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 | Season 1 / Episode 16: - Carrie Moves In Carrie Moore: [excited] You'll never have to look for a babysitter because I will always be around! So what's the problem? Kevin Burke: You'll always be around. |
| Season 1 / Episode 13: - Split Decision Eddie Fairbanks: So, I hear you're dating Priscilla Queen of the Desert. Carrie: [gapes at Kevin] You told Mr. Sensitivity about my personal life? Kevin Burke: Hey, it was my personal life first. |
| Season 1 / Episode 12: - Let's Dance Carrie Moore: I excel at Excel. I am the boss of Dos, I'm the belle of Intel. Kevin Burke: And apparently a big fan of Dr. Seuss. |
| Season 1 / Episode 7: - The Heartbreak Kid Kevin Burke: But ... Carrie: No buts. Kevin Burke: Good Carrie: However... However is not but. |
| Season 1 / Episode 5: - Breaking Them Up is Hard to Do Kevin Burke: Where are you going? Marci: Home. Just met Carrie. Kevin Burke: Oh, Carrie's here? Marci: Yeah, she's putting the girls to bed! Kevin Burke: Did she say something to offend you? Marci: What offends me is that you never mentioned her. Kevin Burke: Well, there's not much to tell. I needed someone, I took out an ad and Carrie. I mean it was just a coincidence that she's a student of mine. Marci: She's your student? Kevin Burke: Yeah, and whenever she's too busy with her studies I call Mrs. Baker. Marci: Who's Mrs. Baker? Kevin Burke: My, my neighbor from across the street. Of course, she 72, so she's not as much fun as Carrie, but she still gets the job done. Marci: [Gaping] Oh! This is the most depraved thing I've ever heard. Kevin Burke: I'm sorry, what? Marci: Well, it's bad enough you're juggling more than on woman, but one of your students and a senior citizen it like... Oh, oh, oh! I hope you choke on that dinner, which by the way, I did not make. [goes to leave] Kevin Burke: What are you talking about? Carrie is the girls' babysitter. Marci: She's a babysitter? Your daughter told me she was one of your girlfriends. Kevin Burke: Which daughter? Marci: I don't know. The one who smokes. Kevin Burke: [Looking very confused] Ok, apparantly my daughters are up to something. I have a feeling it's about me dating. Why don't you stay here? Uh, I'll be right back. Marci: I made part of it. |
| Season 1 / Episode 5: - Breaking Them Up is Hard to Do Kevin Burke: Where are you going? Marci: Home, just met Carrie. Kevin Burke: Oh, Carrie's here? Marci: Yeah, she's putting the girls to bed! Kevin Burke: Did she say something to offend you? Marci: What offends me is that you never mentioned her. Kevin Burke: Well, there's not much to tell. I needed someone, Carrie was there, so I hired her. I mean it's just a coincidence that she's a student of mine. Marci: She's your student? Marci: Yeah, and whenever she's busy with her studies, I call Mrs. Baker. Marci: Who's Mrs. Baker? Marci: My - My neighbor. Of course she's 72, so she's not as fun as Carrie but she still gets the job done. Marci: [Gaping] Oh, this is the most depraved thing I ever heard! Kevin Burke: I'm sorry, what? Marci: Well, it's bad enough that you're juggling more than one woman, but one of your students and a senior citizen. It's like uh, uh, uh! I hope you choke on that dinner, which by the way I did not make. Kevin Burke: What are you talking about? Carrie's the girls' babysittter. Marci: She's their babysitter? You're daughter told me she was one of your girlfriends. Kevin Burke: Which daughter? Marci: I don't know, the one that smokes. Kevin Burke: [Looking confused] Ok, apparantly my daughters are up to something. I have a feeling it's about me dating. Here, why don't sit down. [Marci sits on the couch] Uh, I'll be right back. Marci: I made part of it. |
| Season 1 / Episode 5: - Breaking Them Up is Hard to Do Carrie: Oh, hi, you just missed Marci. Ashley Burke: Yeah, she left in kind of a hurry. Kevin Burke: Actually, she's still downstairs. Ashley Burke: Uh-oh. Mary-Kate Burke: I think I'm catching what Ashley's got. Carrie: What's going on? Kevin Burke: Well, first of all, Ashley's not sick and these two told Marci that you were my girlfriend. Carrie: What? Why would you do that? Ashley Burke: Well, we were trying to break Dad and Marci up. Mary-Kate Burke: Yeah, Carrie, we don't want to lose you. Kevin Burke: Why would you lose Carrie? Mary-Kate Burke: Because she said if things kept with between you and Marci, she'd be out of a job. Carrie: Well, that was a joke. I didn't mean that. Ashley Burke: Well, we thought you did and we liked the way things are. Mary-Kate Burke: Yeah, you're the best babysitter we've ever had. Ashley Burke: You're like family. Carrie: So you would lie to that poor woman just to keep me around? That is so sweet. [sobers after Kevin gives her a look] I mean it's wrong. Of course. But it's still very sweet. I ... Kevin Burke: Carrie? Carrie: Oh, why don't I give you guys some privacy. Oh! |
| Season 1 / Episode 3: - Prelude to a Kiss Carrie Moore: Oh a leg man! Kevin Burke: Okay I'm a leg man, your a chin woman! |
| Season 1 / Episode 1: - Putting Two 'n Two Together Carrie: Come on, Sammy! Let's see if you earn some of that $10.2 mil. Kevin Burke: Carrie? Carrie: Professor, what are you doing here? Making sure the Cubs are in bed by 9:00? Kevin Burke: The girls told me these were such great seats, I had to check them out myself. Who's up? Carrie: Sammy Sosa. Kevin Burke: Come on, Sammy! I always knew you were worth that money they're payin' ya. |
| Unknown Episode: Kevin Burke: That's not cranberry sauce. Kevin Burke: No, no, no... cranberry sauce is a red, gelatinous clump about yay-high shaped like a can. |
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