Marc St. James

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Marc St. James Quotes

	Season 3 / Episode 2: - Filing for the Enemy Betty Suarez: Can you believe it? My first day here and I helped sell. Marc St. James: Did you flip your wig? I told you to be invisible. Betty Suarez: She asked me a question, and I was helpful. Marc St. James: Don't you get it? Wilhelmina doesn't need help. You never outshine the Queen. Betty Suarez: Yeah, well, she landed a major advertiser, and, by the way, Wilhelmina totally smiled at me. Marc St. James: She wasn't smiling... she was showing her teeth. Wilhelmina Slater: Betty! In my office, now.
	Season 2 / Episode 17: - The Kids Are Alright Marc St. James: I'm here, I'm queer and I'm eating you pastries.
	Season 2 / Episode 17: - The Kids Are Alright Wilhelmina Slater: Am I smiling, I can't tell? Marc St. James: I think you are.
	Season 2 / Episode 17: - The Kids Are Alright Marc St. James: [to Wilhelmina Slater]. You are a horror movie I wish would never end.
	Season 2 / Episode 17: - The Kids Are Alright Amanda Tanen: Betty, we are so glad you finally found a rebound guy. You and Henry? Marc St. James: Mismaaatch! One time, I saw him changing his shirt in the bathroom, and I wasn't staring, and I definitely did not take a picture, but for a nerd accountant? He has body kar-ate [shows Amanda a picture on his phone] Amanda Tanen: Ooo. But Gio smells like salami. Marc St. James: And he's perfect for you!!
	Season 2 / Episode 17: - The Kids Are Alright Amanda Tanen: Betty, Gio loves you! Marc St. James: And that's a direct quote from a stall in the men's room.
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - Bananas for Betty Wilhelmina Slater: Why aren't they working? Marc St. James: Willy, a word. It's not that anyone minds being abused, it's just that they thought and I don't know where they got this that they are being paid to be abused.
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - Bananas for Betty Marc St. James: Well, then we change your image. Come on, it's the media age, we can do it over night .Britney Spears shaves something or shows something or shows something shaved and it's around the world in seconds. Trust me, lady, I can make you Mother Teresa with better boobs.
	Season 2 / Episode 5: - A League of Their Own Cliff: Maybe we could grab a beer before? Marc St. James: Sure, if by 'beer' you mean 'Appletini'.
	Season 2 / Episode 5: - A League of Their Own Marc St. James: What is it girl? Someone fell down a well? Amanda Tanen: Betty... internet dating... must mock...
	Season 2 / Episode 5: - A League of Their Own Marc St. James: What, you think he's out of my league? He's a nine, I'm an eight. Amanda Tanen: He's a ten, you're a six. Marc St. James: You're a bitch, I'm a seven!
	Season 2 / Episode 4: - Grin and Bear It Marc St. James: We're doomed! Doooooomed!
	Season 2 / Episode 3: - Betty's Wait Problem Marc St. James: You've got to out-Lohan Lohan. You've got to out-Britney Britney.
	Season 2 / Episode 2: - Family/Affair Marc St. James: This is embarrassing! AJ, you were assigned number six on Shakira's rider; read that to me! A.J.: Uh. One box of bendy straws? Marc St. James: UH HUH! BENDY STRAWS! Now, let's take a look at what you brought back. Okay, so I'm Shakira and I would like to take a drink. So I take a straw, and I put it in my cup. And - oh, but what's this? It doesn't bend? I don't understand! How am I suppose to drink? Like this? This isn't comfortable! I can't drink like this! Am I some kind of animal? NO! YO SOY SHAKIRA! And I will not be holding my drink down under my chin, like some savage, if I'm thirsty!
	Season 1 / Episode 21: - Secretaries Day Marc St. James: Middle Ages is gonna be duh-licious. It's gonna be Britney shaving her head all over again! Amanda Tanen: Oh, that was fun. But then it got sad. Marc St. James: No, but then it got fun again! Amanda Tanen: Promise you won't say anything to anyone? Marc St. James: I swear on the abs of Mark Wahlberg. Amanda Tanen: Wow, you are serious. Marc St. James: Shut the front door! Your acting reel? Bring it! Marc St. James: That was hi... wait for it... larious!
