Season 7 Breakdown

Normal Episodes: 22
TV Specials: 0
TV Movies: 0

Two and a Half Men Season 7 (2009-2010)

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Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia. Meanwhile, Charlie also grows wary that Melissa has slowly moved ...
Sep. 21, 2009
Two and a Half Men Whipped Unto the Third Generation 7x02 Whipped Unto the Third Generation
Girls rule the roost after Charlie consents to Chelsea's desire to allow Alan's girlfriend, Melissa, to move in with them.
Sep. 28, 2009
Two and a Half Men Mmm, fish. Yum. 7x03 Mmm, fish. Yum.
Alan cares for Judith's child and his ex-mother-in-law. Charlie backing over a cat provides Jake with a chance to blackmail him.
Oct. 05, 2009
Two and a Half Men Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator 7x04 Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
Alan starts working for Evelyn. Charlie tries to close the rift between Chelsea and Jake.
Oct. 12, 2009
Two and a Half Men For the Sake of the Child 7x05 For the Sake of the Child
Public humiliation at the hands of Charlie and Alan has Jake refusing to stay at the beach house.
Oct. 19, 2009
Two and a Half Men Give Me Your Thumb 7x06 Give Me Your Thumb
Alan recommends breast-reduction surgery to Chelsea, which prompts Charlie to implement house-guest reduction, as in throwing Alan out.
Nov. 02, 2009
Two and a Half Men Untainted by Filth 7x07 Untainted by Filth
Charlie and Alan awaken to find themselves in bed with a stranger.
Nov. 09, 2009
Two and a Half Men Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. 7x08 Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
While overcoming a bad break-up, Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house.
Nov. 16, 2009
Two and a Half Men Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair 7x09 Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
While Alan struggles to cure his baldness, Charlie deals with the problem that he can't satisfy Chelsea.
Nov. 23, 2009
Two and a Half Men That's Why They Call It Ball Room 7x10 That's Why They Call It Ball Room
Charlie discovers a secret that Chelsea's been keeping from him regarding her finances.
Dec. 07, 2009
Two and a Half Men Warning, It's Dirty 7x11 Warning, It's Dirty
Charlie helps Jake cheat on his girlfriend while she's away for the holidays. Evelyn brings a television producer to Charlie's Christmas dinner.
Dec. 14, 2009
Two and a Half Men Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste 7x12 Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Alan and Herb hope to keep Judith from finding out they've become friends.
Jan. 11, 2010
Two and a Half Men Yay, No Polyps! 7x13 Yay, No Polyps!
Charlie has a colonoscopy to avoid visiting Chelsea's parents, who he then finds in his house when he gets home.
Jan. 18, 2010
Two and a Half Men Crude and Uncalled For 7x14 Crude and Uncalled For
A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested in the lawyer who takes Alan's case.
Feb. 01, 2010
Two and a Half Men Aye, Aye, Captain 7x15 Aye, Aye, Captain
Chelsea is put off by Charlie's jealousy.
Feb. 08, 2010
Two and a Half Men Tinkle Like a Princess 7x16 Tinkle Like a Princess
Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife, but she's not Chelsea.
Mar. 01, 2010
Two and a Half Men I Found Your Moustache 7x17 I Found Your Moustache
Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.
Mar. 08, 2010
Two and a Half Men Ixnay on the Oggie Day 7x18 Ixnay on the Oggie Day
Charlie has a return engagement with Gail (Tricia Helfer), Chelsea's best friend; Alan has a surprising effect on a female patient.
Mar. 22, 2010
Two and a Half Men Keith Moon is Vomiting in his Grave 7x19 Keith Moon is Vomiting in his Grave
Alan is torn between the bad influence of Jake's new friend and the hotness of his mother. Charlie has troubles writing the theme for a new TV show.
Apr. 12, 2010
Two and a Half Men I Called Him Magoo   7x20 I Called Him Magoo
Alan plans an intimate night at a hotel with Lyndsay, while Charlie tries another tack at getting a "girlfriend experience".
May. 10, 2010
Two and a Half Men Gumby with a Pokey 7x21 Gumby with a Pokey
Alan and Jake go on a road trip while Charlie is visited by the ghosts of girlfriends past.
May. 17, 2010
Two and a Half Men This Is Not Gonna End Well 7x22 This Is Not Gonna End Well
Charlie is miffed over Alan's planned attendance of Chelsea's birthday party and suffers the indignity of having Jake chauffer him around following a license suspension.
May. 24, 2010

Season 7 Characters

Charlie Harper played by Charlie Sheen
Alan Harper played by Jon Cryer
Jake Harper played by Angus T. Jones
Chelsea played by Jennifer Taylor (XVI)
Berta played by Conchata Ferrell
Evelyn Harper played by Holland Taylor
Judith Melnick played by Marin Hinkle
Tom played by Stacy Keach
Ed played by John Amos
Melissa played by Kelly Stables
TV Announcer voiced by Robert Clotworthy
Betsy played by Katy Mixon
Lyndsey Mackelroy played by Courtney Thorne-Smith
Gail played by Tricia Helfer
Dr. Herb Melnick played by Ryan Stiles
Eldridge Mackelroy voiced by Graham Patrick Martin
Celeste played by Tinashe Kachingwe
Mia played by Emmanuelle Vaugier
Brad Harlow played by Steven Eckholdt
Trudy played by Paulina Olszynski
Priscilla Honeycutt played by Frances Fisher
Jasmine played by Elizabeth Ho
Lenore played by Annie Potts

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Season 7 Videos

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Season 7 Quotes

07x12 - Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste Season 7 / Episode 12: - Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

Alan Harper: What are you doing? Watching the big game?
Charlie Harper: Nothing gets by you.
Alan Harper: So, who are we rooting for?
Charlie Harper: The spread.
07x05 - For the Sake of the Child Season 7 / Episode 5: - For the Sake of the Child

Jake Harper: [driving, sticks his elbow out the window]
Alan Harper: What are you doing?
Jake Harper: Driving.
Alan Harper: Both hands: ten and two.
Jake Harper: Twelve
Alan Harper: No, no, like a clock: 10:00 and 2:00.
Jake Harper: I have no idea what you're talking about.
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Season 7 Trivia

  • Episode 02 - The title refers to a biblical quote from Exodus 34:7: "Keeping steadfast love for thousands, forgiving iniquity and transgression and sin, but who will by no means clear the guilty, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children and the children's children, to the third and the fourth generation.&q
  • Episode 22 - The title is based on the William Shakespeare play, All's Well That Ends Well.
  • Episode 22 - Goof (continuity error): While they're in the car, Charlie hands a card to Jake, and he takes it. After Jakes taunts him for being a wuss, Charlie AGAIN gives the card to Jake, who AGAIN takes it - even though Jake never gave it back after taking it the first time. I guess the filmmakers never thought anyone w
  • Episode 15 - The title is the typical response by a crew member to the the Captain of a sea going vessel or a seaman in the Navy.
  • Episode 03 - Judith's mother's name is Lenore.

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