: Well... I did. But now you're hot! |
| Unknown Episode: Robbie Shapiro: I'm not paying three dollars for a coffee! [Beck gives him money] Woah, this will pay for coffee and scaunes! Beck Oliver: Scones. Robbie Shapiro: Maybe in Canada. |
| Season 1 / Episode 19: - Beck Falls for Tori Beck Oliver: Cat will play a 1980's stand-up comedienne who's very annoying. Cat Valentine: I wanna be an unicorn. Beck Oliver: You can't. Cat Valentine: Phooey. |
| Season 1 / Episode 19: - Beck Falls for Tori Tori Vega: [in a thick New Jersey accent] Why don't you stop invading my personal space, and have a little of this raisin bran? Beck Oliver: [in a thick Cockney accent] I'm game, so pop a dabble in me mouth. Jade West: [in a fake southern accent] Well. Aren't you havin' a fun time eatin' raisin brain together? Jade West: Just be careful now, Mr. British Man. 'Cause who knows what terrible things could happen if that continues. |
| Season 1 / Episode 19: - Beck Falls for Tori Beck Oliver: [in a thick Cockney accent] Have you ever seen a carnivorious wilderbeast rubbing up fat Dan Schneider, while conversing with... Tori Vega: [interrupting him] I am a police officer! Beck Oliver: Iguffuff. |
| Season 1 / Episode 19: - Beck Falls for Tori Beck Oliver: Hey, what time is it? Tori Vega: [in a thick New Jersey accent] Aaah! Aaaaah! You broke character! You lost! I am a police officer, and I am Victorious! Enjoy some raisin bran, you freakish brit! [pours a box of raisin bran on his head as he laughs] This is Officer Pedesto, code three! [imitates police siren, then runs out the apartment door] |
| Season 1 / Episode 18: - A Film by Dale Squires Tori Vega: Beck. Beck Oliver: Yeah? Tori Vega: Let me have you on the couch. Jade West: [warning tone] Girl. Tori Vega: For the shot. |
| Season 1 / Episode 15: - The Diddly-Bops Cat Valentine: Hi, kids! Tori Vega: Apparently, we're The Diddly-Bops. Andre Harris: And we're here to sing you a special song... Robbie Shapiro: ...all about your favorite foods. Kid: Sing about dinosaurs. Beck Oliver: [Cheerfully] Nooooo! |
| Season 1 / Episode 14: - Rex Dies Mr. Sikowitz: Okay everyone, we have 20 minutes before our play begins. Where is my coconut milk? Beck Oliver: You're drinking it. Mr. Sikowitz: So am I. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 13: - Freak the Freak Out Haley Ferguson: [Two girls flirt with Beck and Andre] First time here? Beck Oliver: Umm, yeah. Haley Ferguson: If you get nervous, I'll hold your hand. Cat Valentine: I get nervous when my brother eats things that aren't food. Seriously, I think he ate my charm bracelet. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 10: - The Great Ping Pong Scam Beck Oliver: Well, they did my hair and make-up, and then the costume designer came into my dressing room... Jade West: [interrupting with suspicion] Wait, the costume designer was in your dressing room? Beck Oliver: Uh-huh. Jade West: Was she cute? Beck Oliver: *He* was adorable. |
| Season 1 / Episode 10: - The Great Ping Pong Scam Beck Oliver: Where are you going? Jade West: Anywhere else. Jade West: Okay, let's do this... and that's for you. |
| Season 1 / Episode 8: - Cat's New Boyfriend Jade West: We, we gotta get out of here! Tori Vega: Yeah! Thank you, Catherine obvious! Trina Vega: What? Tori Vega: I said thank you Catherine obvious. Robbie Shapiro: Did she say Catherine Obvious? Andre Harris: It's captain obvious. Tori Vega: Huh? Jade West: The expression is "Thank you CAPTAIN obvious". Tori Vega: It's not Catherine? Trina Vega: No... Beck Oliver: Who would Catherine be? Tori Vega: CATHERINE COULD BE A CAPTAIN! |
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