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TV Specials: 0
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	1x01 Pilot Charlie's life gets a little more complicated when his brother, Alan, and son, Jake, move in with him after his wife confesses her lesbian lifestyle and throws him out of the house. ...	Sep. 22, 2003
	1x02 Big Flappy Bastards Charlie finds it hard to enforce the rules Alan has set out for his son. After Jake lures a flock of sea gulls into his room, Charlie gets very upset. Jake tries to get Charlie to forgive ...	Sep. 29, 2003
	1x03 Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell After a trip to Disneyland, Jake gets sick and wants to go to Judith's house so she can take care of him. Alan gets saddened over this because he is losing his wife and son. Charlie ...	Oct. 06, 2003
	1x04 If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap Berta, the housekeeper, quits after experiencing Alan's demanding ways. Alan decides he could be the housekeeper, but does not work. Alan decides to hunt her down and bring her back, ...	Oct. 13, 2003
	1x05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump After a trip to Las Vegas Charlie decides to go to Jake's soccer game like he promised. There, he meets a soccer mom and they hit it off. Alan goes to a meeting with some soccer moms ...	Oct. 20, 2003
	1x06 Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? Charlie gets in over his head after he tells Jake to avoid certain calls he doesn't want which creates a dinner plan for Charlie and his mother. When Charlie meets her new boyfriend's ...	Oct. 27, 2003
	1x07 If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake For a class assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of one of Charlie's surfer friends, which in turn, worries his mother. Alan then starts to get worried about Judith when she ...	Nov. 03, 2003
	1x08 Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful Alan tricks Charlie in leading Jake and his classmates in the music show along with Alan and Judith.	Nov. 10, 2003
	1x09 Phase One, Complete Jake befriends one of Charlie's one-night stands, which Charlie does not like as it furthers the relationship that Charlie does not want to continue.	Nov. 17, 2003
	1x10 Merry Thanksgiving To try and prove to his girlfriend that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa over for Thanksgiving dinner at his house.	Nov. 24, 2003
	1x11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor After bumping into Judith and her new boyfriend at the movies, Alan decides to change his look to try and get back into the dating scene, and to impress his son.	Dec. 15, 2003
	1x12 Camel Filters + Pheromones Berta becomes forced to bring her granddaughter Prudence to work for a day. The boys like this because they get very preoccupied with her.	Jan. 05, 2004
	1x13 Sara Like Puny Alan Charlie gets a double date with a hot neighbor and her sister and needs to take Alan along. The trouble is, Alan got sick from Jake so Charlie takes him to a steam room to heal him. ...	Jan. 12, 2004
	1x14 I Can't Afford Hyenas Charlie's accountant Stan tries to explain Charlie's financial problems to him.	Feb. 02, 2004
	1x15 Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1) Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Franky against Alan's constant arguments about the woman.	Feb. 09, 2004
	1x16 That Was Saliva, Alan (2) Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why both her and her daughter are on the run, and Frankie's daughter gets a crush on Jake.	Feb. 16, 2004
	1x17 Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats Charlie gets offended after Alan chooses harebrained cousins as Jake's legal guardians in the event of his death.	Feb. 23, 2004
	1x18 An Old Flame With a New Wick Charlie is stunned to find out that one of his ex-girlfriends had a sex change operation.	Mar. 01, 2004
	1x19 I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You At Jake's birthday party Judith's sister Liz hits on Alan while Evelyn prefers to drink alcohol than eat cake.	Mar. 22, 2004
	1x20 Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark When Jake starts playing guitar non-stop, Judith thinks it is because he is having a hard time dealing with the divorce. She suggests that he sees a therapist, which Alan does not agree ...	Apr. 19, 2004
	1x21 No Sniffing, No Wowing Charlie puts Alan's divorce settlement into jeopardy when he sleeps with his attorney, Laura.	May. 03, 2004
	1x22 My Doctor has a Cow Puppet Charlie tries to cure Alan of his recent sleepwalking adventures; Jake goes and sees a therapist.	May. 10, 2004
	1x23 Just Like Buffalo Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's support-group with other divorcees into letting Jake still spend weekends at his place.	May. 17, 2004
	1x24 Can You Feel My Finger? Charlie heads to the doctor for a vasectomy after a recent pregnancy scare.	May. 24, 2004

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Season 1 Characters

Charlie Harper	played by Charlie Sheen
Alan Harper	played by Jon Cryer
Jake Harper	played by Angus T. Jones
Judith Harper	played by Marin Hinkle
Rose	played by Melanie Lynskey
Evelyn Harper	played by Holland Taylor
Berta	played by Conchata Ferrell
Bill	played by Chris O'Donnell
Joanie	played by Juliette Goglia
Frankie	played by Jenna Elfman
Leanne	played by Rebecca McFarland
Dr. Linda Freeman	played by Jane Lynch
Rodney	played by Frankie J. Allison
Karen	played by Louisette Geiss
Ken	played by Don Foster (V)
Doug	played by Eddie Gorodetsky
Laura	played by Kristin Bauer van Straten
Suzanne	played by Jennifer Taylor (XVI)
Lenny	played by Eugene Byrd
Mike	played by Thomas F. Wilson
Kate	played by Liz Vassey
Jill	played by Chris O'Donnell
Tommy Pearson	played by Madison Mason

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01x17 - Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats

Season 1 / Episode 17: - Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats

Alan: Charlie, let me tell you something; you-you-you can't keep Jake from ever getting hurt, he's a boy. It's... getting hurt is like his job. Last summer he - he actually fractured his ass doing a cannonball into the bathtub. All I care about is that has somebody who loves him, and who'll step up when it really counts, and that's what you did today.

Season 1 / Episode 18: - An Old Flame With a New Wick

Charlie: [shakes Bill/Jill's hand; gets up to leave] Nice to see you again. Good luck with the penis.

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Season 1 Trivia

Episode 01 - The scene here Alan and Charlie drink, at the sound of a bell, in the bar is called Pavlov's. Russian physiologist Ivan Pavlov used classical conditioning to train a dog, just as Alan and Charlie responded to the bell, by drinking a shot.
Episode 02 - To open this episode, Charlie sits at the piano with Jake and plays the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme. In real life, producer Chuck Lorre composed that theme.
Goof (continuity error): When Charlie is talking to Jake on the deck whilst having breakfast, the bottle of beer that Charlie placed on the table changes positions during the conversation that he is having with Jake.
Episode 18 - Goof (continuity error): When Charlie is talking with Bill/Jill in the bar the second time, Bill/Jill picks up his beer bottle, leans back and takes a swig. When the shot returns to Charlie, the beer is on the table again.
Episode 12 - The title refers to the filtered tip brand of Camel cigarettes that was introduced by R.J. Reynolds Tobacco in 1913 and is famous for the package design that used a camel named 'Old Joe'.

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