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Andre Harris Quotes
 | Season 4 / Episode 13: - Victori-Yes Posey: I thought you didn't like tomato juice. Andre Harris: Yeah, but maybe if I drink enough of it, it'll kill me. |
| Season 4 / Episode 11: - The Slap Fight Jade West: Okay, there is no way Trina Vega has more followers than... [looks at Trina's Slap page] Oh my God, she has more followers than I do. Andre Harris: Where are you goin'? Jade West: To get more followers! [slams the door] Beck Oliver: Jade, it's not important how many... I gotta get more followers. |
| Season 4 / Episode 11: - The Slap Fight Andre Harris: Where are *you* goin'? Robbie Shapiro: For a... walk in the sunshine! Cat Valentine: Oh, I'll come with you, I love sunshines! Andre Harris: Hey, are you guys just goin' to get more followers? Robbie Shapiro: No...! Cat Valentine: Yes, that's right! [Cat and Robbie leave the room] |
 | Season 4 / Episode 10: - Brain Squeezers Andre Harris: Cat, how long are you gonna wait on hold? Cat Valentine: I don't mind waiting, I swear. I love every song they're playing. [Robbie takes her phone to look at it] Robbie Shapiro: You're not even on the phone, you're listening to music from your playlist! |
 | Season 4 / Episode 8: - Robbie Sells Rex Robbie Shapiro: Hey. Hi, girls. Tori Vega: Hi. Cat Valentine: Hi, Robbie! Robbie Shapiro: I CAN'T TALK! [walks past them] Andre Harris: Hey, Rob! [they bump into each other] Robbie Shapiro: I DON'T KNOW! [continues to walk away] |
| Season 4 / Episode 8: - Robbie Sells Rex Andre Harris: You guys worried about Robbie? Tori Vega: Totally! Cat Valentine: Yeah, he called me in the middle of the night last night and just yelled: "What do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?" Tori Vega: And what d'you say? Cat Valentine: I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know! |
 | Season 4 / Episode 7: - One Thousand Berry Balls Andre Harris: Lookin' for somethin'? Hm? Tori Vega: Yes! Why...? Do you have it? Andre Harris: You mean, do I have it right here in this pocket. Tori Vega: Yeah! Do you? Andre Harris: Nah, I'm just messin' with you. I don't even know what you're talkin' about. |
| Season 4 / Episode 7: - One Thousand Berry Balls Mr. Mooney: What's happening? Tori Vega: Uh... I... Andre Harris: She's cryin'! |
 | Season 4 / Episode 3: - Opposite Date Robbie Shapiro: [after some kids destroyed Andre's phone with a sling shot] Well! Now you do need a new PearPad. Andre Harris: What kind of video should we make? Robbie Shapiro: I'm not sure yet, but check the weather. A brainstorm's coming! |
| Season 4 / Episode 3: - Opposite Date Tori Vega: Wait! So neither of you are coming with us tomorrow night to the museum of large bones? Robbie Shapiro: Nope. Andre Harris: Enjoy the bone! |
 | Season 3 / Episode 8: - Driving Tori Crazy Mr. Sikowitz: You see, every time I cast a new play, you get your panties in a pretzel. So this time, you people will choose your own roles! [holds a box of paper slips in front of Andre] Andre, pick a role. Andre Harris: [picks a card] "Tommy, ten year old identical twin brother of Carter." Mr. Sikowitz: [goes over to Beck] Beck, pick a role. Beck Oliver: [picks a card] "Carter, ten year old identical twin brother of Tommy." I guess we're twins. Andre Harris: Then Mama's got some explaining to do. |
| Season 3 / Episode 8: - Driving Tori Crazy Tori Vega: [to Beck in the play] So, Tommy... How's school today? Beck Oliver: I'm Carter. Andre Harris: I'm Tommy! |
| Unknown Episode: Andre Harris: I've always gotten A's in music. How does a person go from an A to a D? Jade West: It happened to me in the eighth grade. |
| Unknown Episode: Cat Valentine: Hey, Andre! Christmas beef? Andre Harris: Yeah, sure. [takes one] Wait. Who made it? Cat Valentine: My brother. Andre Harris: M-mm. No, no thank you. Cat Valentine: Why not? Andre Harris: 'Cause last month, I ate his Thanksgiving sausage, and I'm still a mess. |
 | Season 2 / Episode 11: - Jade Gets Crushed Tori Vega: What time is it? Robbie Shapiro: [checking his pear pod] Uh... Almost 3 am. Andre Harris: And what time do we have to check into the parade? Mr. Sikowitz: 7 am. Robbie Shapiro: Which means we have to be there in... [checks his pear pod again] Hey, let me do it over again... Uh... Andre Harris: [into his ear] FOUR HOURS! Robbie Shapiro: Four hours... |
 | Season 2 / Episode 10: - Tori Tortures Trina Jade West: What'd you think? [Andre keeps staring at her, unable to speak. Jade smiles] You like that? Andre Harris: Mm-hm... |