	Season 1 / Episode 19: - Punch Out Wilhelmina Slater: I thought there was a gag order against him. Marc St. James: It should be. A red hat with his skin tone? I am gagging.
	Season 1 / Episode 18: - Don't Ask, Don't Tell Marc St. James: Why don't you open your eyes and look at your own "swishy" son.
	Season 1 / Episode 18: - Don't Ask, Don't Tell Betty Suarez: Marc, are these really the answers that are going to convince your mother you're straight? Marc St. James: Uh, straight guys-mystic tan. Hello, Tom Cruise.
	Season 1 / Episode 18: - Don't Ask, Don't Tell Wilhelmina Slater: Seems like everyone's an Editor-In-Chief here except me! Marc St. James: Oh, and me.
	Season 1 / Episode 18: - Don't Ask, Don't Tell Marc St. James: [going through his story with Betty in order to fool his mother] We met when I made a bet with my friends that I could turn you from an ugly duckling into a beautiful swan Betty Suarez: Marc, that's "She's All That." Marc St. James: No, in that movie, she actually became beautiful. I felt in love with you because of that whole inner beauty crap.
	Season 1 / Episode 16: - Derailed Wilhelmina Slater: You're not here to stitch, you're here to snitch! Marc St. James: She means she needs information, bitch!
	Season 1 / Episode 14: - I'm Coming Out Marc St. James: [Wilhelmina has just injected duck sauce in her face, and her eyes have swelled up] It's a blessing, Willie. Think about it, Fashion Week! All those people you don't want to see! Wilhelmina Slater: But they have to see me! And you will be by my side at all times. You will be my seeing-eye-gay.
	Season 1 / Episode 14: - I'm Coming Out Marc St. James: Just so you know, you'll always be my little chimichanga. [pause] It doesn't mean I like you or anything.
	Season 1 / Episode 13: - In or Out Marc St. James: We should hit it with a bat... see if candy falls out. [to Amanda, after seeing that Betty has returned to Mode with Daniel]
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - The Lyin', the Watch, and the Wardrobe Marc St. James: Hola! Happy Halloween! Wilhelmina Slater: Marc! Wilhelmina Slater: That is the absolute cruelest thing I've ever seen. Someone's getting a raise.
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Fey's Sleigh Ride Marc St. James: Nice vest! Justin Suarez: Ralph Lauren, we got it half price because there is a small hole but you can't even see it. Marc St. James: So, the kids at school, do they like it? Justin Suarez: No. They don't really get me. Marc St. James: A word of advice, be who you are, wear what you want, just learn how to run real fast.
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Fey's Sleigh Ride Marc St. James: [to Amanda] Wow. Two-year-old shoes! Even I didn't get that! Marc St. James: [to Betty] He's obviously not your son.
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Fey's Sleigh Ride Betty Suarez: Oh, look, here's some of my friends. Amanda Tanen: Just because we're sharing an elevator, doesn't mean we're friends. Betty Suarez: Marc, Amanda, this is uh, Justin. Marc St. James: Oh, so that's pregnancy weight! [Amanda laughs] Betty Suarez: Um, no, he's my nephew. Justin Suarez: [looks down at Amanda's shoes] OH MY GOD! Manolo Blahniks Spring 2004! Marc St. James: [gasps] Wearing two-year-old shoes! Even I didn't catch that. [to Betty] Definitley not your son.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Queens for a Day Marc St. James: [dressed as Betty with a wig, glasses, braces and poncho] Hola! Happy Halloween! Wilhelmina Slater: Marc! That is the absolute cruelest thing I've ever seen. Someone’s getting a raise.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Marc St. James: This is Mode, not... Dog Fancy

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