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	Unknown Episode: Garcos: Where are the other two? KC: It's bad. Really bad. Chapel: Now, don't exaggerate. They'll walk again. KC: Yeah, with canes. Chapel: It'll make them look debonair.
	Unknown Episode: Chapel: Hey, c'mon, you haven't lived until you've had a horse tranquilizer.
	Unknown Episode: Chapel: Somewhere along the line, your values took a tumble. What did it? Drugs? Hookers? Free tickets to the Ice Capades?
	Unknown Episode: KC: I'm going straight to Hell. Chapel: Maybe just to heck.
	Unknown Episode: Joseph Budnick: So what are you, some kind of cop? Chapel: I'm just a guy who gets up every morning. I look around and I see people like you, and it makes me kind of sick. You all look the same, you're all greedy, full of yourselves, and I wonder if there's a big dome someplace where they grow you.
	Unknown Episode: Chapel: I'm going to need that favor. It's kind of karmic the way it keeps circling around and coming back to you. Tim Scanlan: Does anybody ever understand what the hell you're talking about?
	Unknown Episode: Theresa Greco: So, you help me out of all this, and all I owe you is a million dollars? Chapel: Sorta like that. Theresa Greco: Do you take food stamps? Chapel: No. But I have a prudent buyer's plan. Theresa Greco: Which is? Chapel: Some day you owe me a favor. Theresa Greco: A million dollars or a favor. Yeah, well, I saw that movie and I'm really flattered... Chapel: That's not what I meant.
	Unknown Episode: Theresa Greco: What did you need it for? Chapel: You can use those to pick locks. Theresa Greco: Where'd you learn that? Chapel: My mom. She was very handy.
	Unknown Episode: Chapel: Don't worry about that. It'll be okay in a couple of months. It's amazing what they can do with plastic nowadays.
	Unknown Episode: Chapel: I walked into a bar one time, and I bumped into a guy. He pulled a gun on me. And I said, "Hey, I'm sorry." And he said, "You know, if you let one person bump you, pretty soon everyone's going to start bumping you." Theresa Greco: So what happened? Chapel: Well, he has a new shoulder now. It's amazing what they can do with plastic. Anyway, my point is that some kids don't know how to play with others, so you just... KC: ...have to give them a new shoulder. Chapel: Well, yeah, there you go.
	Unknown Episode: Gifford Marshall: This is an official IRS investigation. What's your name? Chapel: I'm Gumby, dammit.
	Unknown Episode: Chapel: Women. For a guy like me, it's always gonna end at some incinerator, holding a piece of footwear.
	Unknown Episode: Colonel: Have you ever been beaten half to death by wooden rakes? Mr. Chapel: I sat through "The English Patient" once.
	Unknown Episode: J.J.: You're going to hit me, aren't you? Chapel: Yep. J.J.: Why? Chapel: Well, when I was a kid, I lost a toy pony and I'm still mad.
	Unknown Episode: Dr. Alan Walker: [upon finding Mr. Chapel in his home] How'd you get in here? Mr. Chapel: Magic.
	Unknown Episode: Mr. Chapel: I've been taking a look at some of your files here. You put away a lot of bad guys. Your father worked for Hoover. Did those guys wear dresses back then, like they say, or was that like optional? Dr. Alan Walker: Don't talk about my father! Mr. Chapel: I know; you looked up to him, which is funny, because all he ever did was his job. Never wrote any bestsellers, and never went on any talk shows. He sure as heck never met Tom Hanks. Anyway, I got a proposal for you. What do you think about Pauly Shore, as you, to put a different spin on things? I mean, let's face it; life right now, isn't very important. It's the movie that's gotta be great. And Pauly brings in the kids. Anyway, mull it over. Give me a call. You're gonna be really famous, just like I promised. So famous you won't believe it.
	Unknown Episode: Dr. Alan Walker: [consulting with his team at FBI Headquarters as Mr. Chapel and KC observe via secret video surveillance] Eleven crime techs, five analysts, three so-called investigators, and nobody - NOBODY! - CAN FIND ANY EVIDENCE THAT THIS MAN WAS IN MY HOUSE? HE WASN'T EVEN WEARING GLOVES! HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN HOW TO TAKE FINGERPRINTS? Agent Stuart Brownsteen: We found oils; we know he touched things, but there were no prints. It was like, I don't know, he didn't have any!
	Unknown Episode: Dr. Alan Walker: All right, listen up, here's what we have so far: an organized offender, someone skilled and experienced in violence. But he would never use a gun, oh no, THAT wouldn't be personal enough! A dark sense of humor, with roots in personal tragedy, a stressor that set him upon his current path; a searing personal loss that has cut him off from all personal ties. He needs to control his emotions and his environment, yet requires complete freedom. So he seeks familiarity by staying in a hotel chain, the same one wherever he goes. I've already contacted - KC Griffin: [to Mr. Chapel, while Walker continues speaking] Good guess, huh? Dr. Alan Walker: - local law enforcement, and made this search a top-level priority. I've got local units spearheading a door-to-door search of every chain, hotel and motel, within the city limits. They have our composite, so I want a tactical unit ready to roll on their signal. Any questions? KC Griffin: Uhh, Mr. Chapel? That "door-to-door search" is at OUR door. I don't remember this part of the plan. Mr. Chapel: That's 'cause it's not. KC Griffin: [shocked] What? Mr. Chapel: This guy is good. Police Officer #1: [knocking on their motel room door] Police! Open up! [knocking continues] Mr. Chapel: He's VERY good.
	Unknown Episode: Mr. Chapel: You oughtta have that mole looked at. KC Griffin: [letting go of the shower curtain, revealing she is fully dressed from the shoulders down] It's a freckle.
	Unknown Episode: KC: What's wrong with you? Chapel: Plenty. We live in a world, you and I, where people can kill someone and get a book deal out of it because they hire the right lawyer, or they get an acting teacher who teaches them how to cry on camera. KC: You think you can change all that? Chapel: Well, maybe not, but I don't have to tolerate it.
	Unknown Episode: Chapel: You know that show, "Touched by an Angel"? Well, this ain't it.
	Unknown Episode: KC: You hate me, don't you? Chapel: No, but my love can take strange forms.
	Unknown Episode: KC: Where did you get a million dollars? Chapel: Paper route.
	Unknown Episode: Chapel: Those Gideons make a very effective product, don't they? And they're free - what's up with that? What do they do, sneak into hotel rooms at night? Have you ever met a Gideon? I guess not.
	Unknown Episode: Chapel: In a world of chaos, wrinkle-free pants keep you sane.
	Unknown Episode: Chapel: What do I want? I want to go back in time and stop John from meeting Yoko.
	Unknown Episode: KC: Quick question. Chapel: Yeah? KC: Are you Satan? Chapel: No. KC: Just checking.
	Unknown Episode: KC: IRS, phone company, sewer inspector... that's just to get the chicks, right? Chapel: Works every time.
	Unknown Episode: Chapel: If you try that again, I'll break every bone in your body, one per second. That's 206 seconds, maybe seven, give or take a bone.
	Unknown Episode: Schiller: Are you out of your freakin' mind? Chapel: Anything's possible.

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