Rachel Lindquist

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Monica Keena
Monica Keena was born in New Jersey on May 28, 1979, to Bill and Mary Keena and was little sister to ...

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Rachel Lindquist Quotes

	Season 1 / Episode 9: - So You Have a Boyfriend Rachel Lindquist: [gives advice to Steven about Lizzie] All women are crazy. That's why I don't have any friends that are girls. Because they're crazy! Marshall Nesbitt: Don't say that, because some girls are really great. Rachel Lindquist: You are gonna be in hell. Marshall Nesbitt: Maybe you like hell, right? Steven Karp: [Lizzie approaches] Actually, guys, be quiet, because she's actually . . . here she comes. Rachel Lindquist: I've lived with her for one day, and I can already tell she's crazy. Have you seen her screensaver? It's a picture of her boyfriend's head. Marshall Nesbitt: And one day, it's gonna be a picture of Steven's head. Rachel Lindquist: I think it could be my head.
	Unknown Episode: Rachel Lindquist: Have you ever dumped anyone? Marshall Nesbitt: Almost. But we never actually, like, went out, or talked, or anything.
	Unknown Episode: Rachel Lindquist: Yeah. See, these remedies are natural, from the earth. Ron Garner: Like that time I ate grass like a dog and puked.
	Unknown Episode: Rachel Lindquist: He doesn't need to go to a doctor, he's getting better. Ron Garner: No, he's not. He looks terrible. He looks like death. I almost buried him this morning. Rachel Lindquist: That's because his body is releasing all the toxins. Ron Garner: He needs a doctor. And not a witch doctor covered in mud, a real doctor with pills and a tongue depressor. Rachel Lindquist: Doctors don't know anything. My uncle's stomach hurt once, so doctors took out his kidney, and it turned out there was nothing wrong with it, and now he has to go through life with no kidney. Ron Garner: No, because you're born with two kidneys, you moron.
	Unknown Episode: Rachel Lindquist: [Rachel has just discovered Marshall's new Japanese girlfriend, who doesn't speak English] She's got the boobs of a six-year-old and she's like, dumb. Lloyd Haythe: I don't think a dumb girl is necessarily wrong for him. Ron Garner: She's not dumb, she just seems dumb 'cause she's foreign. Ha! Like you, Lloyd. Lloyd Haythe: I'm going to hurt you when you least expect it.

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