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Kristen Bell
Kristen graduated from New York University's prestigious Tisch School of the Arts, where she studied ...

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Veronica Mars Quotes

	Season 3 / Episode 18: - I Know What You'll Do Next Summer Veronica Mars: [answering phone] Mars Investigations, Detective Mars speaking.
	Season 3 / Episode 18: - I Know What You'll Do Next Summer Veronica Mars: A girl, a teenager and a private detective. I'm a tripple threat. Barely fits on my business card.
	Season 3 / Episode 17: - Debasement Tapes Veronica Mars: [while watching a movie] I can't believe this is a class Wallace Fennel: Hey, without film studies, how we know a movies made?
	Season 3 / Episode 17: - Debasement Tapes Veronica Mars: [pointing at the computer screen] What's that? Desmond Fellows: Did she try to draw herself? Veronica Mars: It's a chinese character.
	Season 3 / Episode 17: - Debasement Tapes Veronica Mars: What are you taking pills for? Desmond Fellows: You know, life.
	Season 3 / Episode 10: - Show Me the Monkey Veronica Mars: Someone was doe-eyed, tongue-tied, and dare I say twitterpated.
	Season 3 / Episode 10: - Show Me the Monkey Veronica Mars: [discussing rats showing up at Bronson's house] Like, in a tiny van with a sob story about needing a place to crash?
	Season 3 / Episode 10: - Show Me the Monkey Veronica Mars: We're talking monkey? As in... Cindy 'Mac' Mackenzie: Touch my.
	Season 3 / Episode 10: - Show Me the Monkey Veronica Mars: You should hire someone to do this. Keith Mars: You're lucky I'm not a farmer, you'd be out plowing a field.
	Season 3 / Episode 10: - Show Me the Monkey Professor McGregor: The only way to conclusively prove test results is through an autopsy. Veronica Mars: So that monkey good life includes a blindfold and a last smoke?
	Season 3 / Episode 10: - Show Me the Monkey Veronica Mars: According to the PHAT website, we should stay away from fur, obviously, down, leather. Cindy 'Mac' Mackenzie: The one day I feel like wearing a leather miniskirt! Veronica Mars: If it ever had a face or a parent, you can't wear it. Cindy 'Mac' Mackenzie: So my mollusk shoes are cool?
	Season 3 / Episode 9: - Spit & Eggs Veronica Mars: Do your own thing at the party, but if you see a girl who looks out of it, sneak up to her drink, dip the coaster in, see if it turns red. If it does, the drink is dosed. Wallace Fennel: And if you see a really cute girl and you want to dance with her? Veronica Mars: Dance. Just know that your libido caused some girl to get raped. Wallace Fennel: That kinda takes the fun out of it. Veronica Mars: Hey, it's your life. Wallace Fennel: Since when? Veronica Mars: See? You give me a hard time, I'm less enthusiastic about giving you the little "thanks for helping" presents I made for everybody this afternoon. Congratulations. You're all twenty-one.
	Season 3 / Episode 9: - Spit & Eggs Veronica Mars: Hey Bonnie. Where's your boyfriend tonight? Bonnie Capistrano: Do you see a ring? Dick Casablancas: Hey Veronica. Where's your boyfriend tonight? Oh wait, I'm so sorry. You don't have one anymore. Bummer.
	Season 3 / Episode 9: - Spit & Eggs Cindy 'Mac' Mackenzie: Are you freaking kidding me? The Pi Sig mega apocalypse? Hump the furniture, party back to the Stone Age, 50 keg bacchanalia? Veronica Mars: Sounds fun, right? Cindy 'Mac' Mackenzie: Will they let me in? I think all the glitter has come off my "porn star" tube top.
	Season 3 / Episode 9: - Spit & Eggs Veronica Mars: Howdy boys. Anyone up for going to a Pi Sig blowout? Beer and ladies and music and other stuff guys like, I'm sure. Fast cars, loose slots, electronic gadgetry, televised sports, pornography. Nothing? None of this grabs you?
	Season 3 / Episode 9: - Spit & Eggs Veronica Mars: Great job, Dick. I'm sure you won that debate. Logan Echolls: Well he's a master debater.
	Season 3 / Episode 9: - Spit & Eggs Keith Mars: Soup? You know how I feel about soup. It's a side dish. Veronica Mars: There's a meat loaf in the oven. Keith Mars: Now we're talking.
	Season 3 / Episode 9: - Spit & Eggs Veronica Mars: Going somewhere? Keith Mars: Oh, very good number one daughter. You might make a detective yet.
	Season 3 / Episode 9: - Spit & Eggs Veronica Mars: I'm not looking for a pity party. Wallace Fennel: That's good, cause I always get stuck blowing up the pity balloons.
	Season 3 / Episode 8: - Lord of the Pi's Veronica Mars: Worst. Easter Egg Hunt. Ever.
	Season 3 / Episode 8: - Lord of the Pi's Veronica Mars: [Keith and Veronica break into a mansion] This is just like that time we went to Disney Land.
	Season 3 / Episode 8: - Lord of the Pi's Fern: Why are you following me around? Veronica Mars: Fulfilling my gym requirement. Yoga had a written final.
	Season 3 / Episode 8: - Lord of the Pi's Veronica Mars: The incredible inedible egg.
	Season 3 / Episode 8: - Lord of the Pi's Veronica Mars: The park is closed. The walrus out front should have told you. Keith Mars: Honey, stealthy, remember? Veronica Mars: Right! Sorry
	Season 3 / Episode 7: - Of Vice and Men Veronica Mars: We'll get help. We'll call the sheriff. Meryl: You mean the moron? Veronica Mars: He's a well-armed moron.
	Season 3 / Episode 7: - Of Vice and Men Meryl: Look, I was just thinking. Sully told me that in his physics class, they're working with lasers. So, what if Sully accidentally discovered some new technology, you know, like some kind of laser cannon that could assassinate people from space or something? He could be running from, I don't know, sinister forces! Veronica Mars: Have you ever heard of Occam's razor, Meryl? Meryl: Is that a space laser? Has it already been invented?
	Season 3 / Episode 7: - Of Vice and Men Veronica Mars: So you didn't really send that picture message to my dad, did you? Vinnie Van Lowe: Well if I did it was a miracle, the phone didn't have a camera in it.
	Season 3 / Episode 7: - Of Vice and Men Stosh 'Piz' Piznarski: There's a girl in my bed. Veronica Mars: Yeah buddy! [Piz looks at Veronica expecting an explanation] . It took a double shot of night time cold medicine to get her down, it also stopped her sniffling. She's pretty worked up about her boyfriend. Stosh 'Piz' Piznarski: Understandable, but, um, where am I sleeping? Veronica Mars: Well if you play your cards right... the floor.
	Season 3 / Episode 7: - Of Vice and Men Veronica Mars: I dig the outfit, is that from Dolce and Gabbana's study buddy collection?
	Season 3 / Episode 7: - Of Vice and Men Veronica Mars: Look, Dad. Do what you gotta do, OK? I've seen too much working here to ever be surprised again. Keith Mars: I know you Veronica, you're not that jaded. Veronica Mars: I didn't use to be. I had this one shining example, that gave me some faith.

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