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Episode: 01x05
Title: Breaking Them Up is Hard to Do
Type: Regular Episode
Production Code: 467806
First Aired: Oct. 23, 1998

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Two of a Kind - 01x05 Breaking Them Up is Hard to Do

Summary: Mary-Kate and Ashley decide that they have to come up with a scheme to make sure that Carrie won't leave when Kevin starts dating a woman named Marci.

Who appeared in this episode?

Guest Stars:

Marci	played by Hallie Todd
Max	played by Orlando Brown
Halloween Kid	played by Isaac Lipscomb
Taylor Donovan	played by Jesse Lee Soffer
Brian	played by Martin Spanjers

Episode Quotes

Season 1 / Episode 5: - Breaking Them Up is Hard to Do

Marci: Oh, hey, who's that?
Ashley Burke: Carrie? Oh, she's just...
Mary-Kate Burke: Another one of dad's girlfriends!
Marci: Oh... your dad has other girlfriends?
Ashley Burke: Yeah, but don't worry. I think he likes you the best.

Season 1 / Episode 5: - Breaking Them Up is Hard to Do

Kevin Burke: Where are you going?
Marci: Home. Just met Carrie.
Kevin Burke: Oh, Carrie's here?
Marci: Yeah, she's putting the girls to bed!
Kevin Burke: Did she say something to offend you?
Marci: What offends me is that you never mentioned her.
Kevin Burke: Well, there's not much to tell. I needed someone, I took out an ad and Carrie. I mean it was just a coincidence that she's a student of mine.
Marci: She's your student?
Kevin Burke: Yeah, and whenever she's too busy with her studies I call Mrs. Baker.
Marci: Who's Mrs. Baker?
Kevin Burke: My, my neighbor from across the street. Of course, she 72, so she's not as much fun as Carrie, but she still gets the job done.
Marci: [Gaping] Oh! This is the most depraved thing I've ever heard.
Kevin Burke: I'm sorry, what?
Marci: Well, it's bad enough you're juggling more than on woman, but one of your students and a senior citizen it like... Oh, oh, oh! I hope you choke on that dinner, which by the way, I did not make. [goes to leave]
Kevin Burke: What are you talking about? Carrie is the girls' babysitter.
Marci: She's a babysitter? Your daughter told me she was one of your girlfriends.
Kevin Burke: Which daughter?
Marci: I don't know. The one who smokes.
Kevin Burke: [Looking very confused] Ok, apparantly my daughters are up to something. I have a feeling it's about me dating. Why don't you stay here? Uh, I'll be right back.
Marci: I made part of it.

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