 | Season 2 / Episode 8: - Helen Back Again Robbie Shapiro: Why did you cast Trina as the lead girl? Tori Vega: I didn't want to! You know my Cuddly Cathy doll who I love and I've had since I was five years old? [Robbie and Andre talk at once] Robbie Shapiro: No, you never mentioned it. Andre Harris: No, I don't know what you're talkin' about. Tori Vega: Oh... Well, Trina kidnapped her and wouldn't give her back, unless... Robbie Shapiro: Unless you gave Trina the lead. Tori Vega: Yep. Andre Harris: That is jacked up. Robbie Shapiro: Yeah, but... don't you think you're a little old to be playing with dolls? Rex: Right? Robbie Shapiro: I know! [Tori and Andre exchange looks, simply gobsmacked] |
| Season 1 / Episode 19: - Beck Falls for Tori Andre Harris: Ok, Tori's character will be a cop who wears way too much red lipstick and is obsessed with Raisin Bran. Tori Vega: Where did you come up with that? Andre Harris: [giggling] Well, see I had a dream last night and this lady cop was all like, hehe... she was all like, heh... then I was like... [serious] I just thought of it. |
| Season 1 / Episode 18: - A Film by Dale Squires Andre Harris: So what's the plan? Tori Vega: I don't know. You're smart, she's mean. [pointing to Jade] Come up with something. |
| Season 1 / Episode 18: - A Film by Dale Squires Cat Valentine: She's so strong. Andre Harris: Dale gave us credit. Jade West: Even I feel bad. Tori Vega: We should do something. Cat Valentine: Waffles? Tori Vega: I like waffles. Jade West: Waffles are good. Andre Harris: I know a place. Tori Vega: Off we go. |
| Season 1 / Episode 18: - A Film by Dale Squires Dale Squires: Thank you so much. Tori Vega: He's taking all the credit! Andre Harris: I can't believe this. Dale Squires: Yes! Cat Valentine: [holding ice to her face] My face still hurts. |
| Season 1 / Episode 18: - A Film by Dale Squires Jade West: 2 million views in one day. Andre Harris: And Dale Squires is taking all the credit. Jade West: And he keeps deleting all my very creative negative comments. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 16: - Wok Star Tori Vega: Okay, my fortune says... [opens her cookie] "He that is not right is often never wrong," What? Andre Harris: Alright, mine says... [opens his] "Help! I am being held in a Chinese cookie factory!" Okay that is pretty good. |
| Season 1 / Episode 15: - The Diddly-Bops Andre Harris: [singing and playing piano] My grandpa has a nose and my grandma has a nose. Everyone you know has a nose, nose, nose. Jade West: My grandfather's nose was blown off in the war, so that song is a filthy lie. |
| Season 1 / Episode 15: - The Diddly-Bops Cat Valentine: Hi, kids! Tori Vega: Apparently, we're The Diddly-Bops. Andre Harris: And we're here to sing you a special song... Robbie Shapiro: ...all about your favorite foods. Kid: Sing about dinosaurs. Beck Oliver: [Cheerfully] Nooooo! |
 | Season 1 / Episode 10: - The Great Ping Pong Scam Andre Harris: Do you what's great about movies? Tori Vega: Uhh... Andre Harris: The musical score. Because, whenever stuff happens, you always hear the perfect musical score. See, tater pops make me happy, so... |
| Season 1 / Episode 8: - Cat's New Boyfriend Jade West: We, we gotta get out of here! Tori Vega: Yeah! Thank you, Catherine obvious! Trina Vega: What? Tori Vega: I said thank you Catherine obvious. Robbie Shapiro: Did she say Catherine Obvious? Andre Harris: It's captain obvious. Tori Vega: Huh? Jade West: The expression is "Thank you CAPTAIN obvious". Tori Vega: It's not Catherine? Trina Vega: No... Beck Oliver: Who would Catherine be? Tori Vega: CATHERINE COULD BE A CAPTAIN! |
| Season 1 / Episode 8: - Cat's New Boyfriend Jade West: Hey... [patting Beck's side] hey, your fish tank. Beck Oliver: Oh, yeah. I forgot about my fish tank. Rex: Wait, we're gonna drink fish water? Andre Harris: It beats dying of thirst. Jade West: When was the last time you cleaned it? Beck Oliver: You're supposed to clean it? |
 | Season 1 / Episode 4: - The Birthweek Song Robbie Shapiro: We're gonna go get some iced coffee. Andre Harris: I thought caffeine makes you vibrate. Robbie Shapiro: Sometimes it's nice. |
| Season 1 / Episode 4: - The Birthweek Song Andre Harris: I'll help you. Just tell me some of your favorite things about Trina. Andre Harris: I said tell me some... Tori Vega: I heard ya. |
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