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 | Season 1 / Episode 2: - Aftermath Tara: [as Alice] What is it? Kate: Just having a weird day. Tara: Well, snap yourself out of it. We're here to have a nice dinner. Kate: I don't wanna have a nice dinner. Tara: Kate, I know you aren't fond of me, but I'm concerned about your development as a young woman, just like your mother Tara. You're promiscuous. You aren't guarding your flower. Kate: What do you want Alice? Tara: I want to let you know that even though I deeply disapprove of the way you carry yourself. Me and your mother love you very much. Kate: [scoffs] Yeah? Tara: Yes. She wants you to know she didn't mean to over react about those pills you brought home. She just doesn't want you being intimate at your age. Because she had you at 19 and that was quite a hardship. Kate: I'm not a hardship, I'm awesome. Tara: Your a graceless ingrate, ha. Kate: You mean a slut? A girl who likes boys, who lets boys know she likes them? A girl who orgasm's, who moans and moans and screams in ecstasy? A girl who sucks and fucks, a girl with absolutely no back-door shyness? Tara: That's it! I'm going to wash your mouth out with soap. Kate: Ha ha! You've got to be kidding me. Tara: Try me. |
| Season 1 / Episode 2: - Aftermath Kate: I'm not a hardship. I'm awesome. Tara: You're a graceless ingrate. Kate: You mean a SLUT? A girl who likes boys? Who lets boys know she likes them? A girl who ORGASMS, and moans, and moans and screams in ecstasy? A girl who SUCKS and FUCKS? A girl with absolutely NO backdoor shyness? |
| Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Max: Is Mom here? Marshall: Yeah. I mean Mom's here... but, I'm just not sure of Mom's "here". |
| Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Kate: Nice whale-tale. Tara: [as 'T'] Quit hating. You wish you had all this. |
| Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Tara: [as 'T'] Dude, I have been digging around in your closet for an hour and I can't fuckin' get to Narnia. |
| Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Tara: We're fully laminated. Kate: This is why I love you the best of all the alters! Tara: Drugs not hugs. |
| Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Tara: I love that gloss on you, makes you look porno. |
| Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Tara: Am I high? Marshall: Maybe a little bit. |
| Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Tara: Pudding is good... ing. |
| Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Tara: I hate you for not fucking me! |
| Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Tara: Listen, I want to thank you for being such a strong, supportive kid. I'm lucky. Marshall: We're lucky, Mom. Because of you, we get to be interesting. Tara: Do you like being interesting? Marshall: I love it! |
| Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Tara: Kate! I did not raise you to let boys who wear pigtails push you around. Benjamin Lambert: These are samurai knots! Kate: Mom, we're fine. We're having a dialogue about our relationship Tara: We? Honey, this Power Puff Boy does not warrant a collective pronoun. Benjamin Lambert: Is this the bitch character or something? Make her turn it off. |
| Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Max: Buck, don't smoke in here. Tara: [as Buck] I only smoke when I party. Max: This isn't a party. Tara: [as Buck] Says you. |
| Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Max: Wrap up those M.O.T.s - "muffins of triumph". |
| Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Tara: [as Buck] These taste homo-made. |
| Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Max: Looks like someone forgot their pants. Tara: i like to think of it as remembering my ass. |
| Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Benjamin Lambert: Ow! Mrs. Gregor, stop! I can't hit you! Tara: [as Buck] What's this "Mrs. Gregor" bullshit? I'm Buck and I will fuck you sideways! |
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