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Mary-Kate Burke

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Mary-Kate OlsenMary-Kate Olsen
She and her twin sister, 'Ashley Olsen' (qv), were born June 13, 1986 in Sherman Oaks, California to ...

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Mary-Kate Burke Quotes

01x17 - Mr. Right Under Your Nose Season 1 / Episode 17: - Mr. Right Under Your Nose

Ashley Burke: This was my only campaign promise. Do you know what this means?
Mary-Kate Burke: Yeah. You did what any politician would do. You lied.
01x13 - Split Decision Season 1 / Episode 13: - Split Decision

Ashley Burke: Being a twin bites monkeys!
Mary-Kate Burke: It's not exactly a bed of roses for me either sweetie!
01x12 - Let's Dance Season 1 / Episode 12: - Let's Dance

Jeremy: Mary-Kate, you know how I said I can swing dance. Well, I can't. The truth is I can't dance.
Mary-Kate Burke: Then why did you say that you were good swing dancer?
Jeremy: Well, 'cause most people can. Some kids find it pretty easy.
Mary-Kate Burke: Well, I didn't until 3 days ago.
Jeremy: You mean, you learned swing dancing, 'cause of me?
Mary-Kate Burke: Maybe.
Jeremy: Wow. You know, slow dancing doesn't look so hard. Do you think you could teach me how to do that?
Mary-Kate Burke: I can try, come on.
01x12 - Let's Dance Season 1 / Episode 12: - Let's Dance

Carrie Moore: So, Jeremy is the first boy you've really liked. That's exciting.
Mary-Kate Burke: Yeah, I guess. It's not like I'm in love with him or anything.
Carrie Moore: Ah, I understand completely.

Carrie Moore: [sees her and smiles] Still thinkin' about him?
Mary-Kate Burke: [breaks down] Oh, he's just so cute!
01x11 - A Very Carrie Christmas Season 1 / Episode 11: - A Very Carrie Christmas

Carrie Moore: So Mary-Kate what are you doing for your project?
Mary-Kate Burke: How should I know, its not do until next week.
01x10 - Peeping Twins Season 1 / Episode 10: - Peeping Twins

Mary-Kate Burke: [after seeing the neighbor Ashley claimed she saw get murdered] Mr. Filmore looks pretty good for someone who was sliced up and stuffed into a garbage can!
01x08 - You've Got a Friend Season 1 / Episode 8: - You've Got a Friend

Nicole: Hi Ashley!
Mary-Kate Burke: She's Ashley. I'm Mary-Kate. The one with the gaping head wound.
01x05 - Breaking Them Up is Hard to Do Season 1 / Episode 5: - Breaking Them Up is Hard to Do

Marci: Oh, hey, who's that?
Ashley Burke: Carrie? Oh, she's just...
Mary-Kate Burke: Another one of dad's girlfriends!
Marci: Oh... your dad has other girlfriends?
Ashley Burke: Yeah, but don't worry. I think he likes you the best.
01x05 - Breaking Them Up is Hard to Do Season 1 / Episode 5: - Breaking Them Up is Hard to Do

Marci: So... your sister's not feelin' too well, huh?
Mary-Kate Burke: Who cares? Ashley's always sick. She loves the attention. She's dad's favorite, you know?
Marci: Oh, I bet that's not true.
Mary-Kate Burke: Oh, believe me! He's always running out to get stuff for her. But he won't even pick me up a pack of cigarettes. You don't have a smoke on you, do you?
Marci: Me... uh... no, I don't. I don't smoke. And I don't think that you should either.
Mary-Kate Burke: Tell me about it. I'm thinking of getting the patch.
01x05 - Breaking Them Up is Hard to Do Season 1 / Episode 5: - Breaking Them Up is Hard to Do

Carrie: Oh, hi, you just missed Marci.
Ashley Burke: Yeah, she left in kind of a hurry.
Kevin Burke: Actually, she's still downstairs.
Ashley Burke: Uh-oh.
Mary-Kate Burke: I think I'm catching what Ashley's got.
Carrie: What's going on?
Kevin Burke: Well, first of all, Ashley's not sick and these two told Marci that you were my girlfriend.
Carrie: What? Why would you do that?
Ashley Burke: Well, we were trying to break Dad and Marci up.
Mary-Kate Burke: Yeah, Carrie, we don't want to lose you.
Kevin Burke: Why would you lose Carrie?
Mary-Kate Burke: Because she said if things kept with between you and Marci, she'd be out of a job.
Carrie: Well, that was a joke. I didn't mean that.
Ashley Burke: Well, we thought you did and we liked the way things are.
Mary-Kate Burke: Yeah, you're the best babysitter we've ever had.
Ashley Burke: You're like family.
Carrie: So you would lie to that poor woman just to keep me around? That is so sweet. [sobers after Kevin gives her a look] I mean it's wrong. Of course. But it's still very sweet. I ...
Kevin Burke: Carrie?
Carrie: Oh, why don't I give you guys some privacy. Oh!
01x05 - Breaking Them Up is Hard to Do Season 1 / Episode 5: - Breaking Them Up is Hard to Do

Carrie: Wow, Kevin's really hitting it off with Marci. [jokingly] If this keeps up I might be out of a job!

Mary-Kate Burke: [thinks Carrie is serious about losing her babysitting job] We can't lose Carrie! She's like having a big sister!
Brian: And she's real easy on the eyes, too!
01x03 - Prelude to a Kiss Season 1 / Episode 3: - Prelude to a Kiss

Mary-Kate Burke: It's a sleep over. Wait till someone falls alseep, duct tape them to the floor, and tell them the house is on fire.
01x03 - Prelude to a Kiss Season 1 / Episode 3: - Prelude to a Kiss

Mary-Kate Burke: Bye Ashley. See your Porky!
Ashley Burke: Its Pokey!
01x03 - Prelude to a Kiss Season 1 / Episode 3: - Prelude to a Kiss

Ashley Burke: Your my sister and my best friend. And no boy can ever change that. You know what I mean? Mary-Kate? Mary-Kate?
Mary-Kate Burke: [sleeping and snoring]

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