Ugly Betty Quotes

Ugly Betty

- Episode Quotes

Fun Facts:

	Season 3 / Episode 7: - Crush'd Wilhelmina Slater: Sorry, I sometimes blackmail people when I'm nervous.
	Season 3 / Episode 6: - Ugly Berry Wilhelmina Slater: Do you have some kind of death wish?
	Season 3 / Episode 4: - Betty Suarez Land Giovanni 'Gio' Rossi: You always do this to me. Right when I think I'm out you pull me right back in. Betty Suarez: Well you know what, Gio? When this is all done you can get back into your 'meaty, cheese van' and drive as far away from 'Betty Suarez Town' as you want. Giovanni 'Gio' Rossi: ...'Suarez Land'.
	Season 3 / Episode 4: - Betty Suarez Land Betty Suarez: Okay! I do not live in 'Betty Suarez Land'... Giovanni 'Gio' Rossi: Oh, yes, you do! '25 Teddy Bear Lane, Betty Suarez Land, USA'. And if you'd step out of it for one minute you'd realize that it takes two to make a relationship and I am not interested. Betty Suarez: Well, why not? Giovanni 'Gio' Rossi: Because you broke my heart!
	Season 3 / Episode 3: - Crimes of Fashion Amanda Tanen: [on phone] If I can't pay my bill, then I can't pay my rent, and if I can't pay my rent, then how will you send me my bill? See, this is actually all for you!
	Season 3 / Episode 2: - Filing for the Enemy Wilhelmina Slater: I still own 1/3 of this company! Claire Meade: No! Your unborn child own 1/3 of this company. Wilhelmina Slater: [to Daniel and Alexis] You are going to regret this! I promise you! Claire Meade: Don't you ever threaten my family, Wilhelmina! Claire Meade: [menacingly] You have no idea the lengths I will go to protect my children!
	Season 3 / Episode 2: - Filing for the Enemy Daniel Meade: So, do you want to come back? Betty Suarez: Well, only if I can keep the raise Wilhelmina gave me. Daniel Meade: [mildly amused] Boy, you sure know how to capitalize on leverage, don't you?
	Season 3 / Episode 2: - Filing for the Enemy Wilhelmina Slater: Look at us! Two women of color out for a fancy lunch in the town! Isn't this fun, girlfriend? Betty Suarez: [laughs nervously] I guess. Wilhelmina Slater: And that blouse is heaven! Where did you get? I love it! Betty Suarez: No you don't! Wilhelmina Slater: No, I don't. It's hideous, like driving through Ohio.
	Season 3 / Episode 2: - Filing for the Enemy Betty Suarez: Can you believe it? My first day here and I helped sell. Marc St. James: Did you flip your wig? I told you to be invisible. Betty Suarez: She asked me a question, and I was helpful. Marc St. James: Don't you get it? Wilhelmina doesn't need help. You never outshine the Queen. Betty Suarez: Yeah, well, she landed a major advertiser, and, by the way, Wilhelmina totally smiled at me. Marc St. James: She wasn't smiling... she was showing her teeth. Wilhelmina Slater: Betty! In my office, now.
	Season 3 / Episode 1: - The Manhattan Project Kimmie: How did you like that, Ugly Betty!
	Season 2 / Episode 18: - Jump Wilhelmina Slater: [to Daniel] You're no longer Editor-In-Chief at Mode. I am!
	Season 2 / Episode 18: - Jump Naomi Campbell: Don't worry, darling, I'll wield this bat with love.
	Season 2 / Episode 18: - Jump Kimmie Keegan: He means you, Betty.
	Season 2 / Episode 18: - Jump Naomi Campbell: [holding a baseball bat] Not now darling, I'm playing cricket.
	Season 2 / Episode 17: - The Kids Are Alright Gio: You frenched me, Suarez. You frenched me good.
	Season 2 / Episode 17: - The Kids Are Alright Marc St. James: I'm here, I'm queer and I'm eating you pastries.
	Season 2 / Episode 17: - The Kids Are Alright Wilhelmina Slater: Am I smiling, I can't tell? Marc St. James: I think you are.
	Season 2 / Episode 17: - The Kids Are Alright Marc St. James: [to Wilhelmina Slater]. You are a horror movie I wish would never end.
	Season 2 / Episode 17: - The Kids Are Alright Alexis Meade: [talking about Wilhelmina Slater] She's nothing more than a Chanel-suit with an office.
	Season 2 / Episode 17: - The Kids Are Alright Gio: I don't want to be the rebound guy...I want to be The Guy.
	Season 2 / Episode 17: - The Kids Are Alright Betty Suarez: My trophy speaks with a Mexican accent? Giovanni 'Gio' Rossi: All trophies do!
	Season 2 / Episode 17: - The Kids Are Alright Giovanni 'Gio' Rossi: So, the principal turns to her and says 'Betty Suarez, you're expelled!' Antonella: No way! Justin Suarez: Badass! Betty Suarez: No, it is not badass to be expelled from school so don't go getting any ideas. Giovanni 'Gio' Rossi: [hugging his sister Antonella] Too late, you're officially a bad influence.
	Season 2 / Episode 17: - The Kids Are Alright Amanda Tanen: Betty, we are so glad you finally found a rebound guy. You and Henry? Marc St. James: Mismaaatch! One time, I saw him changing his shirt in the bathroom, and I wasn't staring, and I definitely did not take a picture, but for a nerd accountant? He has body kar-ate [shows Amanda a picture on his phone] Amanda Tanen: Ooo. But Gio smells like salami. Marc St. James: And he's perfect for you!!
	Season 2 / Episode 17: - The Kids Are Alright Amanda Tanen: Betty, Gio loves you! Marc St. James: And that's a direct quote from a stall in the men's room.
	Season 2 / Episode 17: - The Kids Are Alright Giovanni 'Gio' Rossi: Oh, I see, you get your kiss and now you're blowing me off.
	Season 2 / Episode 16: - Betty's Baby Bump Betty Suarez: What? Something to say? Charlie: No, I think my water just broke.
	Season 2 / Episode 15: - Burning Questions Christian Siriano: The House of Siriano has arrived. Worship me bitches.
	Season 2 / Episode 14: - Twenty-Four Candles Gio: Sorry, not quite the birthday you imagined, huh? Betty Suarez: It's my own fault. I had this stupid fantasy, fireworks, epic romance... like Romeo and Juliet. Gio: Ah! you know those two ended up dead in a tomb, right? Betty Suarez: Yeah... But I don't like thinking about that part. Gio: Fantasies are fun but you live in reality. It's not perfect but that doesn't mean it can't be pretty good. Betty Suarez: I know. I know. And I'm lucky... except for the part where Henry's leaving me after his baby is born.
	Season 2 / Episode 14: - Twenty-Four Candles Betty Suarez: Whoa! Gio! Your hair! Gio: Summer's coming, gotta let the head breathe.
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - A Thousand Words by Friday Giovanni 'Gio' Rossi: So, did you hear? Phil Roth is in the house! Betty Suarez: Oh! You know who Philip Roth is? Author of 'Portnoy's Complaint', 'Goodbye, Columbus'... Giovanni 'Gio' Rossi: ...'American pastoral', yeah. Not everyone who makes sandwiches is a lunk.

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