Colby

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Amy Poehler
Amy Poehler was first involved with sketch comedy when she joined the group My Mother's Flea Bag when ...

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Colby Quotes

Unknown Episode:

Adair: Forget cyborgs. What about some more money for my cloning experiments?
Antoine: What cloning experiments?
Adair: The cloning experiments of your momma.

Colby: Antoine, it's true. Adair cloned your momma. He has her working down in the Inner Sanctum kitchen. Speaking of which, here comes lunch.

Antoine: Why did you make a clone of my mother?
Adair: You're the one always speaking so highly of her.
Antoine: You need to leave my mother alone!
Adair: That's not what your momma was saying last night.
Colby: It's true, Antoine. Last night, your momma said she'd be honored to have her DNA spread throughout society. She's a real credit to the cause.
Trotter: Thank you, Ping-Pong. Just, uh, put the rest of the sandwiches over there by the distipulator.
Antoine: You named my mother Ping-Pong?
Adair: Yeah, cause your momma has knees like ping-pong balls. When she walks, they're like, "ping, pong." Anyway, it's better than what Trotter named his Antoine momma clones that he has working on his car!
Trotter: Look, Beepo, Porkchop, and Potbelly have nothing to do with this conversation.

Unknown Episode:

Colby: Entertainment is a weapon! And weapons... have become entertainment!

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