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Played by:   Matt Besser

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Unknown Episode: Adair: Forget cyborgs. What about some more money for my cloning experiments? Antoine: What cloning experiments? Adair: The cloning experiments of your momma. Colby: Antoine, it's true. Adair cloned your momma. He has her working down in the Inner Sanctum kitchen. Speaking of which, here comes lunch. Antoine: Why did you make a clone of my mother? Adair: You're the one always speaking so highly of her. Antoine: You need to leave my mother alone! Adair: That's not what your momma was saying last night. Colby: It's true, Antoine. Last night, your momma said she'd be honored to have her DNA spread throughout society. She's a real credit to the cause. Trotter: Thank you, Ping-Pong. Just, uh, put the rest of the sandwiches over there by the distipulator. Antoine: You named my mother Ping-Pong? Adair: Yeah, cause your momma has knees like ping-pong balls. When she walks, they're like, "ping, pong." Anyway, it's better than what Trotter named his Antoine momma clones that he has working on his car! Trotter: Look, Beepo, Porkchop, and Potbelly have nothing to do with this conversation.

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